"hey sweet angel,, i really like ur sexy look? feel heats im romao 26x
i neva done this b4 and am very shyx but threes something about ux
i wud lov 2 c u Gorgus maybe 4 a hot passionate lapdance,
from u in some pvc n suspeders or in some sexy outfitxxxxxxxx
then maybe some role play..
maybe a teacher who specialises in teaching how to perform the best oral on her..
u can start by showing me all you senstive areas n how u liked to be passionately kissed slowly teaching me how to make u went hornyx
maybe you ask me to undress u then show me how u like 2 masterbate and
teach me how you like me to do forcing me to eat u step by step untill u cum in my mouthxxxx i got a few pic on my proilexxx b my guestxx
maybe the teacher wants me to eat it all up... well can i miss?mmmmmxxxx
that would be soo special a hot fantasy maybe you can help live it outxxx
get back to me baby ??..muahxx? 4nowxxxxxxx"

*runs*

OMG I got the same request too :

hey sweet angel,, i really like ur sexy look? feel heats im romao 26x
i neva done this b4 and am very shyx but threes something about ux
i wud lov 2 c u Gorgus maybe 4 a hot passionate lapdance,
from u in some pvc n suspeders or in some sexy outfitxxxxxxxx
then maybe some role play..
maybe a teacher who specialises in teaching how to perform the best oral on her..
u can start by showing me all you senstive areas n how u liked to be passionately kissed slowly teaching me how to make u went hornyx
maybe you ask me to undress u then show me how u like 2 masterbate and
teach me how you like me to do forcing me to eat u step by step untill u cum in my mouthxxxx i got a few pic on my proilexxx b my guestxx
maybe the teacher wants me to eat it all up... well can i miss?mmmmmxxxx
that would be soo special a hot fantasy maybe you can help live it outxxx
get back to me baby ??..muahxx? 4nowxxxxxxx

thank u bby... u are very cute toooo...xxxx

All I get from AW is time wasters, seriously.

Attempting to translate using those free online services can be a disaster. I have had
similar emails and they are so ridiculous I just ignore them. The odd word or phrase is ok
to translate but a whole message?  Very unwise! 

Pluuuurrrssseee!!!

hi, i am mark and currently work with sarah doing 3somes, they are popular and we charge ?140 for hour but it never lasts more than 30 mins, i am orally bi so i play with him and he can play with me too

sarah is going away soon and i am looking for another girl to work with, please email me if you would be interested xx

mark xx

So you're not particularly local and expect me to work with you at a lower rate than I currently charge...? Oh and being so popular you've only got 1 feedback as well... let me think about this one...

just had a guy text to cancel saying he can't possible do this to himself after calling all morning. to talk! luckily i didn't give him my hotel room number!
where do they come from i ask you?!

Client wanted to book me for an hour at starting at 4, saying his wife would be in at around 5... I said I was a bit worried about this, what if she comes in early...

His response: "it will be fine we will have time< its not a risk for you she would just cry and walk out till iam done x"

If he's not a TW, then he's a bastard. 

just had a guy text to cancel saying he can't possible do this to himself after calling all morning. to talk! luckily i didn't give him my hotel room number!
where do they come from i ask you?!

I have had a few of these they are always called Frank.  I am now wary of anyone called Frank!

Unbelievable! But it did make me laugh out loud though.

i had one guy book me for an outcall for 4pm.and tell me i had to wait until midnight when he can get cash from his account.poor him lol