my first message on AW, sent within a couple of hours of joining

"hi emily im (someone who doesnt read profiles) and i live in (somewhere quite near) and i was just wondering how much you charger for the massage and handrelief,hope to hear from you soon.

(someone who doesnt read profiles) x"

please tell me it gets better! x

dear sir
We enjoyed your piks and think you would be invited to black on black productions, We are a adult entertainment and was wondering if you would like to come for a adution to see if you qualify.

Quote from: Mellow on 05 June 2012, 02:37:47 pm

How could I resist this one such exquisite grammar and spelling   And he'd hidden his feedback......

hi there babes allow me to introduce myself hun I am the w*** bandit here on aw and I am contacting you in regards to doing sum shared content unpaid with me sweetie for I would luv to preform in an adult movie with u with covered face protecting ur identity of corse well that is if u wuld prefer to do so lol! for I wuld really luv to preform in sum adult filming explicit content materials wiv such an beautyfull & elegent ladie such as yourself hun!& heres the full story on how shared content works!! afterwards wen our session is complete we will then split our materials that we produced together meaning videos/pics etc & we will both have copy each of the movies & pics for us to both upload to our profiles nd start making sum serious cash of them by allowing viewers & other aw members to view our content materials for money!!! & thats where most of the big cash starts rolling in for it's worked for me in the past! so once again if you would be interested or is even considering participating with me in sum shared contents then please feel free for anymore info to respond back to this email or you can simply just call or text me bk on my line 07********** ok? so hear you soon then baby Thank You & bye for now.

With Regards
The W*** Bandit
xxxxx

Incredible. Really. This man is a dumb fuck complete genius. When I read it I thought I was reading Shakespeare. Bandit sure has a way with words...

 
xx

So, a guy called me up this morning, and frankly, he was bloody rude.

Client: I want to book you, but are you really the girl in the picture? I have purchased your private gallery and know exactly what to expect, so if it isn't you then I am going to be really angry. Alot of girls think it's ok to waste my time, but it's not. I will be expecting oral without and french kissing, but not at discrection. This is what I am paying for.

Ummm? This guy really got my back up  I can't believe the cheek of it!

Hi im looking for a regular 2 hr once a week booking with your fee of ?1200 being paid the 4TH visit of each month cash im looking for one person for this too happen with..

Hi, my fee is 250 for two hours outcall, so that would be a grand paid weekly at the beginning of each visit. lol

lol i said every 4th visit XX

lol like I'm going to shag you three times for free and hope you pay on the 4th

im inviting you too my family home i share with my psrtner and children and swear on my kids lives you will get your fee on the 4th visit every month xx

Had some fun with this one from AW...

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Hi im looking for a regular 2 hr once a week booking with your fee of ?1200 being paid the 4TH visit of each month cash im looking for one person for this too happen with..

My reply...

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Hi, my fee is 250 for two hours outcall, so that would be a grand paid weekly at the beginning of each visit. lol

His reply...

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lol i said every 4th visit XX

My reply...

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lol like I'm going to shag you three times for free and hope you pay on the 4th

To which he replied...

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im inviting you too my family home i share with my psrtner and children and swear on my kids lives you will get your fee on the 4th visit every month xx

Aaaaand block