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Masha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2715 on: 06 May 2012, 10:00:33 pm »
Idiot: Do you enjoy sleeping with ugly guys?
Me: Nope, so please don't text me any more. I won't sleep with you.
Idiot: Why you not sleep with me??
Me: you will know that when I report your number to police for explicit and rude texts.

Haven't heard from him any more  ;D  ;D
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2716 on: 06 May 2012, 11:23:31 pm »
Quote from: Masha on 06 May 2012, 10:00:33 pm
Idiot: Do you enjoy sleeping with ugly guys????
Me: Nope, so please don't text me any more. I won't sleep with you.
Idiot: Why you not sleep with me??
Me: you will know that when I report your number to police for explicit and rude texts.

I don't get it...  ???
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Liverbird

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2717 on: 07 May 2012, 10:59:42 pm »
Quote from: taylorpersonal on 04 May 2012, 12:56:42 am
Has anyone had the bloke who wants to meet in the countryside with you on a horse email? No sex, just a brief meeting for as much money as you want?

Pure entertainment, I replied with "nice idea, but I don't have a horse" just for giggles and left it there but he kept coming back with more suggestions: none of which got a response but did make me smile. He then wanted to meet in a tack room, or bring a horse box, or just a saddle will do. Brilliant. All in my first week as well. 

Nothin' worse than being saddle sore. :P Hot to trot, he is not!!... Jilly C eat ya heart out ;D
W.x
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JulietteTV

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2718 on: 10 May 2012, 05:54:24 pm »
'hi there I am half Asian and half Arab and new to this world of cock and frocks - very clean and average build guy with 6.5 inch cut cock to play with - I lov both ways oral - lov to RIM YOU as it make me very horny - I dont take but u can rub between my butt cheeks and cum - lov to fuck ur juicy hole and cum on ur butt - Would lov to meet for 15-20 min of kinky lov session in this damp weather to hot things up - Can pay ?40 for this - Please let me know if we can explore each others body today after 6:30 pm :-)

lov n xxxx
Bobby xxxxxx'
 
Wow what an enticing offer! ::) :FF
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pandora

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2719 on: 10 May 2012, 07:10:12 pm »
"Haven't got any cash but I can swipe my credit card in your slot" - paraphrased from the text speak.

I only accept AMEX, lol.
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secretcallgirl91

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2720 on: 12 May 2012, 02:44:00 pm »
Phone up wanting a long old chat.

And clients asking for my personal number even though they haven't met me or even booked an appointment!

I am so hormonal today and clients just p1$$ed me off even more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sometimes it's not the youngest or the richest clients you want or the ones you have most in common with.

For me the perfect partner is one where I never have to be myself.

secretcallgirl91

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2721 on: 12 May 2012, 04:28:10 pm »
Client asked me to give  him patheticly stupid discount and if I bring a friend for a duo he'll pay me an extra 5er

Please don't all fight at once!! X
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Sometimes it's not the youngest or the richest clients you want or the ones you have most in common with.

For me the perfect partner is one where I never have to be myself.

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2722 on: 12 May 2012, 04:32:24 pm »


Oh yeah count me in! (You will give me the fiver won't you and not keep it for yourself? lmao)
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secretcallgirl91

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2723 on: 12 May 2012, 04:35:05 pm »
How about I give u 2.50? 5er is too much its not like you'll have to do a lot and I'm sure we will be in very safe hands!

Hahaha!!!! X
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Sometimes it's not the youngest or the richest clients you want or the ones you have most in common with.

For me the perfect partner is one where I never have to be myself.

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2724 on: 12 May 2012, 04:36:58 pm »
Hahahahaha:-) You drive a heard bargain but yeah 50/50 sounds fair!
I'll just walk to the meeting to save on fares so I'll be ?2.50 up at the end of the night lol
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divine_madonna

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2725 on: 12 May 2012, 04:38:25 pm »
Wow all that money, you lucky, lucky girls! If you need a driver, happy to oblige, if you wouldn?t mind paying me 50p out of that jackpot amount  ;D
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2726 on: 12 May 2012, 04:47:09 pm »
LOL
Yeah I'll give you 50p, I'll still be ?2 up and won't have to walk!
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Cherry-D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2727 on: 12 May 2012, 04:55:45 pm »
are these muppets for real??? ive had similar calls this week  ::) if I said " keep ya cash mate this ones on me!" they would still want summat else! :FF
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Cherry-D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2728 on: 12 May 2012, 04:57:39 pm »
that and "can i have a face pic?" or "ive logged off now can you go through your profile (word for f**king word) then send me some pics?"


erm in a word mate...no! now jog on!
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2729 on: 12 May 2012, 05:00:27 pm »
I had the opposite last night....mind you at least he had the decency to ask.

"Can I send to a pic of my cock?"

Hmmm, no you're alright thanks......BLOCK!

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