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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2430 on: 04 March 2012, 05:59:07 pm »
Existing client from a year ago.  {An old boy}
  • Darling, --- here I maybe able to book a session with you Soon if I get my WINNINGS it will be a night time session in a hotel of your choosing. Love --- xxx Please phone or text.

    Which I did.
    He has won ?15,000 in an overseas lottery which, funnily enough, he didn't enter.   ::)
    I stressed this was a con and for him not to provide any personal info,
    not to send them any "processing fees" and to delete any further emails.
     
    I hate scammers, esp when they target old people
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Liverbird

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2431 on: 04 March 2012, 06:04:56 pm »
Up until 3 yrs ago, I've dedicated my whole working life to caring for elderly frail people.
You are a diamond Jodie T, bless ya;-)

W.x
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Midsummer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2432 on: 04 March 2012, 08:54:15 pm »
Just got this message on AW: I am wondering whether you would be interested in helping me live out a fantasy of mine. My fantasy is that we arrange to meet for a drink or a coffee somewhere. I have brought with me a (brand new) remote vibrator. You go to the bathroom and put it on and then come back to the table where we are sat. I have the remote control and am in control and i can sit and watch you squirm as you enjoy a discreet but public orgasm as we chat. We finish our drinks and then walk back to your place or a hotel. You are still wearing the vibrator. We then take to the bedroom and enjoy a normal gfe

 ::)
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SophiaPrice1

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2433 on: 04 March 2012, 09:59:03 pm »
A guy emailed me asking me for details of my services to which I replied "all my services and rates are on my AW profile, please have a look at it" he replied the following:

could you go on msn then for 2 mins only? i'd not keep you long and would go on cam myself x nothing rude or anything x a*********n@hotmail.co.uk

hahaha...sure mate, I've nothing better to do!!




[Edited to censor email address.]
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figa98

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2434 on: 04 March 2012, 11:06:47 pm »
Adriana,I have had many requests over the years asking for me to stick some toy up me up while they tease me over dinner or a drink at the bar,I wish,would be a scream if it ever worked out.I find most of the time they have all these ideas and requests,but they seem to quickly forget them when you actually meet,have a chat and head to the bedroom.I should maybe remind them at times as would be great fun,not expecting to feel that horny but would be funny x x
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2435 on: 05 March 2012, 12:34:36 am »
Quote from: Adriana on 04 March 2012, 08:54:15 pm
I have brought with me a (brand new) remote vibrator. You go to the bathroom and put it on and then come back to the table where we are sat. I have the remote control and am in control and i can sit and watch you squirm as you enjoy a discreet but public orgasm as we chat.

I've done that!
Back in '04, IIRC, at the Skin Two Expo in the Barbican Exhibition Centre
I went with 6 or 8 friends, but prior to going, Master R thought it would be interesting to insert an E-Stim up my backside!
(I have a very pervy history!)
Anyway, six of us went to the event, and the remote control was passed from person to person.
The remote enabled the holder to alter the wave pattern and intensity.
Anyway, a loose wire / connection resulted in the remote only having an intermittent effect,
so one person, figuring nothing was happening, held down the intensity button. A second later
the wire connected and a powerful series of jolts hit my body
and I hit the roof in shock.
In the middle of a crowd of curious onlookers.
Being a pervy type Expo, a lot of them guessed what was going on and giggles all round.
Hummmm....

These days I prefer a cuppa in my local cafe.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2436 on: 05 March 2012, 12:41:36 am »
Quote from: Adriana on 04 March 2012, 08:54:15 pm
Just got this message on AW: I am wondering whether you would be interested in helping me live out a fantasy of mine. My fantasy is that we arrange to meet for a drink or a coffee somewhere. I have brought with me a (brand new) remote vibrator. You go to the bathroom and put it on and then come back to the table where we are sat. I have the remote control and am in control and i can sit and watch you squirm as you enjoy a discreet but public orgasm as we chat. We finish our drinks and then walk back to your place or a hotel. You are still wearing the vibrator. We then take to the bedroom and enjoy a normal gfe

 ::)

I got this too. SIGHHH
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2437 on: 05 March 2012, 12:53:43 am »
  • No credit: You've been sent this message by 079618021**
     asking you to call them back as they are out of credit (Normal charges apply)
  • Me: I suggest you phone me when you have credit. ;-)

    4 minutes later....
  • No credit: You've been sent this message by 079618021**
    asking you to call them back as they are out of credit (Normal charges apply)
  • Me:  I suggest you phone me when you have credit.
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DianaMurphy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2438 on: 05 March 2012, 01:09:56 pm »
Jodie you do make me laugh! LOL! Thank you!  ;D

I think the worst I've had was a direct email asking me if I had any more racy photos I could send the guy and also did I offer discounts? Sure, you're clearly a very 'special' person!  :FF

I do get a few of the obvious timewasting messages (who doesn't?) but just bin them all as soon as  I recognise them as copy and paste to be honest! Oh I did have a booking request thru AW earlier for a time I'm not available, for an hour at half an hours rate! No previous messages or anything! Tut! I'd like to think my profile pretty much spells out my availability rates sufficiently...  ::)

On another note (I'm on a roll now!) I had 2 texts and 2 calls last night from a local gent asking me to do an overnight booking, last night! His first message was 19.45  :FF I was clearly in a good mood this morning, or should that be horny after a week off...? So replied explaining I hadn't been working and confirming when I'm available etc, he's calling me in an hour so he may not be 'one of them', we'll see!  ;D
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La-lique

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2439 on: 05 March 2012, 06:31:02 pm »
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Midsummer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2440 on: 05 March 2012, 07:36:53 pm »
That made me laugh Jodie, a lot of guys seems to be turned on by the thought of remote controlled virators!

improbablecats, Haha, and there I was thinking I was special ;)
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2441 on: 05 March 2012, 10:06:20 pm »
Quote from: La-lique on 05 March 2012, 06:31:02 pm
Yawn ::)  it almost seems too tedious for a posting on here, so sorry in advance lol, I almost felt disappointed in the last paragraph where he fails to mention the word 'cock' for the Eeleventh time!!

I know you are here for booking and money, BUT neither am I wasting any of your time. I'm also into real booking but like to inquire about these few things prior to book:

1) Will you be able to give oral on my cock?? You won?t mind if I go for a deep throating???

2) Can I manage to penetrate you?? And give you a nice humping fuck with my cock???Or would not feel it inside. Sex With condom though

3) Will I touch your G-spot with my cock??

4) Could you manage a tit job on my cock?? Though if you reckon your boobs are big enough to take a cock in between them and give a tit wank

5) Could we do all sex positions with my cock??

My above questions are in regard to my cock. Whether those things could happen with my cock or not.

I asked the above questions from few escorts whom I?ve seen. So answer these to your most honesty, and I?ll remind you your answers after seeing you, as to whether was the experience really as you thought.

There are few cock pictures in my profile, if you could kindly view them. When it is flaccid, it more like a hole/vagina, but when erect, at least its visible. So the pics are of ERECTED cock. Trust me the cock pics in my profile is really me and with the same cock, I will show you that you were substantially wrong with your answers to my question. I?ve just discovered a way around, which I?ll tell you once I've seen you. But for now, answer as exactly and honestly you think the answer is.

If you are not willing, please let me know as then I wont wait for your reply. And if you are interested, answer those but not just yes/no, but as to how you think those things will go.

LMAO...thanks for sharing that, I needed a laugh:-)
So did you reply to the 'cock'? lol
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RedLady1991

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2442 on: 05 March 2012, 10:36:10 pm »
"a nice humping fuck"  ;D ;D ;D

This thread is amusing to me!
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2443 on: 07 March 2012, 01:31:39 pm »
It's been getting worse, from what I can see...

"Hello baby,

I am so pleased to write you. You really look beautiful and would love to meet you.
I am doing my best to be short and direct so there is no misunderstand overall. This is my proposal, I really hope it will fit you and will be acceptable to you:

I would like to invite you to Morocco (Casablanca) for 1 nights in a nice hotel of the city. I will give you the name of the hotel and book the room under you name if it will make you comfortable. Of course I will provide you with a prepaid round trip plane ticket.

I would love to fulfill one of my fantasies with a superb looking lady as you. Please allow me to describe it: it is to spend one night full of sex trying to measure how many times I am able to “cum”. I have tried the same plan before and I could realize 6 times. I would love to challenge this number and see if I could? Could you help me in this ? please let me know.

Due to my family obligation I will not unfortunately be able to enjoy any outside activities with you.What a shame from my side. This is to spend this day/night with you at the hotel practicing sex. I know this is no much fun for you but it is really the situation so I prefer to let you know before and hope you tolerate. Our relation and interaction during all this time will be purely sexual.

If this is acceptable to you please could you inform me about your conditions (pricewise) or others so we can pursue further.
I am open to any of your questions."

Brand new profile with zero feedback, I just wish they could (as Jodie would put it) 'fuck off and die'!  :FF  :D
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2444 on: 07 March 2012, 03:29:00 pm »
Quote from: Purple Carrot on 07 March 2012, 01:31:39 pm
It's been getting worse, from what I can see...  overall.
This is my proposal, I really hope it will fit you and will be acceptable to you:--------

Brand new profile with zero feedback, I just wish they could 'fuck off and die'!  :FF  :D
We shortened that to:FOAD!   
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