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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2115 on: 06 January 2012, 01:21:25 am »
Ok so I made a rare reverse bid........email back from the guy:


Thanks very much, in all honesty I'm looking for a new regular girl, the lovely lady I used to see moved back to oxford, so I'm kinda tring to find a beautiful lady who I get on well with, is good in bed and I can afford to come see me on a regular basis! Does that sound like something we might be able to come to an arrangement on? X
 


Am I being cynical in thinking he is looking for an instant discount?!


Not cynical at all. I really need to get out of this business, I'm beginning to hate men!
what a tosser.

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2116 on: 06 January 2012, 11:34:24 am »
from the wonder that is AW:

'Id love to be made to do something with a horse!!!! Is that mad?

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short answer.... 'yes'  ::)

Yep certifiable!



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2117 on: 06 January 2012, 01:08:26 pm »
Got this one yesterday......

Hope all is well

I'm interested in an overnight booking in London this week. This would be at a top hotel in central London, most likely around Kensington.

The night would include drinks and possibly a club for a little dirty dancing and further flirting. Then back to the hotel for some great sex.

A little about moi, I'm 28 and work in advertising - I think we'd have a superb night together. I'm not your suited and booted type, more skinny jeans and denim jacket, I'm basically a young guy with a very high sex drive :)

Are you able to do anything rates wise at all? I hate asking that! I've had overnighters in the past for ?250 - would this be possible?

I'm also on msn in you fancy a natter. wanker@hotmail.co.uk

I Look forward to hearing from you.


I think he'll be waiting a long time to hear from me

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2118 on: 06 January 2012, 02:09:51 pm »
In my experience, anyone who describes themselves as 'moi' without a trace of irony, or uses the word 'natter' is to be avoided, regardless of all the other knobheadly things he wrote in addition to those two words   ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2119 on: 06 January 2012, 03:03:54 pm »
"Let's have a natter about THIS, mate... I think you should move BACK to Shoreditch and book the escorts who charged TOI those cut-rate overnight fees.... and leave me be to the non-cheapskates!!xxx"

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2120 on: 06 January 2012, 09:13:43 pm »
?250 for an overnight?  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2121 on: 06 January 2012, 09:19:47 pm »
Got this one yesterday......

Hope all is well

I'm interested in an overnight booking in London this week. This would be at a top hotel in central London, most likely around Kensington.

The night would include drinks and possibly a club for a little dirty dancing and further flirting. Then back to the hotel for some great sex.

A little about moi, I'm 28 and work in advertising - I think we'd have a superb night together. I'm not your suited and booted type, more skinny jeans and denim jacket, I'm basically a young guy with a very high sex drive :)

Are you able to do anything rates wise at all? I hate asking that! I've had overnighters in the past for ?250 - would this be possible?

I'm also on msn in you fancy a natter. wanker@hotmail.co.uk

I Look forward to hearing from you.


I think he'll be waiting a long time to hear from me

Him! I used to webcam for him occasionally. That's an almost word-perfect copy of a message he sent me a year ago. Funnily enough a booking never appeared even after he decided I was "worth (my) usual rates".  ::)

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2122 on: 07 January 2012, 06:08:28 pm »
Just had this one -

'Do I get a discount because I have a tiny dick?'

Ummmm.... >:(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2123 on: 08 January 2012, 12:23:25 am »
Got this one yesterday......

Hope all is well

I'm interested in an overnight booking in London this week. This would be at a top hotel in central London, most likely around Kensington.

The night would include drinks and possibly a club for a little dirty dancing and further flirting. Then back to the hotel for some great sex.

A little about moi, I'm 28 and work in advertising - I think we'd have a superb night together. I'm not your suited and booted type, more skinny jeans and denim jacket, I'm basically a young guy with a very high sex drive :)

Are you able to do anything rates wise at all? I hate asking that! I've had overnighters in the past for ?250 - would this be possible?

I'm also on msn in you fancy a natter. wanker@hotmail.co.uk

I Look forward to hearing from you.


I think he'll be waiting a long time to hear from me

Him! I used to webcam for him occasionally. That's an almost word-perfect copy of a message he sent me a year ago. Funnily enough a booking never appeared even after he decided I was "worth (my) usual rates".  ::)

I was offered ?50 more about 6 months ago.  Obviously his finances are dropping ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2124 on: 08 January 2012, 12:44:46 am »
"What's your rates babe?".
 "All rates are on my profile as are all other details." I reply whilst thinking for what? A 30 minute incall, outcall to the nearest hotel, the moon? What?!
  "Ok so an hour is ?160?".
 "Yes." I'm already anticipating the discount query in the next message.
 "Would ya do it for ?80 seeing as it's me?". The tosser who I have never met before nor even had a brief chat on the phone with needless to say did not receive a text back and since has been saved in my phone as 'It's me, WANKER.'
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2125 on: 08 January 2012, 12:56:35 pm »
OMG I'm getting all the freaking cheapskates lately!
I get a guy wanting massage/HR, I tell him the price, he says....perfect.

Then he has the nerve to text me this:

"I don't really want a massage just for me to have a couple of wanks would you be able to do the for ?30? You don't have to touch me"

I often ignore these kind of texts but today I'd had enough of idiots. So I texted him back to say I don't negotiate on my clearly stated profile prices and I doubted he would find anyone to do it for that price.

What a pisstake!

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2126 on: 08 January 2012, 07:32:31 pm »
Speaking of idiots, just got this one -

'Hi, I have seen you a few times now, so do I get a discount?'

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2127 on: 08 January 2012, 08:19:17 pm »
"I don't really want a massage just for me to have a couple of wanks would you be able to do the for ?30? You don't have to touch me"

You're already not touching him for free - what more does he want?! ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2128 on: 08 January 2012, 08:43:15 pm »
Just had this one -

'Do I get a discount because I have a tiny dick?'

Ummmm.... >:(

"No, you have to pay more, because  you have a tiny dick."

EvaBeeva

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2129 on: 08 January 2012, 11:15:07 pm »
Just had this one -

'Do I get a discount because I have a tiny dick?'

Ummmm.... >:(

"No, you have to pay more, because  you have a tiny dick."

Agreed!  I never know what to do with them :-\
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