What is WRONG with these people - you call them a total f**kwit, and it's water off a duck's back!!!
I need to be more like that, you know? My gran always said 'you're happy when you're mad' and I used to think it was funny. but having watched lots of x factor etc, I realised, I knew what she meant! These deluded types go thru life, unpeturbed by anything, unstressed, without anxiety.... wish I was more like that. My gran was never mad by the way. she was sane to the end of her days - but I now understand what she meant. She also said 'stop the ride, I want to get off' - well, we all know, you can't - can you! Once you're strapped into the rollercoaster, you're in for the duration.
I do in SOME ways admire these utter pillocks for the way they glide through life without ANY acknowledgement of how utterly knobbish they are lol!!! It's a feat really isn't it. Or some part of the brain is shut off where you and I would be thinking 'ooh, what did they think of that, etc' - they just don't have that. Must make life so easy.
I had one over the last weekend I was working:
Saturday daytime:
Are you working today?:
Yes, what time did you wahnt?
8pm
And for how long?
30 mins
yes, that's no problem, what did you want?
oh I want anal
I don't do anal
Well I would want anal
Sorry. I don't do anal (lesson learnt, should have just blocked right here lol!!)
3 days later from same number (when I'm showing on AW as NOT available now, no mobile showing)
Are you working today
No
Who is this?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Div.