Just had someone ring me....

Bloke: Hi There I'm 17 and want a BlowJob is that okay?
Me: I'm sorry but you have to be over 18 for me to consider you.
Bloke: But I just want a BlowJob
Me: Sorry

Phone Down and Blocked!!

I have no interest in breaking the law and he's just too damn young!!

Subject: X
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Sup baby....when you next available?


NEVER for you tosser! Blocked!

'Tell me you fantasy in detail and I'll make sure it comes true'

So tempted to copy and paste something strange and send it back...

'Tell me you fantasy in detail and I'll make sure it comes true'

So tempted to copy and paste something strange and send it back...

Do it.  Send him something like, waking up in satin sheets, breakfast in bed and logging onto your online accounto find someone very generous has transferred x amount of money into it without you even having to get out of bed.  Ahhh heaven.

Quote from: Little Miss Misanthropy on 25 September 2012, 08:33:03 pm

Quote from: ilovedots on 25 September 2012, 08:27:12 pm

I moved to a new location today, and the first message I received went: "we offer a discreet service for those intersted, ?40 a gram of candy, ?30/g mandy, ?10/g harry. Open all hrs, quality guaranteed, more on request." I was furious! I went into a mad rant about me not being a user hence not interested, but if they contacted me again I'd be reporting them bla bla bla, and even received a 'sincere' apology. It really pisses me off when they assume we're all junkies !

Could you not report it to Crimestoppers?I think you can do it anonymously over t'internet (assuming they're a legit drug dealer - if there is such a thing...)?

I suppose I could do, but I only have their number (probably a PAYG one), and don't know if they aren't just some stupid kids having a laugh...

Oh but that's where the fun is - scaring the sh*t out of children by having PC Plod call them up!Oh too much hassle - what's Harry and why's it ?10?!Surely not heroin?

I'm (blahblah), 26 from london!

I'm after a bit of unusual request for an escort booking! My fantasy is to have a messy face fucking gagging blowjob...with lots and spit and puke! I know it's not everyone's cup of tea! I wouldn't want to cause any harm or pain! Just make a mess! I'd be willing to pay a extra for this service and discuss it further if you wanted...I hope you are

Let me know ASAP if your interested!

Lovely stuff.

I'm (blahblah), 26 from london!

I'm after a bit of unusual request for an escort booking! My fantasy is to have a messy face fucking gagging blowjob...with lots and spit and puke! I know it's not everyone's cup of tea! I wouldn't want to cause any harm or pain! Just make a mess! I'd be willing to pay a extra for this service and discuss it further if you wanted...I hope you are

Let me know ASAP if your interested!

Lovely stuff.

I'd be tempted to go on a rant about how the stomach acids in vomit can cause damage to your teeth and forced vomiting from gagging can tear the oesophagus etc... so no harm, eh!?  Just wish a few more of them could put a brain cell or two to use once in a while.

hello beautiful HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

i would like to meet you with my work colleague   

i do not want any sexual acts apon my self or my colleague all i would like is the following

lap dances / stripping

then watching you pleasure your self how ever you wanted fingers toys etc


not to sure if you would accept this if you do then how much would your rates be ? for an in call? and where would the in call be ? for 1 hour

if you could messege me back with a your answer that would be great

hope to chat to you soon xxx

I shall be messaging him back with this, >> nowhere on my profile does it state I see 2 people( men) together or lapdance so please learn to read adult work  escorts profiles properly  before emailing it will help  in future.  !!!,