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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3345 on: 14 September 2012, 01:21:24 am »
and the next... (is it a full moon??)

wen u ready 4 me



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3346 on: 14 September 2012, 09:48:08 am »
Are you available you're gorgeous?!

From a guy with loads of feedback that says he books you then when you arrive tells you you're not worth ?xxx p/h and offers you half. Oh and if you get to stay he wants you to rim him for an hour.

I think I'm permanently engaged mate.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3347 on: 14 September 2012, 12:38:06 pm »
Had this WONDERFUL text exchange last night:

him: I need 2hrs tonight please.
Me: Sorry I'm finished with incalls for today (this being 7pm and me finishing at 5), but I can do an outcall until 11pm x
Him: You work very unsociable hours. Can't do outcall as family staying with me.
Me: Ok, well my hours are 9am-5pm during the week and outcalls anytime after 6pm with a good few hours' notice.
Him: I'm a professional male, and work until 5pm, you should see me tonight as I have been trying to book you for weeks
Me: (knowing full well he's never contacted me EVER) Well I can't work 24/7 hun, those are my hours. If you want to book then it would need to be within those times.
Him: But those hours do not suit professional men. Perhaps you're not suitable for professional men may be?
Me: Perhaps it's just you pal.
Him: Pal sounds weird, bye.

ROFL I love it when a) punters try to depict your working hours and b) freaking them out by my yorkshire dialect and mannerisms  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3348 on: 14 September 2012, 02:28:51 pm »
Had this WONDERFUL text exchange last night:

him: I need 2hrs tonight please.
Me: Sorry I'm finished with incalls for today (this being 7pm and me finishing at 5), but I can do an outcall until 11pm x
Him: You work very unsociable hours. Can't do outcall as family staying with me.
Me: Ok, well my hours are 9am-5pm during the week and outcalls anytime after 6pm with a good few hours' notice.
Him: I'm a professional male, and work until 5pm, you should see me tonight as I have been trying to book you for weeks
Me: (knowing full well he's never contacted me EVER) Well I can't work 24/7 hun, those are my hours. If you want to book then it would need to be within those times.
Him: But those hours do not suit professional men. Perhaps you're not suitable for professional men may be?
Me: Perhaps it's just you pal.
Him: Pal sounds weird, bye.

ROFL I love it when a) punters try to depict your working hours and b) freaking them out by my yorkshire dialect and mannerisms  ;D

URG. I hate this sort of thing. I work similar hours to you, and get all sorts of clients -- especially professional men who've advanced to the point in their career that they can slip out of work whenever they want. Perhaps suggest he tries for a promotion and then when no-one's looking over his shoulder he can come and see you.

[Although, he sounds like a bit of a twat anyway if he has to use his 'professional' status to convince people to see him ... I'd remind him that it doesn't matter whether he's a judge or a binman so long as he's a decent, respectful human being.]

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3349 on: 14 September 2012, 02:45:04 pm »
Just dealt with a bit of a timewaster here - he booked us for 2pm and confirmed the booking yesterday (our usual process) and then we rushed out and back to the gym this morning and got all showered and dressed ready for 2pm only to wait. We text him at 2:10 and asked if he was still coming - he replied and said he'd been late out of work and would be another 45 mins, this for a 30 min booking! We said that he'd have to rebook for another day and we got this:

"Oh really, I'm on my way, shame"
"No time today?"
(we reply to repeat that if he can't be on time for a booking then he loses the slot)
"Ok.. A service provider with a smile, right?"
"No time later this evening?"
(Again repeat that not today and that of course we always have a smile)

He had a bit of a timewaster whiff from the beginning, he text us claiming he'd sent a message on AW and that he hadn't had a reply but we didn't see any messages from the name he said he uses on there.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3350 on: 15 September 2012, 12:52:13 am »
Im guessing as im new i have to get used to these silly requests and TW's.   :FF

Had one guy ask if we could meet and have i got smelly feet???. He wanted them to smell as bad as possible and asked if i had any corns. ??? ??? ???  WTF. that grossed me out.

and then this.

Hi

I am local to you and looking for regular hand relief, I take literally 60 seconds to cum, truth. Do you think you could give me 60 seconds of your time and your hand for 20 pounds please? I am looking for this every other day, I work close to you, very regular. 60 seconds.
Thanks for your time.

Luckily my very 1st meet was a gent and it was an overnight which was a big risk but it included champagne, flowers, sexy lingerie, lovely meal, great night. so its not put me off.

Little_Miss_Misanthropy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3351 on: 15 September 2012, 02:34:34 pm »
Seriously, some of the Reverse Bookings on AW are just a joke, read one today from a guy who wants you to meet him in a see through top with no bra (!) and a tiny skirt with no knickers. Then he wants to take you for a drink in this clobber (public humiliation, pass - I die a bit inside when they want to take me for dinner, I think everyone must know and find it cringey) and afterwards onto a romantic dogging session where you can do all the guys you want (gee whizz, lucky for you) in a field - all for the princely sum of ?300.

He makes it sound like you're winning the lotto if he picks you...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3352 on: 15 September 2012, 04:09:39 pm »
A text from a guy who's already on my reject list, so I don't even know he's calling  ;D

"Why dont u pick up i bet your eating cream cakes arnt u"

Good effort, but not good enough to get a reply lol
 
TW's are bored this Saturday...

Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3353 on: 15 September 2012, 07:22:49 pm »
Ooooh yes please!!!

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Hello I hope you are well.x
My name is Steve and I am from Stafford, I am 5,8,slim, brown eyes and shaved head,I do drive and do not smoke. I also do drink too.x
I have turned to being a slave with my friends aunt Louise in Cannnock-I served her for 3 years-she worked at Tesco and had 2 children, and was going through a divorce with her husband.x
I used to crawl on all fours, in her thongs, naked, lick her shoes, lick her feet, be her footstool, hand feed her chocs and wine, clean, cook, do the dishes and laundry, be her driver, I would wash her in the bath, masage her fromm head to toe, and even wipe her after she had a wee, would also bring flowers and drinks too.x
I am genuine and would do all that you ask .
Mistress Louise is my friends aunt-I went to his birthday party in Cannock, and met her there, she and I got tipsy-she told me about the divorce, and that she had enough of men- and wanted a slave!-I loved the idea and it turned me on totally!!.
So the next night I went over to her house and then it started from there, my friend never knew and still does not, she has now emigrated back to Dublin with her kids.x
I am looking for the same that I had with her, and am begging you to allow me the chance to pamper you.x

Slavexx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3354 on: 15 September 2012, 09:10:38 pm »
Just had a guy message me this
                       My fantasy is to indulge with an escort taking 'substances' to enhance our pleasure (and get you extra horny, vulnerable and suggestible),
This just sets so many alarm bells ringing, does he really think i'd reply to this?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3355 on: 15 September 2012, 09:19:47 pm »
omg not lotto euro millions

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3356 on: 15 September 2012, 09:36:33 pm »
i have a proposition for you hear me out

Im a 6ft 3 240 pound MMA fighter, ex cop, who offers protection and enforcement services to escorts, dealers and anyone else who requires me.

I am NOT a pimp and do not take any money from your normal successful jobs. What i do offer is a service should either a client not pay, or become aggressive, and you need funds collected.

My payment would be a flat percentage of the amount im recovering for you and should all your meets go successfully and you get payment and everything goes smooth then i would never be needed and wouldn't take a penny, I cant stress enough im NOT a pimp.

I already offer these services to a handful of escorts and some other groups as well and have experience in doing so.

If you want to discuss further you can contact me by phone or i can meet you in public in person. I am NOT looking for payment in the form of any sexual favours and would never ask for such I am strictly a professional

message back if this is something you would be interested in. I can also offer a minding service should you have any apprehensions of any clients where by i would take you to the address wait outside and take you home, and should anything go wrong im literally a 10 second run from you, once again prices negotiable.




eh ok.. That's just how I want to run my business  ::) ::) ::)

should just add his profile says he is 22 pfft ha ha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3357 on: 15 September 2012, 09:53:43 pm »
i have a proposition for you hear me out

Im a 6ft 3 240 pound MMA fighter, ex cop, who offers protection and enforcement services to escorts, dealers and anyone else who requires me.

I am NOT a pimp and do not take any money from your normal successful jobs. What i do offer is a service should either a client not pay, or become aggressive, and you need funds collected.

My payment would be a flat percentage of the amount im recovering for you and should all your meets go successfully and you get payment and everything goes smooth then i would never be needed and wouldn't take a penny, I cant stress enough im NOT a pimp.

I already offer these services to a handful of escorts and some other groups as well and have experience in doing so.

If you want to discuss further you can contact me by phone or i can meet you in public in person. I am NOT looking for payment in the form of any sexual favours and would never ask for such I am strictly a professional

message back if this is something you would be interested in. I can also offer a minding service should you have any apprehensions of any clients where by i would take you to the address wait outside and take you home, and should anything go wrong im literally a 10 second run from you, once again prices negotiable.




eh ok.. That's just how I want to run my business  ::) ::) ::)

should just add his profile says he is 22 pfft ha ha

OMG...sounds a  lovely bloke...like a loan shark...just the kind of person you want to work with! Imagine getting on the wrong side of him! EEEK! however seeing the he's 22 bit makes me think he's actually a fantasist!  I had a TW exactly like that and same age too.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3358 on: 15 September 2012, 10:03:51 pm »
I am an educated, friendly white English guy and I am looking for an overnight girlfriend experience. Why don't you join me at my apartment overlooking the Thames with spectacular views of London at night for a glass of wine and some sexy fun?

I am looking for a young slim (size 6-10) girl, ideally new to escorting and not so experienced, who would enjoy receiving oral to reach orgasm, giving blowjob without and having sex with an experienced older guy.

You can visit me tonight from 10.30pm onwards. You can also visit me on Sunday morning anytime between 8am and 10am or Sunday evening at 8pm. Also possible to arrange other dates/times.


I've just read this one, he's asking for ?200. No wonder he wants someone new and not experienced...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3359 on: 15 September 2012, 10:19:50 pm »
Miss Misanthropy I cant believe that guys is still doing that reverse booking request   hes been doing the same 1  for over 2 year now !!!!