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JulietteTV

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2655 on: 26 April 2012, 10:21:49 pm »

'Can you make me a video of you making fun of me and laughing at me for being a 23 yr old ugly muslim virgin with a tiny dick whos never been kissed too? Then would it be possible to meet you so you can dominate me and force me to suck your dick and do other stuff?' ;D

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2656 on: 27 April 2012, 12:07:50 am »
I use to have a regular Muslim guy who I used to have to 'marry' each time we met and he'd divorce me straight after the deed was done! I stopped seeing him as it really got on my tits having to do it each time...and it was just so ridiculous.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2657 on: 27 April 2012, 12:14:04 am »
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I use to have a regular Muslim guy who I used to have to 'marry' each time we met and he'd divorce me straight after the deed was done! I stopped seeing him as it really got on my tits having to do it each time...and it was just so ridiculous.

Are you serious?! :o
What exactly did this marriage ceremony involve? Did you have to attend a mosque?...or is my would-be-hubby just a die-hard traditionalist?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2658 on: 27 April 2012, 03:15:03 am »
I confirm.

It's usual in countries directed by Muslim governments.
Peoples can't have sex without getting married, it's in the laws : no problem, they invented the "gulp'n'go wedding".
Usually its a question of legality, as in those countries you can't go in an hotel with someone who's not your husband/wife/family, same if your where caught somehere else.
In strict countries, punishment can be death for the woman and harsh social stigma for the man (which most part of the time leeds to suicide if the guy doesn't leave the country)...

It's the first time I hear about people doing this in a matter of religion only. In this case it's a bit strange IMHO...

So, back to topic, the guy can be genuine. It's just an unusual query.



« Last Edit: 27 April 2012, 03:36:49 am by lilith »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2659 on: 27 April 2012, 06:57:03 am »
Phone call at 22:30 last night:
Me: Where are you?
Tommy: I still want to come and see you as you are not foreign. Can I come at 00:30?
Me: Sure if you have ?xx
Tommy: It's my first time so I'll pay you ?xxx to make it really special for me
Me: Fine, speak to you then
Me: Knowing this is obvious bullshit, switches phone to silent, turns lights off and goes to sleep
Me: Just checking phone: missed call from Tommy at 2am!  Tommy is the worst sort of {obvious} time waster: a fantasist


« Last Edit: 24 January 2017, 04:50:07 am by River »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2660 on: 27 April 2012, 09:35:53 pm »

'Can you make me a video of you making fun of me and laughing at me for being a 23 yr old ugly muslim virgin with a tiny dick whos never been kissed too? Then would it be possible to meet you so you can dominate me and force me to suck your dick and do other stuff?' ;D

*grumble* I just got the edited version: 'hi will you make me a video of you laughing and making fun of me for being
a 23 yr old ugly muslim virgin with a tiny dick whos never been kissed too'

second in line and not even the offer of cock sucking!!

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2661 on: 28 April 2012, 01:36:02 am »
[quote author=Danae link=topic=1637.msg73300#msg73300 date=1335482044

Are you serious?! :o
What exactly did this marriage ceremony involve? Did you have to attend a mosque?...or is my would-be-hubby just a die-hard traditionalist?
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No we never went to the Mosque but we had to have a male witness (his friend) I'd have to repeat a load of Arabic after him, in front of his mate, then go off to the room and do the business and then as I was getting dressed he'd divorce me! lol


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2662 on: 28 April 2012, 01:46:17 am »
[quote author=Danae link=topic=1637.msg73300#msg73300 date=1335482044

Are you serious?! :o
What exactly did this marriage ceremony involve? Did you have to attend a mosque?...or is my would-be-hubby just a die-hard traditionalist?

No we never went to the Mosque but we had to have a male witness (his friend) I'd have to repeat a load of Arabic after him, in front of his mate, then go off to the room and do the business and then as I was getting dressed he'd divorce me! lol
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This is possibly the funniest thing I have read in my life. LOL

Sahrbear

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2663 on: 28 April 2012, 09:50:34 am »


text message from TW: Hi, can i call you?
ME: Yes.
TW: What number should I call?
me: um....the number you're sending text messages to.
TW: This one?

I turned off my phone.  :FF

Carla

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2664 on: 28 April 2012, 12:08:47 pm »

Welllllllll. I know both areas extremely well, and there are no "lovely apartments" which are a minutes walk from the town hall. UNLESS he's talking about the flats above the Arndale Centre (now renamed "Southsides") which I can assure you aren't what anyone would call "lovely" (although the interior of his might be!) or "apartments".

ALSO. Battersea is quite a desolute place for hotels - although there's a new Travelodge going up in Clapham Junction at the mo (Clapham Junction IS central Battersea). I can think of 3 hotels within SW11, one of them is a Travelodge that looks more like a hostel, and 2 of them are new builds. The 2 new builds - Verta & Rafayel - are 5 star, but I've tried to assess them for suitability to work from, and they don't look ideal (reception hard to find and not busy, and my queries to them haven't been answered properly, so I haven't even been able to find out if it's keycarded lifts etc) so I'm not sure how he manages to have sex parties in either of those without being noticed. That's if he actually has done any yet  ::)  ;D

Good luck to him if he is holding sex parties in the Rafayel- the last time I took a job there the security guard insisted on walking me to my client's hotel room!!!!  :o

JulietteTV

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2665 on: 28 April 2012, 12:27:41 pm »

'I've got a meeting to go to this morning and don't know when it'll end shall I call after.'
What is it with these mystery 'meetings' on a Saturday!? And more to the point why call an escort up if you don't know when you'll be free to visit!?
Why is honesty impossible for so many of these guys! They seem to like to portray themselves as high flying business types god knows why.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2666 on: 28 April 2012, 12:30:10 pm »
It is probably just another way of asking are you available today.  It certainly deserves no more time then yes I am available please let me know when you know and leaving it at that.

JulietteTV

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2667 on: 28 April 2012, 12:41:13 pm »
It is probably just another way of asking are you available today.  It certainly deserves no more time then yes I am available please let me know when you know and leaving it at that.

Perhaps, I just find this 'going to a meeting' nonsense ridiculous particularly on a Saturday morning!
I always ask that they just call giving an hour's notice so seems silly to me to call and then say you have no idea when you'd be able to see me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2668 on: 28 April 2012, 01:44:10 pm »
It is probably just another way of asking are you available today.  It certainly deserves no more time then yes I am available please let me know when you know and leaving it at that.

Perhaps, I just find this 'going to a meeting' nonsense ridiculous particularly on a Saturday morning!
I always ask that they just call giving an hour's notice so seems silly to me to call and then say you have no idea when you'd be able to see me.

Some people genuinely have unpredictable lives, especially if they have to sneak away from work or partners. Because I can never be sure when my bookings will be say from week to week, even day to day I used to find it difficult to make Drs/Dentists/Nail/Hair/arrange time with friends etc. I've gotten used to it now and simply move things around, make definite commitments as I see fit etc.

Some guys also like to phone several girls and decide last minute. That's up to them if they are prepared to be disappointed if the lady of their choice is no longer able to see them. Occasionally this disappointment isn't always expressed very well, but that's up to them.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2669 on: 28 April 2012, 02:25:15 pm »

Oh I realise that but I just think the idea of half these guys going to a 'meeting' so amusing! What kind of 'meeting' do they have in mind? Would be funny to ask what exactly these 'meetings' concerned. I suppose they think it sounds good and makes them sound like sophisticated professionals or something...
I just think its pretentious personally!
Its the same as this 'just had an urgent call back to work' at the last minute type things so pathetic that they can't just tell the truth!