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Emily Bolton

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2895 on: 08 June 2012, 04:34:50 am »
"I will be in Bolton tomorrow and Saturday.

I have seen you have nice pictures on AW, but I was wondering if you would like to have new ones.

I am an Italian pro photographer who would like to photograph you free of charge in exchange of some relaxing time with you. Or if you would prefer to pay for my service, that would be ?300 for a four hours session.

Please have a look at my work by following the link below. Also have a look at my profile on AW: ******

Also let me know if you have a female friend who need some pro pictures taken.


http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/*******/viewall

http://purpleport.com/portfolio/*******


Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Ciao
***"

ive looked on his profiles. he has no feedback on his AW profile and he advertises himself as a straight male escort too.... x
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orchidperfume

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2896 on: 08 June 2012, 07:24:52 am »
Had this caller yesterday, Hi i loved all your pictures on aw and checked youre profile.
do you do dogging"?
To which i replied " No and it states on my profile i dont do dogging"
He then says "do you do car meets?"
I just put the phone down on him!
Why not ask an escort for what she dosnt do and waste her time !!!!!!
Orchid x
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Jan10

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2897 on: 08 June 2012, 01:31:13 pm »
An email I received...
Client: Hi I was just looking at your profile and would like to make a booking. Thing is I would have to have your full address and post code as I have never done this before and I am only twenty six.

Only twenty six? He is happy to visit an escort but is only twenty six ::)
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2898 on: 08 June 2012, 02:23:46 pm »
Quote from: Jan10 on 08 June 2012, 01:31:13 pm
An email I received...
Client: Hi I was just looking at your profile and would like to make a booking. Thing is I would have to have your full address and post code as I have never done this before and I am only twenty six.

Only twenty six? He is happy to visit an escort but is only twenty six ::)

I hate it when "young studs" seem to think we deal with geriatric clientele most of the time, assume they're doing us a favour and expect special treatment  >:( 
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Jan10

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2899 on: 08 June 2012, 02:43:58 pm »
Quote from: ilovedots on 08 June 2012, 02:23:46 pm
Quote from: Jan10 on 08 June 2012, 01:31:13 pm
An email I received...
Client: Hi I was just looking at your profile and would like to make a booking. Thing is I would have to have your full address and post code as I have never done this before and I am only twenty six.

Only twenty six? He is happy to visit an escort but is only twenty six ::)

I hate it when "young studs" seem to think we deal with geriatric clientele most of the time, assume they're doing us a favour and expect special treatment  >:(


lol. The only special treatment he would get is me not seeing him with him being only twenty six loike. :o. I sent him an email saying if he considers himself only twenty six then I won't be seeing him. There are escorts that are only eighteen and know how to look after themselves most of the time so if he is only twenty six I won't be seeing him because he won't be able to bring mummy with him.  ;D
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2900 on: 09 June 2012, 08:11:30 pm »
Today's Most Idiotic Text Message Award winner:

'Do you do army discounts?'

 :o

« Last Edit: 09 June 2012, 08:13:06 pm by ilovedots »
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2901 on: 09 June 2012, 08:18:19 pm »
Quote from: ilovedots on 09 June 2012, 08:11:30 pm
Today's Most Idiotic Text Message Award winner:

'Do you do army discounts?'

 :o

Some ladies do have a discount rate for HM Forces - me for starters. As ever though it's something that is to be decided on and offered by the person providing it, not asked for or suggested by the punter so yeah,  I'd file that one under Pillock :D.
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2902 on: 09 June 2012, 08:28:44 pm »
My eejit of the day award goes to :

If you're about next week and a bit bored get in touch. I'll keep you company and keep you occupied. On the house of course:)  


 :FF :FF :FF :FF
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2903 on: 09 June 2012, 08:31:50 pm »
I didn't realise that Amy. Well, perhaps if he has received a discount before... that could justify his question (to some extent).

Sadly, Alice (my working persona) finds herself shaking with rage whenever the matter of discounts is being brought up ;D
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2904 on: 09 June 2012, 08:46:09 pm »
Quote from: ilovedots on 09 June 2012, 08:31:50 pm
I didn't realise that Amy. Well, perhaps if he has received a discount before... that could justify his question (to some extent).

Sadly, Alice (my working persona) finds herself shaking with rage whenever the matter of discounts is being brought up ;D

And I don't blame her. The matter of discounts is not one that should ever be brought up by anybody other than herself, and most certainly not in a rude anonymous text message from somebody who lacks even the bollocks to ring up and ask for one so she can explain this to him in no uncertain terms, and preferably in words of one syllable.
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2905 on: 09 June 2012, 08:48:56 pm »
Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 09 June 2012, 08:28:44 pm
My eejit of the day award goes to :

If you're about next week and a bit bored get in touch. I'll keep you company and keep you occupied. On the house of course:)  


 :FF :FF :FF :FF

Hahahahaha. Ask him how long his ladders are, because your house is massive :D. Oh, and that'll be double charge to include the roof cleaning afterwards.
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2906 on: 09 June 2012, 08:51:42 pm »
Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 09 June 2012, 08:28:44 pm
My eejit of the day award goes to :

If you're about next week and a bit bored get in touch. I'll keep you company and keep you occupied. On the house of course:)  


 :FF :FF :FF :FF

Yours definitely wins  :D

I just logged in to my AW profile, read a few e-mails, and ended up thinking about a particular episode of 'South Park':

From Wikipedia: 'A large spacecraft suddenly crashes through the studio roof. The nomination committee for the annual "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, made up of several different aliens, comes to take Edward to the award ceremony. Once taken there, Edward wins the prize despite throughout the entire episode yelling "I am not a douche!" ? beating out a variety of aliens including one that is literally a giant douche.'  :D
 
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2907 on: 09 June 2012, 10:03:42 pm »
TW(bigcock) strikes again:

I want you moaning loud as your pussy muscles strangle my cock as your throbbing pussing cums xx

Strangely he broke with tradition last week to phone rather than text and left a voicemail asking me to call him back.  Seeing as all his texts have been along the lines of the above I was not remotely tempted.

Just in case you didn't realise he has a big cock

 :FF
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Brown Eyed Girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2908 on: 09 June 2012, 10:06:00 pm »
Big cock but alas small brain. Bless!  :D

Quote from: Mellow on 09 June 2012, 10:03:42 pm
TW(bigcock) strikes again:

I want you moaning loud as your pussy muscles strangle my cock as your throbbing pussing cums xx

Strangely he broke with tradition last week to phone rather than text and left a voicemail asking me to call him back.  Seeing as all his texts have been along the lines of the above I was not remotely tempted.

Just in case you didn't realise he has a big cock

 :FF
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Luvmylips

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2909 on: 09 June 2012, 11:36:46 pm »
Quote from: Emily Bolton on 08 June 2012, 04:34:50 am
"I will be in Bolton tomorrow and Saturday.

I have seen you have nice pictures on AW, but I was wondering if you would like to have new ones.

I am an Italian pro photographer who would like to photograph you free of charge in exchange of some relaxing time with you. Or if you would prefer to pay for my service, that would be ?300 for a four hours session.

Please have a look at my work by following the link below. Also have a look at my profile on AW: ******

Also let me know if you have a female friend who need some pro pictures taken.


http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/*******/viewall

http://purpleport.com/portfolio/*******


Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Ciao
***"

ive looked on his profiles. he has no feedback on his AW profile and he advertises himself as a straight male escort too.... x

He has sent this message to every one of my escort friends - silly stupid idiot! He's even sent pics of himself naked with a camera flash in front of his face!  ::)
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