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Midsummer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2850 on: 02 June 2012, 06:31:52 pm »
And there was I thinking I was the chosen one! :-* He reeks of timewaster and have a few notes on AW confirming it too, do the guys who send messages like that, not even capable of stringing a sentence together think they'll get girls to meet them..?
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sara1980

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2851 on: 03 June 2012, 12:35:39 am »
A/W, early afternoon.......


Newly joined member, aka my dream man  - '1 after the other, 15 mins tonight?'
Me - 'Sorry?'
Newly joined member, aka my dream man  - 'me and my mate want to have sex tonight one after another'

 :FF  :FF

Needless to say, they're both still here......... Lol!
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2852 on: 03 June 2012, 03:07:11 am »
Quote from: Mellow on 02 June 2012, 05:27:54 pm
I keep getting texts (sometimes on a daily basis) from a guy I saved as TW(bigcock) because his original text said something along the lines of how he could get me to squirt with his big cock.  Why do guys always think big=best?

Latest text from him Get your lovely ass, tits and tight pussy to my hotel babe a s a p

Little does he know he is blocked.

I am sometimes tempted to say 'No I'll just send my tits!"


LMAO
Ohhh you should!!! But then I suppose it's better just to ignore tw@s like him!
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bananamuffin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2853 on: 03 June 2012, 08:20:53 am »
Why, on AW, is there no option in your 'Dislikes' section for:

- Timewasters
- Fantasists
- Disrespectful, rude youngsters

?
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2854 on: 03 June 2012, 11:27:30 am »
Quote from: bananamuffin on 03 June 2012, 08:20:53 am
Why, on AW, is there no option in your 'Dislikes' section for:

- Timewasters
- Fantasists
- Disrespectful, rude youngsters

?

I would also add all those men who make a booking and turn up but have trouble understanding the word NO.
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Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2855 on: 03 June 2012, 11:56:24 am »
Quote from: bananamuffin on 03 June 2012, 08:20:53 am
Why, on AW, is there no option in your 'Dislikes' section for:

- Timewasters
- Fantasists
- Disrespectful, rude youngsters

?

Where's the 'Dislikes' section? I only ask because they added a Doesn't Enjoy thing last week and then took it off again as soon as they realised that just bunging anything in you hadn't ticked on the Will Tolerate For Money Enjoys list wouldn't work. Is there something we can actually add things to now?
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danae

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2856 on: 03 June 2012, 11:58:17 am »
No but it wouldn't make a difference anyway, it won't be read! lol
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bananamuffin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2857 on: 03 June 2012, 11:59:35 am »
You know I don't know - I was sure I'd seen Dislikes somewhere but haven't looked to see if it's still around as of now - maybe it's not there any more.

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danae

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2858 on: 03 June 2012, 12:01:45 pm »
There isn?t a separate section for it. When you do a search for a member you can tick what services they enjoy and dislike. The latter will only pick up what the SP has not put in the enjoys list.
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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2859 on: 03 June 2012, 01:44:34 pm »
I had a client today, who called me up and asked how many guys I'd slept with. I asked why, and he said he preferred to see girls who'd been with 10 guys or less? Hello, I'm an escort.  :FF
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2860 on: 03 June 2012, 02:21:18 pm »
Quote from: ladyjennaj on 03 June 2012, 01:44:34 pm
I had a client today, who called me up and asked how many guys I'd slept with. I asked why, and he said he preferred to see girls who'd been with 10 guys or less? Hello, I'm an escort.  :FF

They never cease to amaze us, do they! ::)
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Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2861 on: 03 June 2012, 03:23:07 pm »
Hand up who else got this today!
Yes of course he's at Loughborough uni studying physiotherapy! With an AW name of Footman89.
God they make me so angry, do they think we're so bloody stupid?
I know I shouldn't reply but I couldn't help myself!


hey i go to loughborough uni and am studying physiotherapy. i need volunteers to try reflexology (basically a foot massage) and would like to offer this to you for free? i really need the feedback which would help me a lot.

please do let me know if it is something that would appeal for you?

hope to hear from you soon

thanks! :-) x
 
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2862 on: 03 June 2012, 03:34:12 pm »
Coty, you're not alone, I had that one too.
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Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2863 on: 03 June 2012, 03:37:00 pm »
Did you reply...I was rather mean! Then deleted and blocked quickly before he could reply! lol Coward!
Amongst other things like not wasting my time and treating me like an idiot, I said if he ever became a physiotherapist to remind me not to see him, as a professional having a wank while on duty turns my stomach!

oops...I'm not in a very good mood today! TW's beware!
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2864 on: 03 June 2012, 03:39:53 pm »
Quote from: ladyjennaj on 03 June 2012, 01:44:34 pm
I had a client today, who called me up and asked how many guys I'd slept with. I asked why, and he said he preferred to see girls who'd been with 10 guys or less? Hello, I'm an escort.  :FF

Unbelieveable!!!!!!!!!  I'd slept with more than that many before even becoming an escort!!! I seriously wonder about some of these punters mentalstate naivity!
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