Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2595244 times)

sweet jane · « **Reply #2205 on:** 18 January 2012, 01:58:08 pm »

text message from a number Ive never seen before: 'can i see you this after noon please' ...why why why do these people insist on breathing?

JennyJazz87 · « **Reply #2206 on:** 18 January 2012, 02:07:48 pm »

A text I recieved this morning.

"Do you like excessive dribbling?"

Mellow · « **Reply #2207 on:** 18 January 2012, 02:17:02 pm »

A phone call yesterday that went along these lines......

I'm a postgraduate student looking to arrange something regular......mutter mutter

I ask him to clarify but he wont so I say:
I see you mean you want an ongoing discount

Yes he says

to which I reply:
Absolutely not, I don't negotiate my fees. If you can't afford me please go elsewhere

Get a text late last night

Hi i m 25 n wud like to come n see u tonite for 2 hrs but i can pay 150 for 2hrs not more than that pls since im apoor student lol lemme know if possible thks

WTF not flipping likely - what was it cheapskate day or something! Needless to say I didn't respond to this....

LouLou37 · « **Reply #2208 on:** 18 January 2012, 05:34:47 pm »

Quote from: Mellow on 18 January 2012, 02:17:02 pm

A phone call yesterday that went along these lines......

I'm a postgraduate student looking to arrange something regular......mutter mutter

I ask him to clarify but he wont so I say:
I see you mean you want an ongoing discount

Yes he says

to which I reply:
Absolutely not, I don't negotiate my fees. If you can't afford me please go elsewhere

Get a text late last night

Hi i m 25 n wud like to come n see u tonite for 2 hrs but i can pay 150 for 2hrs not more than that pls since im apoor student lol lemme know if possible thks

WTF not flipping likely - what was it cheapskate day or something! Needless to say I didn't respond to this....

As for the second one, why the fuck didn't he just book for ONE hour, which he could afford?

I don't understand idiots like this, they are worse than your 'average' haggler, they thrive on getting a 'deal', MORE for LESS, even though they can afford an hour anyway. What more do they want?!

Oriana · « **Reply #2209 on:** 18 January 2012, 05:55:27 pm »

*Chepo* want a meeting in a car.
Which I don't do for the sake of my safety.

*Chepo* persists: Citizen, you could give me the chance .. You can not lose anything, but you can get a lot - a glorious time, time worth spending!
Oriana: Comrade, the only glorious time worth spending would be participating in a second chapter of French Revolution.

Midsummer · « **Reply #2210 on:** 18 January 2012, 06:54:15 pm »

"do you like curry flavoured cock? i show you curry lollipop" Haha, this made me laugh, I had a Indian guy on Sunday who luckily didn't taste of curry, but he smelled it!

nikki74 · « **Reply #2211 on:** 18 January 2012, 07:25:48 pm »

hi girls, is it just me or does anybody else seem to only get wankers on a wednesday?
all ive had is TW's and divvy's asking questions that the answers to are on my profile
had a conversation with a bloke who wanted to book thought great wednesdays looking
up already,then he asks how much? where are you? and then says oh yr a bit far away
can u come to meet me half way so i said read the profiles 1st as i only do incalls,
drives me nuts then i had another asking if i had condoms,would i do bb and can he have
a discount if he onlyu has oral? give me strentgh lord really i am a good girl

(mostly anyway)
please tell me its not just my bad luck on wednesdays,thinking of having wednesdays off from
now on.
hugs
nikki x

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #2212 on:** 18 January 2012, 07:55:16 pm »

I just posted something similar in the cam section!! So no, it's not just you!!

EvaBeeva · « **Reply #2213 on:** 18 January 2012, 08:17:19 pm »

Quote from: Oriana on 18 January 2012, 05:55:27 pm

*Chepo* want a meeting in a car.
Which I don't do for the sake of my safety.

*Chepo* persists: Citizen, you could give me the chance .. You can not lose anything, but you can get a lot - a glorious time, time worth spending!
Oriana: Comrade, the only glorious time worth spending would be participating in a second chapter of French Revolution.

WTF??

RedLady1991 · « **Reply #2214 on:** 18 January 2012, 08:46:26 pm »

Got this gem, just now:

"im Matt btw a 27 year old married cool alternative guy and I would really love to see you for a few hours. I'm looking for something special and I really hope you're up for it. I really want to have unprotected sex with you and cum deep inside your pussy, I know it's naughty but I'm 100% clean (have to be of the wife will find out) and happy to pay extra for this.

What do you think?

xx Matt"

So to wind him up a bit, i just replied "how much would you pay me?" (i have no intention of doing it, but he wastes my time, im going to waste his - im bored

)

i got this in reply:
"?150 babe, im hot and youll love it"

Me:

"So you think, ?150 is worth me risking catching something from you? You have done bb with other escorts before, i checked your feedback. READ MY PROFILE WHERE IT STATES VERY CLEARLY THAT I DO *NOT* DO BAREBACK.

nice try, idiot."

He messaged me back saying "oh alright babe, ?200, you twisted my arm."

*RedLady hits block button*

He also seems to be offering services, as well as seeking them. ?50 an hour for a male escort?! Profile picture of his bits...lovely, not lol

River · « **Reply #2215 on:** 19 January 2012, 02:38:58 am »

Quote from: Mellow on 18 January 2012, 02:17:02 pm

I see you mean you want an ongoing discount
Yes he says

Oh I got a similiar one to this a few days ago.
"I'll be a regular, so you can give me a discount?"
"Yes certainly. I charge ?x per hour, but I do a special discount rate for regulars.
First you need to see me three times at my regular rate, to ensure we are compatible

Then you can take up my special discount rate of ?y per session,
booked in blocks of ten
and block-paid for in advance"
Irony missed on him.
Though he still came along for a full price session.
(not holding my breath about the advance block booking)

ladyjennaj · « **Reply #2216 on:** 19 January 2012, 09:30:12 am »

Quote from: JodieTs on 19 January 2012, 02:38:58 am

Quote from: Mellow on 18 January 2012, 02:17:02 pm
I see you mean you want an ongoing discount
Yes he says
Oh I got a similiar one to this a few days ago.
"I'll be a regular, so you can give me a discount?"
"Yes certainly. I charge ?160 per hour, but I do a special discount rate for regulars.
First you need to see me three times at my regular rate, to ensure we are compatible
Then you can take up my special discount rate of ?100 per session,
booked in blocks of ten
and block-paid for in advance"
Irony missed on him.
Though he still came along for a full price session.
(not holding my breath about the advance block booking)

What an idiot

Great answer Jodie!

strawberry · « **Reply #2217 on:** 19 January 2012, 11:12:49 am »

Text from random number; I'm from nowheretown, seen your profile on adultwork and wondered if you ever don't charge for sex as I'd like to shag you.

This is from memory and a little politer than the actual words.

My reply; I get plenty of sex from guys willing to pay thanks very much
Them; Ok how much for me to fuck you silly

Oh dear.

EvaBeeva · « **Reply #2218 on:** 19 January 2012, 12:25:06 pm »

Quote from: ladyjennaj on 19 January 2012, 09:30:12 am

Quote from: JodieTs on 19 January 2012, 02:38:58 am
Quote from: Mellow on 18 January 2012, 02:17:02 pm
I see you mean you want an ongoing discount
Yes he says
Oh I got a similiar one to this a few days ago.
"I'll be a regular, so you can give me a discount?"
"Yes certainly. I charge ?160 per hour, but I do a special discount rate for regulars.
First you need to see me three times at my regular rate, to ensure we are compatible
Then you can take up my special discount rate of ?100 per session,
booked in blocks of ten
and block-paid for in advance"
Irony missed on him.
Though he still came along for a full price session.
(not holding my breath about the advance block booking)

What an idiot Great answer Jodie!

Sometimes I wonder about men. They treat us like we're silly nilly's whereas they're actually quite dumb a lot of the time.

Do their IQ's go down when they're talking to us I wonder

JennyJazz87 · « **Reply #2219 on:** 19 January 2012, 12:31:33 pm »

Quote from: strawberry on 19 January 2012, 11:12:49 am

Text from random number; I'm from nowheretown, seen your profile on adultwork and wondered if you ever don't charge for sex as I'd like to shag you.

This is from memory and a little politer than the actual words.

My reply; I get plenty of sex from guys willing to pay thanks very much
Them; Ok how much for me to fuck you silly

Oh dear.

Oh I've heard of nowheretown, they have some nice hotels there

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