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Kristina Bristol Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2550 on: 02 April 2012, 06:42:23 pm »
I remember when I first started work I was offered to live rent free in a luxury London appartment with a guy as long as I looked after his kids, but I could work from there when the kids were not there and I would not have to pay him anything for doing that.

I had to think about it for all of 2 secs!!!!! :FF

JulietteTV

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2551 on: 02 April 2012, 07:07:35 pm »
Email from ?Richard Gere?:-

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Hello ******

I came across your profile and must say you are a very beautiful lady. You seem like a really nice girl; can I ask what brings you to this? I would very much like to get to you know and date you personally. You seem just like the sort of woman I would like to share my life with. I am a very suitable man for you. I am white, 6ft2, green eyes and deemed by most as attractive. I have my own business, home and car. I am the sort of man your mother would be happy for you to bring home! If you are interested please email me back and we will take it from there.
Yours, RG xxx

My response: I think you?ve been watching Pretty Woman too much or perhaps you accidentally clicked on ADULTWORK instead of Match.com???!!!!  ::)

Sheesh you just have to love the deluded sods with the ?prossie saviour? complex  lol  :FF

This bit 'deemed by most as attractive' :P Somebody pass the sick bucket!

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2552 on: 02 April 2012, 09:45:32 pm »
I'm getting them all today:-( I gave up the will to live by the first paragraph! LOL

Hey,
This is Dil, I am currently in France and will be visiting London in a couple of nights. First of all I'd like to say i was really impressed viewing your profile. You are exactly someone i want to spend my stay in London with. I am 25 years old and im landing in London on April 10th. I am staying there will the 15th. I am willing to pay up to ?6000 for a 3 days session (+ nights). I would be staying at a hotel and would expect you to come there. I want you to stay day and night because it?s my first time in London and i need someone to show me around as well as be a great partner. Im sure you are every experienced and exactly what i need during this vacation.


I could not call you because I am visiting France and do not have a personal cell phone but I will get straight to point now. I want to know more about you and ur services before I finalize everything. Since its a onetime trip for m, i want everything perfect and well planned.  I am very much into fetishes. What kind of kinky fetish can you provide? I love foot fetish and fetish with toys etc. My biggest fetish is any sort of humiliation and torture. I am pretty much going to be paying you to treat me like your slave for the whole time and im looking for the worst time of my life.  Have you got anything in mind? For most of your stay i want you to be in charge of everything. I love aggressive role play (very aggressive! ) I want someone VERY dominant. I am looking for enslaving, humiliation and whatever you can think of. If you have any toys and costumes please let me know and feel free to bring them. If you want you can shop for some and just get me the receipt and ill pay you for everything and you may keep those toys after. We could also go toy shopping together since we will have 3 days with each other.

 

I usually do not have any limits, so I am open to anything. I want to be treated as bad as possible. How? That is for you to decide. I am willing to be your personal toilet if you want for 3 days.


Now i want to hear from you. What makes you different and if you can provide what i am looking for or not. Please be detailed about your services. How aggressive you can be and what are the most aggressive things you have tried before or things you are willing to/want to try with me.. I dont mind anything . like ANYTHING ! as long as i dont bleed to death. I am also open to a bit of blood if you are comfortable with it, its all going to be about what you want.


Also please send me some pictures of yourself, specially ur feet and toes cause im very much into foot fetish so a close up of your own toes and feet would be perfect. I dont want professional pictures, just how you normally are without make up and everything. !

 I know i might be asking for a little too much. I am willing to increase the price of the 3 nights but just make sure you are on your 110% and dirtier than you have ever been. let me know if you want to negotiate the price.  i just want to never be able to forget these 3 nights. This is my one time chance so i really want this to be perfect. I am looking for the most humiliating and torturous 3 days of my life. I want to look back and regret making this decision.  I need to know if you can be the one I need asap !

im looking forward to your reply
Dil

divine_madonna

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2553 on: 02 April 2012, 09:57:22 pm »
I'm getting them all today:-( I gave up the will to live by the first paragraph! LOL

Hey,
This is Dil, I am currently in France and will be visiting London in a couple of nights. First of all I'd like to say i was really impressed viewing your profile. You are exactly someone i want to spend my stay in London with. I am 25 years old and im landing in London on April 10th. I am staying there will the 15th. I am willing to pay up to ?6000 for a 3 days session (+ nights). I would be staying at a hotel and would expect you to come there. I want you to stay day and night because it?s my first time in London and i need someone to show me around as well as be a great partner. Im sure you are every experienced and exactly what i need during this vacation.

MAJOR EDIT!
Dil

Bloody Nora!! Lol - this guy makes Leo Tolstoy look like a bone idle git lol

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2554 on: 02 April 2012, 10:06:44 pm »
Bloody Nora!! Lol - this guy makes Leo Tolstoy look like a bone idle git lol


bwahahahahahahah :-))

EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2555 on: 02 April 2012, 10:57:46 pm »
I had a guy ask me recently if this was all I did.

'Oh no,' I said, 'I'm looking for a full time job!' (and I'm looking so SO hard you can imagine).

'Well I'm currently looking for a PA....' he responded.

I couldn't help it, I started laughing.  He was offering a prossie a job as a Personal Assistant!  He looked slightly offended that I was amused and muttered, 'I didn't mean it to be that kind of personal assistant'.

Needless to say I haven't heard from him again (yet).
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused

Kristina Bristol Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2556 on: 04 April 2012, 09:19:28 am »
Took a call this morning and answered inmy normal escort voice. Hello.  The caller said hello can I call you at lunch time.  Sure I said but why are you calling me to ask if you can call at lunch time.  I am busy at work right now he said so I can not call you!!! Ok I will speak to you later I say. 

He was Irish.  Sorry all the Irish folk on here xxx

It is too early for this today :FF :FF

strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2557 on: 04 April 2012, 09:30:57 am »
I like it when someone is texting, then says they can't phone because they are driving, and continues to text.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2558 on: 04 April 2012, 09:52:37 am »
Yes, I used to to be sceptical about that.  Unfortunately, looking around at all the other drivers on the road ( heads bowed to their knees, fingers  jamming furiously as they drive )  it is sometimes true   :-[

They think if their phone isn't by their ear they can get away with it and I have  been crashed into by a female texter who  hadn't seen the lights change to red.

sexycat09

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2559 on: 04 April 2012, 11:02:57 am »
 ;Dthats cheered me up sorry hun glad it aint just me but i am irish too hehehehehe

bananamuffin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2560 on: 04 April 2012, 11:04:22 am »
Just activated my escorting profile on AW. First email received from a 27 year old fella:

"Do you do escorting? x"

 :FF  :FF  :FF

Ye gods....

Kristina Bristol Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2561 on: 04 April 2012, 12:35:47 pm »
Just activated my escorting profile on AW. First email received from a 27 year old fella:

"Do you do escorting? x"

 :FF  :FF  :FF

Ye gods....

Does Tesco sell groceries??? Some people find it so difficult x

bananamuffin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2562 on: 04 April 2012, 02:25:17 pm »
How thick can you get lol!

I did advise that actually reading the AW profile and following the link to my website would, in all likelihood, answer that question for him!!!
 ::)

MISS RUBY

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2563 on: 05 April 2012, 07:24:28 pm »
ladies the mobile number is **793281** the name is Martin.
text reads as follows
 text 1 Hello Ruby come to london in 2 weeks what is yr best price 2 nice hrs in my hotel massage and full service inclusive taxi! thanks kiss you
martin.!!!!

 text 2 can not now call sorry email me thanks         kiss you martin !!!!
 text 3 what Yr nickname on AW? thanks kiss you martin    !!!  He is asking my name on adult work yet must have looked at the profile to get the number what a turn off !!!!!!
 
well kiss youre ass martin because im not playing the game...(I didnt send that as a text)
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Kristina Bristol Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2564 on: 05 April 2012, 08:26:45 pm »
ladies the mobile number is **793281** the name is Martin.
text reads as follows
 text 1 Hello Ruby come to london in 2 weeks what is yr best price 2 nice hrs in my hotel massage and full service inclusive taxi! thanks kiss you
martin.!!!!

 text 2 can not now call sorry email me thanks         kiss you martin !!!!
 text 3 what Yr nickname on AW? thanks kiss you martin    !!!  He is asking my name on adult work yet must have looked at the profile to get the number what a turn off !!!!!!

well kiss youre ass martin because im not playing the game...(I didnt send that as a text)


You can always tell a time waster as he asks questions that I call leading to get you into a text conversation.  Idiots!


Tiny Edit by Emily: Fixed quote - send me a PM if anything got moved to the wrong place!
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