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sadie x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2490 on: 19 March 2012, 01:49:12 pm »
Ive been having 2 really quiet days.. to top it off just got this email on aw
"Ive been admiring your profile for a while,noticed your back in the area" "Would you concider giving me oral for just  a few minutes"for 5 pounds?"i know its a little cheeky.
But im just a little skint at moment,but i really want to meet you..will do any errands you need doing..

Desperate or what!! But he actually manages,to make something so cheeky,sound polite and almost the normal thing to do!!!
i just emailed back in anger..FUCKOFF
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2491 on: 19 March 2012, 01:51:23 pm »
Quote from: sadie x on 19 March 2012, 01:49:12 pm
Ive been having 2 really quiet days.. to top it off just got this email on aw
"Ive been admiring your profile for a while,noticed your back in the area" "Would you concider giving me oral for just  a few minutes"for 5 pounds?"i know its a little cheeky.
But im just a little skint at moment,but i really want to meet you..will do any errands you need doing..

Desperate or what!! But he actually manages,to make something so cheeky,sound polite and almost the normal thing to do!!!
i just emailed back in anger..FUCKOFF

OMG I would've been furious!  I thought it bad enough the other week that a Vivacheapskate offered me ?20 for HR (I told him to go look on the streets - he said he could get it for ?10 there!!!!)
Words fail me sometimes  :FF :FF

[self edit] This was a phone call so even more mind bogglingly annoying  >:(
« Last Edit: 19 March 2012, 02:51:23 pm by Mellow »
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2492 on: 19 March 2012, 02:02:30 pm »
It's so annoying too when you get crap like this, because you see you have a message and get excited you have a job at last!
I've a guy who messages me just to 'chat' and it's so bloody annoying getting your hopes up each day!
Grrrrrrr to them all.

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sadie x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2493 on: 19 March 2012, 02:19:58 pm »
it just happened to me then!! seen 1 booking in the 2 days ive been here,went to check my emails..see i have booking request! yyaayy..its just my only booking to leave me feedback!! biggg deflation  :-[
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pandora

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2494 on: 19 March 2012, 02:40:24 pm »
Quote from: Coty on 19 March 2012, 12:40:58 pm
hey i go to loughborough uni and am studying physiotherapy. i need volunteers to try reflexology (basically a foot massage) and would like to offer this to you for free? i really need the feedback which would help me a lot.

please do let me know if it is something that would appeal for you?

hope to hear from you soon

thanks! :-) x


Nice try for a freebie foot fetish wank love...but no thanks!....He might have done better if he hadn't contacted me on AW, with 2 feedback about his foot fetish...idiot! lol

This one does the rounds verbatim every few months
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2495 on: 19 March 2012, 02:43:02 pm »
Quote from: Coty on 19 March 2012, 02:02:30 pm
It's so annoying too when you get crap like this, because you see you have a message and get excited you have a job at last!
I've a guy who messages me just to 'chat' and it's so bloody annoying getting your hopes up each day!
Grrrrrrr to them all.

I have one admirer at the moment who is a little bit 'in love' with me - he emails every now and then, tried to get me to phone him (by doing a directchat booking request - I have since disabled that!), webcams with me sometimes, although not enough for me to cultivate him as a regular income! So yes, I know how infuriating that is, thinking it's a potential booking when it's just a cam guy wanting a free chat!
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dee_licious

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2496 on: 20 March 2012, 10:07:49 am »
recieved this earlier copy and paste jobby
Hi Sexy,

I was hoping to get to meet you some day soon. I am often near you on business and looking for some fun! I am in my 30s, good looking and fit i am told - I play a lot of rugby and enjoy a good workout!! I am just not getting enough at home. Sound familiar? I would love to have a gorgeous thing like you, but there is a problem - I have a very large 'thing' - my missus calls it the Beast! Sounds great, what every man wants, but it makes it difficult with many ladies. Most are just not able to take me - it has certainly been a problem in the past! There is a pic of it next to some refreshing Coke!. More pics can of course be taken! If you deep throut me I would be very impressed! My company has a deal with Marriott and Hilton Hotels, so I will normally be in one of those.
Please let me know your thoughts

Hope to hear from you soon

xxx

and yes said pics are there  ::)
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2497 on: 20 March 2012, 10:12:54 am »
Send him to me...the way I'm feeling about men right now I'll gladly shorten it for him! lol
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sweet jane

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2498 on: 20 March 2012, 05:13:12 pm »
Quote from: Coty on 20 March 2012, 10:12:54 am
Send him to me...the way I'm feeling about men right now I'll gladly shorten it for him! lol

 ;D Advanced CBT
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sweet jane

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2499 on: 20 March 2012, 05:16:35 pm »
from the wonderful world of AW:

Subject: hello

message: can we have a meetnig please ?

*Le sigh*

As the saying goes...'brevity is the soul of wit'  ::)
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JulietteTV

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2500 on: 20 March 2012, 06:36:43 pm »

Call this morning: [blank silence 5 seconds then hangs up]

Same caller then texts: Would you be interested in videoing me being your slave?

Me: At cost

Texter: That's what I mean I can't afford you, but the video is yours....

Me: Get lost  :FF
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JulietteTV

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2501 on: 20 March 2012, 06:42:36 pm »
Quote from: ChristineTS on 18 March 2012, 02:04:07 pm
Had this gem...

Hi I am new to this world of cock in frocks and lov to discover it - I am half mediterrianan and half Asian with fair skin and dark hair and medium slim body in mid 30's - Lov to discover for 15-20 min oral pleasures as lov to have both ways oral and Rim - finishing off with anal play both ways cock rub n cum between bum cheeks and you can cum as well on my butt xxxxx I can contribute ?40 for this sexual adventure of discovery and play and can gurantte you the best esperience as I am very horny and kinky and will lov to play and please so lets get on and rub our cocks and finger our holes and relax with plenty of cum juices lol xxxx cant wait to see you babes xxx

Its the totally flippant 'lol' and text speak that annoys me the most about these sorts. That and the way they're already assuming to call you 'babes' or some other vomit inducing term before you've even met!
'Sexual adventure of discovery and play' like its all somehow tantalisingly new to the escort being asked to partake in these budget sex encounters which of course will be as fulfilling just as much for us as them!
 
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2502 on: 20 March 2012, 09:17:59 pm »
Idiot: Can ask u 1 question plz
Idiot: Do u have a bf xx
Me: Yes, but he says you can't fuck him, not even for ?xxx
« Last Edit: 24 January 2017, 02:03:07 am by River »
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Phoenix

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2503 on: 20 March 2012, 11:23:03 pm »
Hahaha  ;D

I am so 'borrowing' that one please!  :-*
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2504 on: 20 March 2012, 11:40:46 pm »
Smiles.
Please do!

« Last Edit: 24 January 2017, 02:03:34 am by River »
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