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sarahyorks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3195 on: 15 August 2012, 09:51:00 pm »
You lasted longer than me. I would have told him to f off, after the rude request for details.

After reading a thread about myself on a punter forum, where a bunch of poor sods complained that I put the phone down on them all the time, I am trying to show a bit more patience, but it ain't easy, I must say  ;D



Well that's easily fixable... don't read the punter forums  ;)

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I got myself into such a tizz over a negative post on a punter forum once, the guy was a dick during the whole meet to the point I asked him to leave. I've had clients since then say they've read the forum post and say you can tell that guy was a wanker! LOL!

Punter forums are more hassle than its worth I think.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3196 on: 16 August 2012, 08:09:50 am »
Yeah I've got a negative review for being "hard to get hold of" even though the guy in question was always trying to call me at 2am and then I had my work phone stolen and put a notification up on all my profiles on different sites etc, guess regulars don't bother going back to AW after they've met a few times.

casey_kisses

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3197 on: 16 August 2012, 08:19:06 am »
Text at 11pm last night

'Would you like a booking with me tonight?'

errr love you are the one that wants a booking with me not the other way round!

Doh!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3198 on: 16 August 2012, 12:31:19 pm »
I have seen plenty of bitchy comments online made by punters who never actually got to meet me, they make me laugh, if anything. Plus the best one ever, a 1200-word rant posted by a guy who complained that I was "weird" and didn't bother shaving my pubes, which is hysterical, because I have ALWAYS advertised as natural=unshaven! I don't take them seriously anymore.  ;D
« Last Edit: 16 August 2012, 12:33:31 pm by ilovedots »
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3199 on: 16 August 2012, 12:46:36 pm »
Text at 11pm last night

'Would you like a booking with me tonight?'

errr love you are the one that wants a booking with me not the other way round!

Doh!

xx

I had an email at seventeen minutes past midnight a week or so ago (which I saw the following morning) asking if I was 'working tonight'. Even if there are people who would have taken this, why on earth would you email (my ads do ask people to email rather than ring, but I somehow doubt the sender had read my ads)? I didn't have any missed calls, so it's not as if he'd tried.

ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3200 on: 16 August 2012, 01:21:46 pm »
Text at 11pm last night

'Would you like a booking with me tonight?'

errr love you are the one that wants a booking with me not the other way round!

Doh!

xx

I had an email at seventeen minutes past midnight a week or so ago (which I saw the following morning) asking if I was 'working tonight'. Even if there are people who would have taken this, why on earth would you email (my ads do ask people to email rather than ring, but I somehow doubt the sender had read my ads)? I didn't have any missed calls, so it's not as if he'd tried.

The first sentence on my profile is "PLEASE NOTE: I do not reply to text messages", I also make it clear that my availability is Mon-Fri, 11am-8pm. I received a text this morning: "are you free on Sunday at 9pm?"   >:(
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3201 on: 16 August 2012, 08:02:32 pm »
I love this thread so much- just going through my phone to find some delightful texts to share:

Him: Do you mind me saying I think you are stunning!
Me: Thank you
Him:Its my pleasure hun I find you incredibly attractive I admire a lady that takes pride her appearance and of you callibre. xxx
Me: IGNORE
Him: I would be proud to have you at my side as your partner I would love you like a queen and to worship you like a goddess xxx
Me: Still Ignoring...
Him: I was hoping we could be mates hang out and have a laugh
Me: Sorry no, I have a boyfriend and plenty of mates.

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Him: Part 1 of thi bbw number UK little word in English he would meet with thee if it is possible write mi streets poscod
Me: (in head) WTF?!
Him Are available today
He then sends this text 5 times in an hour.

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Him: I like u big gril wat u name

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As well as receiving many missed calls made between 2am-5am I get a text saying 'Please wake up'

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And finally today-

Him: I have a really bad cough but I feel OK, can I come and see you?
Me: No, I'd rather not have your germs
Him: I'm not contagious I swear. Just coughing my lungs up! lol lol
Me: Really, it's OK, you can keep your lungs to yourself.

I suppose at least he asked in advance and didn't just show up with a nasty cough, but really, would anyone accept this?!



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3202 on: 16 August 2012, 08:33:40 pm »
H.G.   Hi A, Edward G. here.Just wondering what kind of sex are you good at.Text back with your
          answer.Thank you

Me:    Ignored

H.G.   Hi Gina T. Edward G. here.Just wondering what kind of sex you are good at.Text me back with
          your answer

Me:    Yeah right make up your mind who you're texting to

HG.    I am so sorry.I just want to know what kind of a woman you look like

 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3203 on: 16 August 2012, 11:09:45 pm »
The ones who tell you how you should run your business because it doesn't fit with what they're demanding.

Pricks  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3204 on: 17 August 2012, 09:53:35 am »
I hate when clients flash call me, expecting I will call them back. Put credit on your phone! :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3205 on: 17 August 2012, 11:04:25 am »
Ok this was my lovely conversation with a guy about 5mins ago.
Him : what do you charge for 30mins
(no hi or anything)
Me : heya, well for 30mins i charge ?100, panda -x-
Him : oh thats way too much most girls in your area charge at least half that, would you do 30mins for ?40?
Me : no sorry, i do 30mins at ?100 and 15mins at ?60 it that is any help to you :) panda -x-
Him : ok what about ?60 for 30 mins and i come and pick you up at your home and take you back?
Me : no sorry sir, prices are what they are marked :) panda -x-
Him : are you sure?
Him : how about ?100 for 30mins and ot will be you, me and 2 of my friends x
Me : im sure and sorry but i dont do groups :) panda -x-
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casey_kisses

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3206 on: 17 August 2012, 11:10:36 am »
Ok this was my lovely conversation with a guy about 5mins ago.
Him : what do you charge for 30mins
(no hi or anything)
Me : heya, well for 30mins i charge ?100, panda -x-
Him : oh thats way too much most girls in your area charge at least half that, would you do 30mins for ?40?
Me : no sorry, i do 30mins at ?100 and 15mins at ?60 it that is any help to you :) panda -x-
Him : ok what about ?60 for 30 mins and i come and pick you up at your home and take you back?
Me : no sorry sir, prices are what they are marked :) panda -x-
Him : are you sure?
Him : how about ?100 for 30mins and ot will be you, me and 2 of my friends x
Me : im sure and sorry but i dont do groups :) panda -x-
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Classic Boundary Pusher!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3207 on: 17 August 2012, 11:25:34 am »
Ok this was my lovely conversation with a guy about 5mins ago.
Him : what do you charge for 30mins
(no hi or anything)
Me : heya, well for 30mins i charge ?100, panda -x-
Him : oh thats way too much most girls in your area charge at least half that, would you do 30mins for ?40?
Me : no sorry, i do 30mins at ?100 and 15mins at ?60 it that is any help to you :) panda -x-
Him : ok what about ?60 for 30 mins and i come and pick you up at your home and take you back?
Me : no sorry sir, prices are what they are marked :) panda -x-
Him : are you sure?
Him : how about ?100 for 30mins and ot will be you, me and 2 of my friends x
Me : im sure and sorry but i dont do groups :) panda -x-
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Classic Boundary Pusher!

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I know right? I was like  ::) like im going to do a group for the price of one guy that you wont even pay ... yeah right o.o
panda -x-
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3208 on: 17 August 2012, 01:27:45 pm »

Him: I like u big gril wat u name



He's contacted me before. You'd think he'd learnt how to spell "girl" by now...or maybe he DOES mean "grill", and wants you to cook for him...?

ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3209 on: 17 August 2012, 07:47:23 pm »
Why do Friday night texters always seem so incoherent?

Just got this one: "until what time u take appointment and does fk is inclued", and earlier on "is 1hr unlimited cum"

no "hello" or anything  ;D
« Last Edit: 17 August 2012, 07:50:18 pm by ilovedots »
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.