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Midsummer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3435 on: 26 September 2012, 09:49:32 pm »
The message below is just in. Never heard from the guy before, yet he is messaging me like an old friend.  ;D

'Hey how are you

Looking nice in the images a model or something better

hows the week been upto much ?

hows aw been going'

Caledonia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3436 on: 26 September 2012, 09:58:47 pm »
I hate the ones that dont bother reading my profile, I have typed my rates, availability, preferences etc into my bio as well as in the set areas, but still I get texts/calls/emails asking "how much for X amount of time" "do you do such and such". Hello read my profile, I mean do they not realise how stupid it makes them seem.

naughtyjas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3437 on: 26 September 2012, 10:26:34 pm »
I got this text today:

Can I pay you to snif you.

Followed by

Can I pay you to snif your bottom.

All I could think of was he wants to snif my bum, like a dog? ewwww.

sadie x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3438 on: 26 September 2012, 10:27:32 pm »
i think they should only be able to get our numbers once they have read DOS AND DONTS.
like a tick box,with terms and conditions..
they would still ignore probably AAArrrgggggg

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3439 on: 26 September 2012, 10:29:38 pm »
The message below is just in. Never heard from the guy before, yet he is messaging me like an old friend.  ;D

'Hey how are you

Looking nice in the images a model or something better

hows the week been upto much ?

hows aw been going'

Had that one before! What's the point, seriously?  ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Lost in Translation

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3440 on: 27 September 2012, 12:12:13 am »
I've learned to deal with the basic email enquiry and thought maybe someone else might want to use this tip for those frustrations. I've put everything that's in my profile into my auto response in bullet form with the heading "If I don't get back to you the answer to your question is in this auto reply"

so it's just the bare bones information on my profile - how much, where, what basic services are, that domination costs more (and those rates) and how my booking system works.... basically the information most people ask.  So if someone actually is serious, the info is there. Mostly I find the people that write to me %80 just want me to interact with them and aren't interested in booking.

I very rarely get a booking through email. it's almost always through text and phone. My phone has been off for 5 days as I was ill. I'm dreading turning it on...

Ruby Reid And Alex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3441 on: 27 September 2012, 02:11:05 am »
Never heard from the guy before, yet he is messaging me like an old friend.  ;D

We've had a guy who behaves like we know him even though we've never met up. He first text a very polite message about being in the area and wanting to meet up, followed up with another text after no reply 45 minutes later - this was 3 in the morning. We replied once we were awake to tell him our working hours and heard nothing back until a week later when we got (+ ignored) a text saying "Miss you x"

And then two weeks later we got this:

"Hi, how's things? I've been really busy travelling to Germany, France and Scotland with work. I start my new job in the city of London next week. How've you been? Len x"

Yeah, ignored that too...

Ashanti Ebony

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3442 on: 27 September 2012, 04:15:08 pm »
Subject: X
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Sup baby....when you next available?


NEVER for you tosser! Blocked!

Ashanti Ebony

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3443 on: 27 September 2012, 04:22:56 pm »
Meant to say, got this guy, ask loooooottttts of stupid questions

The idiot--- hi babe, got a big dick
Me         --- no response
The idiot--- am so huge, gals can't handle me
Me         --- oh really?
The idiot--- am indian, want to get into porn, pls help me
Me-- i just hanged up, come to think of it, don't have a clue why i didn't hang up earlier. :FF

casey_kisses

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3444 on: 27 September 2012, 06:31:07 pm »
AW message today:

twit: Babe you avalable?

Me: Please call for a same day appointment.

twit: Were about in notts are u bbe

Me: No reply!!

Honestly...  :FF

Phone call today: Hiya, was wondering if you'd do an outcall at 2.30am tomorrow even though your profile says you only work until 11. Or you could come get pissed with us for free and then come back to ours.

Really?!  ???

Needless to say I politely declined and hung up promptly.

xx

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
- Albus Dumbledore

sadie x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3445 on: 27 September 2012, 10:26:26 pm »
nob rings,me ansews......................silence.
"hello"........nob....."where you at" ...........no thankyou.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3446 on: 28 September 2012, 09:54:18 am »
Got this gem via AW:

Hi Princess i love your profile.You seems very nice.Im Tom also work here on Adultwork as an Escort (2 years) Tom28SE.The reason ive contacted you is that you seem very nice.Im not looking for Escort but serious relationship with a nice girl like you.Due to my work i find it difficult to find a girl for relationship where the girl would accept my work but she was still cool pretty and naughty.Im not really atracted to too good girls.My previous relationship was with an Escort/Mistress girl too and it worked fine although we are only friends now.If a nice but a bit naughty Boyfriend would be something that interest you please get back and lets get to know each other maybe we could start with a nice dinner.You can check out my profile or just reply with your email adress and ill send you my pics.Looking forward hearing from you.Tom xx


Why do these guys waste time? Don't they know time is money? :FF

sadie x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3447 on: 28 September 2012, 01:59:00 pm »
What a total plonker..
and why would any escort in there right mind..
date someone who should be paying?.............annoying annoying annoying :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

sadie x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3448 on: 28 September 2012, 02:03:30 pm »
infact..you have to write back to that and say "you cant be serious!"
that would put me in foul mood if i just woke up..at the stupidity of it..

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3449 on: 28 September 2012, 05:22:58 pm »
I've written on my profile that I'm not looking for a boyfriend, to be a mistress, fuck buddy or slave,,this is my JOB!
Grrrrrrrrr  :FF