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VioletteUK

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3165 on: 12 August 2012, 04:00:58 pm »
Quote from: natasha on 12 August 2012, 02:29:47 pm
Does this guy think I am Hercules?
Or he thinks you are a giant amazon goddess. Lol!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3166 on: 12 August 2012, 05:05:10 pm »
Does 5'8" qualify as an Amazon  ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3167 on: 12 August 2012, 07:04:45 pm »
Quote from: natasha on 12 August 2012, 05:05:10 pm
Does 5'8" qualify as an Amazon  ???
Not the last time I checked. I mean seriously has he thought this fantasy through? For you to have a 12st man tucked in your underwear drawer. This has had me chuckling for a while now. LOL!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3168 on: 12 August 2012, 07:46:10 pm »
Quote from: VioletteUK on 12 August 2012, 07:04:45 pm
Quote from: natasha on 12 August 2012, 05:05:10 pm
Does 5'8" qualify as an Amazon  ???
Not the last time I checked. I mean seriously has he thought this fantasy through? For you to have a 12st man tucked in your underwear drawer. This has had me chuckling for a while now. LOL!
OMG - ROLF!  Wash him with your underwear?!!!  How is he going to fit in the washing machine? 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3169 on: 12 August 2012, 08:16:51 pm »
Quote from: lili69 on 12 August 2012, 07:46:10 pm
Quote from: VioletteUK on 12 August 2012, 07:04:45 pm
Quote from: natasha on 12 August 2012, 05:05:10 pm
Does 5'8" qualify as an Amazon  ???
Not the last time I checked. I mean seriously has he thought this fantasy through? For you to have a 12st man tucked in your underwear drawer. This has had me chuckling for a while now. LOL!
OMG - ROLF!  Wash him with your underwear?!!!  How is he going to fit in the washing machine?

Maybe he's a very small dwarf??
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3170 on: 12 August 2012, 08:38:44 pm »
Just had this as an unsolicited first Email:

"mmmmm ur soooo hot n sexy oh yh xxxx"

Ummm, well that's very nice but what am I supposed to reply with.....I mean, does he want a Booking?  Or is he just telling me I'm sexy so that I might fall at his feet and worship him for free?   ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3171 on: 12 August 2012, 08:43:55 pm »
Quote from: justgee84 on 12 August 2012, 08:16:51 pm
Quote from: lili69 on 12 August 2012, 07:46:10 pm
Quote from: VioletteUK on 12 August 2012, 07:04:45 pm
Quote from: natasha on 12 August 2012, 05:05:10 pm
Does 5'8" qualify as an Amazon  ???
Not the last time I checked. I mean seriously has he thought this fantasy through? For you to have a 12st man tucked in your underwear drawer. This has had me chuckling for a while now. LOL!
OMG - ROLF!  Wash him with your underwear?!!!  How is he going to fit in the washing machine?

Maybe he's a very small dwarf??
She is going to hand wash him, them with a mild detergent. LOL!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3172 on: 12 August 2012, 10:55:27 pm »
"You would wear me instead of a bra or panty. I would be underneath your outer clothing. If you would wear me while doing something else"

Such as shopping  ???
Or collapsed on the floor, struggling to get up?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3173 on: 13 August 2012, 12:03:05 am »
Quote from: natasha on 12 August 2012, 10:55:27 pm
"You would wear me instead of a bra or panty. I would be underneath your outer clothing. If you would wear me while doing something else"

Such as shopping  ???
Or collapsed on the floor, struggling to get up?
Comedy routines have been written from less material. Lol.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3174 on: 13 August 2012, 02:50:02 pm »
Just had one.....

Was hopeful that we could come to some sort of discount agreement.  You see, I'm an energy salesman and I could save you a small fortune on your monthly bills.  I could give you an amazing deal for dual fuel that you won't find anywhere else.  Surely one good deed (discount) deserves another??

I kindly refused......if he could get me free hotel rooms for life however!!!!  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3175 on: 13 August 2012, 06:58:11 pm »
I had one ages ago that didn't pay for sexual services anymore he traded them for odd jobs around the house!!
he said "I will do all your odd jobs in exchange for an hour of your escorting - even if it takes me longer than an hour to do them!"

I said " I will exchange an hour of my escorting for x pounds " ;D   oddly enough he didn't take me up on my offer  ::) lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3176 on: 14 August 2012, 10:00:11 am »
Quote from: reneesme on 13 August 2012, 06:58:11 pm
I had one ages ago that didn't pay for sexual services anymore he traded them for odd jobs around the house!!
he said "I will do all your odd jobs in exchange for an hour of your escorting - even if it takes me longer than an hour to do them!"

I said " I will exchange an hour of my escorting for x pounds " ;D   oddly enough he didn't take me up on my offer  ::) lol

Good god  ::) :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3177 on: 14 August 2012, 11:00:29 am »
Thought I was doing well....

Text: Hi I know you're not available for incalls today, but can't you squeeze me in?
Me: Nope, Incalls tomorrow only from 1pm or outcalls from 6pm this evening.
Eejit: I only want 30min???
Me: That's fine, tomorrow from 1
Eejit: And what about today? Can I come round at 12?
Me: *delete*
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3178 on: 14 August 2012, 04:00:24 pm »
Quote from: justgee84 on 14 August 2012, 11:00:29 am
Thought I was doing well....

Text: Hi I know you're not available for incalls today, but can't you squeeze me in?
Me: Nope, Incalls tomorrow only from 1pm or outcalls from 6pm this evening.
Eejit: I only want 30min???
Me: That's fine, tomorrow from 1
Eejit: And what about today? Can I come round at 12?
Me: *delete*

As I don't do incalls every day I get this all the time, infuriating isnt it?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3179 on: 14 August 2012, 06:02:00 pm »
Omg some guys are such idiots ... this guy has been talking to me back and forth and i told him i was on hoilday atm so im using my phone to check online ins and outs not to be rude to people and leave them hanging for a reply for a week till im back and i dont have to come on to aw and reply to msgs as im not even about for work it even clearly has over my profile im on hoildaybut im not harsh n meab like that but because i didnt reply to him within a few seconds i got another msg off him going 'doesnt bother now you are fake' so 5 mins before he was prepaired to book me when im back and because i dont reply within a min or two im fake? Wtf some guys really dont think before they talk do they???
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