Just got this email...

"You are hilarious. You should be paying to fuck me!!!"

weird thing is.. I have had zero contact with this guy, most random email ever 

The random ones make me laugh. I love them. Like they have ANY right, reason or qualification to send random messages, advice, or comments!

One I had 2 days ago... "juicy profile i do like" - yeah? And?

I hate it when you get the ones who add their mobile numbers and say "fit, toned, handsome with 10" dick call me sometimes when you want to have some fun"

I usually respond with I tend to have fun when I take your money from you.

Or "are you free" No I do have a price list!

I refuse to give out details over the phone.  What are your prices? They are on my profile!  What time are you available?  It is on my profile!  Where are you based? It is on my profile!

Or you get the ones with "you are the sexiest woman on AW at the moment!" OH yippee can I shag you for free!

I tend to ignore idiot lately whether it is phonecalls, email or text and if I answer the phone and the guy calls me babe "I am all of a sudden not available."

And then clients bitch and moan when we ignore idiotic emails.

I have have had this little gem of a text - how I'm not frantically touching up my lippy whilst shimmying into my stockings I will never know, you decide if I am being foolish letting this " gent" slip through my fingers

"how much for you to come here strip suck n fuck"

I replied, " I think you can safely assume I am fully booked until the 12th of never, how rude, at least have some manners when trying to book an appt!"

I may be an escort, prossie whatever but do I really need to accept being spoken to like that?? I think not, a little politeness goes a long way in my book and would have got him in my drawers!!!

I love aw when it brings me clients like this.  Really, really, really love it   

"Can i see you today or tomorrow ? I would like to lick your juicy pussy . No sex . Only to give you good lick . I do not ask you for any other service . Just to stay with your legs open and you can watch porn movies on tv , its up to you . Can you accept 20? for 10 - 15 min just to let me make you cum with my tongue please ? I'm nice man , 33Y old , very clean, manierat, good looking man . Thx! Please accept my offer and i would love to clean your pussy or your asshole with my tongue"
 
I woud have accepted but I don't know what 'manierat' means and didn't want to look stupid.
If anyone knows what it means pm me for this guys details, he's such a find I wouldn't want to deprive anyone else of this charmer.

Just an idea but he might have meant married? Sometimes if on a smartphone it can mix up letters like that easily.

Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 08 September 2012, 06:19:12 pm

manierat? is mannered in romanian - could it mean well mannered ?  Just a guess !

Huh? You already said that?

Quote from: MissKylie on 08 September 2012, 08:06:17 pm

Just an idea but he might have meant married?

Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 08 September 2012, 06:19:12 pm

manierat? is mannered in romanian   

Yes, but you appeared to think I was hazarding a guess.  I was making a statement and not hazarding a guess.

No not at all, not sure where you picked that up from? I knew straight away you were making a factual statement. I was the one making a guess.

"you can go fuck yourself for free how about that........ *rolls eyes*"

Love it!