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KatieKurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2190 on: 16 January 2012, 05:08:36 pm »
Wot about this one - Do you do french kissing

And that's it nothing else!!! Makes my brain hurt sometimes.

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ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2191 on: 16 January 2012, 05:23:28 pm »
Wot about this one - Do you do french kissing

And that's it nothing else!!! Makes my brain hurt sometimes.

xx

You should say yes, and only kissing. Idiots  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2192 on: 16 January 2012, 06:00:30 pm »
Wot about this one - Do you do french kissing

Just reply 'Mais Oui' - and then eat lots of raw garlic before he turns up :)

R xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2193 on: 16 January 2012, 06:02:58 pm »
Just got this classy email........

do you sell underwear

I'm kinda guessing he means used underwear

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2194 on: 16 January 2012, 07:13:54 pm »
Oh, and this one -

'I like rimming, so if I cum see you, then I would expect that area to be nice and clean.'

What a flippin' cheek!!! :(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2195 on: 16 January 2012, 09:43:50 pm »
Oh, and this one -

'I like rimming, so if I cum see you, then I would expect that area to be nice and clean.'

What a flippin' cheek!!! :(

Yeah because you would turn up to an appointment with a dirty ring piece... *eyeroll*

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2196 on: 16 January 2012, 11:09:18 pm »
How about this gem?

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'I fancy the hell out of you, I really do... I think I just need you to reel me in by really encouraging me to come over to see you.

I'm nervous, but I also really want to see you! I hope you understand!

I will need the same kind of sensitive treatment, you taking the lead and taking me in hand, when we meet finally!

Steven xx'


Hehe that reminds me of one guy I had seen a few times who was outside my apartment just before our appointment who sent me a text saying he was sorry but he had a girlfriend and I would have to tempt him up so he didnt feel guilty!!!!

littlepeanut

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2197 on: 16 January 2012, 11:13:51 pm »
I had a lovely message on AW today from an older guy stating that he is 57 and doesn't get sex at home anymore. Usually perfect for me, but he had another alias as a 29 year old service provider!!! 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2198 on: 17 January 2012, 12:42:43 am »
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Weird.  I got a 'happy new year' message from a guy who stated that he had decided to offer himself as an escort.

Like, why do I care?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2199 on: 17 January 2012, 11:36:36 am »
Oh, and this one -

'I like rimming, so if I cum see you, then I would expect that area to be nice and clean.'

What a flippin' cheek!!! :(

Yeah because you would turn up to an appointment with a dirty ring piece... *eyeroll*

LOL - from reading some of the reviews on PN, it seems that some ladies really don't know how to wash their bottoms!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2200 on: 17 January 2012, 01:09:05 pm »
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hi do you do sexual activities only in bedroom?
     

My profile says 'please tell me a little about yourself in your email' ... hmm.  ::)

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2201 on: 17 January 2012, 08:38:49 pm »
Idiot texter.

'If I pay ?300+ would you consider going no saddle.'

What the hell is wrong with people?  :-X

RedLady1991

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2202 on: 17 January 2012, 11:39:02 pm »
"please can i rape you"

Got to be the most disgusting one, immediately put the phone down.

"do you like curry flavoured cock? i show you curry lollipop" ...  that one made me giggle!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2203 on: 18 January 2012, 01:05:53 am »
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"do you like curry flavoured cock? i show you curry lollipop" ...  that one made me giggle!
Lol - tasty!!

Here's another silly idiot email I got after I replied & said I was free for bookings tomorrow afternoon:-

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meet me tom around 5 30 fr half h , high heels killers stockings , etc .. just want to meet to for drink nothing else i love take it slowly but first i have to see you and talk about ideas for the next time .. is that ok with you??
 
I realise this guy wants to meet up for half hour outcall (which I don't do), for free - for a drink. To discuss 'next time'. haha.
Unfortunately there won't be a next time 'cause there won't even be a 'first time'. Muppet. :)

EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2204 on: 18 January 2012, 08:09:28 am »
I realise this guy wants to meet up for half hour outcall (which I don't do), for free - for a drink. To discuss 'next time'. haha.
Unfortunately there won't be a next time 'cause there won't even be a 'first time'. Muppet. :)

Why oh why do they do that?

Why would I want to meet you in a bar for a drink, when I could meet you in my bedroom for cash?  Men are so dumb sometimes!
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