'Hi are you open?'

Wtf?! Lol!

My serial TW, who keeps reinventing himself but doesn?t seem to realise he has the same IP for each different email address, sent me a cock pic. He said:
?I attached a pic of my cock just for a bit of a laugh, what do you think of it, do you like it and would you like it inside you? ;-)?
I was very tempted to say something scathing but decided to just delete the email instead. Then because he hadn?t received a reply for nearly 5 hours he sent another email asking if it was a bad idea attaching the pic of his cock and whether I liked it. Nobber! And delete.
Happy days

'Hi are you open?'

Wtf?! Lol!

I?ve had the odd one or two who have said that. It?s weird and shows how shite their social skills are. I tend to say ?What?! Do you mean am I taking bookings? I?m an independent escort not a parlour!? 

idiot: hiya
Friday: Hi there
idiot: what time you working from tomorrow?
Friday: on cam?
idiot: no
idiot: in person
Friday: well be easier you telling me what you want and where of course
idiot: at your place
idiot: 30 mins
Friday: why have you not read my profile
idiot: i have but often find them inaccurate
idiot: best to ask
Friday: so you just ignored everything it says to ask for whatever you like?
idiot leaves the room

I'm outcalls only min 1 hour 

Oooh! I've got one (apologies for the lack of paragraphs, but that's how it arrived, along with a 'Re: Meeting you' in the subject line despite my never having heard from the prat before, so somebody else has got this one too):

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Hi Amy,

Your decision to escort is to be commended and rewarded. Abundantly rewarded I may add so that you will be enticed to be available for several years to come. Though I may only be able to see you a few times, it would be nice to always be able to see you in the long term future. After reading your Adultwork profile, I wonder who would be so cheapskate as to ask for a discount? You are absolutely a treasure. Though you are fiercely independent and business minded, one would have to consider very privileged for the opportunity to date you over a long time in lieu of an open marriage, traditional marriage or some other conjugal arrangement. You have a very nice genetic make up, and I have no doubts that you would be quite attractive in your late fifties and even sixties. It also does not matter how tight or how loose you are because either condition would be a great pleasure. It would be quite surprising if you were super tight simply because extremely beautiful escorts like you are touched quite a lot (regardless of schemes to see a few clients a day). You offer anal with no restrictions on size so that I am confident that you are very experienced in that area. Though there are many escorts that are beaufiful, mature, experienced, nicely loose (both openings), only a few embody your beauty, style, charm and desirability for companionship beyond escorting. It would not surprise me if you were to marry two to three times before your fifties, and at least one wealthy foreigner who would bestow upon you great riches for the privilege.

Very Lustfully

R*****

Give me fooking strength .

eh......what the fuck is that all about?!!?!? 

Oooh! I've got one (apologies for the lack of paragraphs, but that's how it arrived, along with a 'Re: Meeting you' in the subject line despite my never having heard from the prat before, so somebody else has got this one too):

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Hi Amy,

Your decision to escort is to be commended and rewarded. Abundantly rewarded I may add so that you will be enticed to be available for several years to come. Though I may only be able to see you a few times, it would be nice to always be able to see you in the long term future. After reading your Adultwork profile, I wonder who would be so cheapskate as to ask for a discount? You are absolutely a treasure. Though you are fiercely independent and business minded, one would have to consider very privileged for the opportunity to date you over a long time in lieu of an open marriage, traditional marriage or some other conjugal arrangement. You have a very nice genetic make up, and I have no doubts that you would be quite attractive in your late fifties and even sixties. It also does not matter how tight or how loose you are because either condition would be a great pleasure. It would be quite surprising if you were super tight simply because extremely beautiful escorts like you are touched quite a lot (regardless of schemes to see a few clients a day). You offer anal with no restrictions on size so that I am confident that you are very experienced in that area. Though there are many escorts that are beaufiful, mature, experienced, nicely loose (both openings), only a few embody your beauty, style, charm and desirability for companionship beyond escorting. It would not surprise me if you were to marry two to three times before your fifties, and at least one wealthy foreigner who would bestow upon you great riches for the privilege.

Very Lustfully

R*****

Give me fooking strength .

That has GOT to be the definition of pointless.

Hi Amy,

Your decision to escort is to be commended and rewarded. Abundantly rewarded I may add so that you will be enticed to be available for several years to come. Though I may only be able to see you a few times, it would be nice to always be able to see you in the long term future. After reading your Adultwork profile, I wonder who would be so cheapskate as to ask for a discount? You are absolutely a treasure. Though you are fiercely independent and business minded, one would have to consider very privileged for the opportunity to date you over a long time in lieu of an open marriage, traditional marriage or some other conjugal arrangement. You have a very nice genetic make up, and I have no doubts that you would be quite attractive in your late fifties and even sixties. It also does not matter how tight or how loose you are because either condition would be a great pleasure. It would be quite surprising if you were super tight simply because extremely beautiful escorts like you are touched quite a lot (regardless of schemes to see a few clients a day). You offer anal with no restrictions on size so that I am confident that you are very experienced in that area. Though there are many escorts that are beaufiful, mature, experienced, nicely loose (both openings), only a few embody your beauty, style, charm and desirability for companionship beyond escorting. It would not surprise me if you were to marry two to three times before your fifties, and at least one wealthy foreigner who would bestow upon you great riches for the privilege.

Very Lustfully

R*****

Someone bring a straight jacket! Fast!

Why dosnt he save his money (as he is obviously struggling financially) and do it for himself !

Sorry, was referring to Amy's post below!

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Hi Amy,

Your decision to escort is to be commended and rewarded. Abundantly rewarded I may add so that you will be enticed to be available for several years to come. Though I may only be able to see you a few times, it would be nice to always be able to see you in the long term future. After reading your Adultwork profile, I wonder who would be so cheapskate as to ask for a discount? You are absolutely a treasure. Though you are fiercely independent and business minded, one would have to consider very privileged for the opportunity to date you over a long time in lieu of an open marriage, traditional marriage or some other conjugal arrangement. You have a very nice genetic make up, and I have no doubts that you would be quite attractive in your late fifties and even sixties. It also does not matter how tight or how loose you are because either condition would be a great pleasure. It would be quite surprising if you were super tight simply because extremely beautiful escorts like you are touched quite a lot (regardless of schemes to see a few clients a day). You offer anal with no restrictions on size so that I am confident that you are very experienced in that area. Though there are many escorts that are beaufiful, mature, experienced, nicely loose (both openings), only a few embody your beauty, style, charm and desirability for companionship beyond escorting. It would not surprise me if you were to marry two to three times before your fifties, and at least one wealthy foreigner who would bestow upon you great riches for the privilege.

Very Lustfully

R*****

Give me fooking strength .