There's another duo charging 120 if you can do it for same I'll cum cu asap.

"There's another client offering ?240 (or whatever your rate is) we'll be seeing him."

Ha yes I'm going to nick that line the next time some cheapskate emails me 

This one will make you laugh ladies.................. 

I get a phone call, someone asking for a Mother experience.............. As I am in a good mood, I am prepared to listen and engage in some conversation.. 

So he asks how much for one hour.  I tell him............. Then he asks how much for 4 hours - I tell him............  He says oh that's too much, bla bla bla, bla.............

Tells me he is in a hotel in London and how long would it take to get to me................... 

Now I sense TW big time but am still calm (unusual for me) and suddenly I hear a dog barking!  So I said, you say you are in a hotel and I hear a dog barking? 

His reply - there is a security guard and he has a dog with him as they are doing a security check! 

Got to give it to him for quick thinking, don't you think so girls!  LOL

I then asked which hotel at which point he hung up................  Oh well, that's a 4 hour one down the drain then, woe is me............. 

I had a call today... "Can you be 'mummy' to me, I'm an adult male?"
I don't get what I call, 'bizarre requests' like this very often, as those who want this kind of experience usually know where to seek a professional in this sphere.
I was caught off guard and replied, 'Pardon?' Phone went dead. I could've been educated, if he'd only just held on a minute!! I'd have spanked his arse for being a 'bad boy' at my usual rate... And got rid of some of my frustrations into the bargain!

W.x

Email just received....

if i pay for a nice hotel do i have to pay for you?


 

reply: 'only if you would like to share it with me, otherwise Im happy to enjoy the room alone.'

i once had a guy call up asking "do you do mummy"? :
i have had emails froma guy asking could i attach vacumn cleaner to his cock and turn the machine on!
I had one male email.me ask would i throw knives at him.I usually just delete /block!

But the worst  one was wednesday this week when a guy rings up and asks if he could stick his foot up me and fuck. asian sounding man no name given and cut phone off and block! **9305135**
Ruby x

The vacuum guy also emails me and the friend I work with lmao x

I hate those idiots, who are assuming you'd work for free on the pretence of having fun. What a joke.

I got a text today, saying just 'hi x' and he sent it to me 5 times, before saying 'y aint u answerin?'

Humph, I wonder.

Sounds like a guy who's been doing the rounds lately.

They are all out today! This is via text -

guy - "Is K9 too taboo for you babe"

me - "I don't think the hotel allow dogs, except guide dogs"

guy - "But if they did"

me - "Still no"