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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2055 on: 28 December 2011, 01:23:27 pm »
Had a guy today....brief chat on phone, get a BIG warning sign when:

Creepyguy: 'Will you be alone?'

Me: 'What do you mean thats an odd kind of question'

Creepierguy: 'I just meant are there other girls there'

Me : 'No'

Gets him off the phone asap and THINKS, defo not going to see this guy.  Waits to see if he confirms, he confirms late gives me the perfect excuse to say the appointment has gone.   He sends a pissy text back:

Creepierbytheminuteguy ' I thought we HAD AN ARRANGEMENT'

Stupidescortfortextingback 'Yes subject to confirmation'

CreepiestGuy: 'When are you available then'

Me: 'Not until tommorrow'

Creepiestguyinthewholeworld: 'Thats too late, can you recommend a friend'

What a cheeky lazy bugger!!!!!!

He also tried to get my full address immediately which of course I didn't give him, he then tried confirming initially 2 hours early to get the postcode out of me.  Funnily enough he got nothing!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2056 on: 28 December 2011, 01:26:20 pm »
Hahahahaahahahaha at "creepiestguyinthewholeworld"  ;D

Yes he does sound like creepiest! The makes your skin crawl type!

I got this today - (I'm sure many others did too!) -

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Please do not take offence to this, I only say this as I care for you and God (Allah) cares about you, i apologize if this is werid

Im not forcing you to do anything, its your choice, i jus wanna see the better life for u

I ask of you to please stop escorting, I've realised from myself and others that it's not good, we shouldn't put ourselfs this low as humans because we are better than that, you can become better than this.

You may think that I can make easy money here no problem, I got a beautiful body, help with my studys or with my rent etc etc but its dangerous at the same time, health and security

God had made you to be the best in this world for the next....which is heaven. I promise you God loves you, he cares for you because he says in the Quran:

"And Indeed We have HONOURED the children of Adam, and We have carried them over land and sea, and we have provided them with lawful and pure things. And we have preferred them above many of those whom We have created with a marked preference". (The Quran, Chapter 17, Verse 70)

Your status is ranked high by Allah, see how mericful and kind God is to us?

You might have thought Oh My God, what have I got myself into? How will I provide for myself otherwise? God says again in the Quran:

"And if you fear poverty, then Allah will enrich you, if he wills, out of his bounty. Surely, Allah is All-Knowing, All Wise." (The Quran, Chapter 9, Verse 28)

like i said its ur choice what u do, i aint forcing u but if you wanted a way out then u hav these options:

1) stop escorting/massages...that way u dont harm yourself

2) stop escorting/massages...and turn to islam, u will hav a blessful and modest lifestyle which god will support u at all times, he will giv u money from sources we couldnt imagine

again i aplogize if i have made you angry, i aint forcing this on u...its ur choice...i jus wanna see the best for u thats it

take care
"Good things come to those who hustle" Anais Nin

Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2057 on: 28 December 2011, 01:37:57 pm »
But Lou How can you resist the URGE to turn your back on sex work and convert?! 
I'm sure there will be a long line of ladies ahead of you  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2058 on: 28 December 2011, 01:44:46 pm »
Christ, that's a bit strong.
*gags*

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2059 on: 28 December 2011, 02:12:42 pm »
*head desk*

I already have template answer for christian/bible nutters. Don't tell me I need another one for muslims? Right, and buddhist are next in the line...  :D
"Living never wore one out so much as the effort not to live." Anais Nin

LouLou37

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2060 on: 28 December 2011, 03:59:44 pm »
Hahaha - the first thing I thought to myself is - Well why are you on a paid sex site?  :-\ x
"Good things come to those who hustle" Anais Nin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2061 on: 28 December 2011, 04:01:38 pm »
Ha ha ha :D

I got sent this recently (by a friend, not a client, lordie!)  http://www.followthissite.com/list-of-sins.php
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused

kimba

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2062 on: 28 December 2011, 07:27:11 pm »
I had quite a few of the; " Hey, merry xmas Kim! Hope you're having a gud 'un babe?" texts over the weekend - some of them from numbers no longer stored in my phone ( been too long since they last booked..)

To these I replied; " Great thanks! Who is this btw? "
Most guys texted straight back with their name - one didn't, but continued to text me rambling smalltalk. I suspected a guy I have seen about 3 or 4 times who had become increasingly difficult and I had removed him from my phone contacts. I didn't reply and went out on a booking.

The next morning: Former Client: Do one
                                        Feisty 'Pro who is old enough to know better  ::): I havn't a clue who you are so I suggest you take your own advice. Silly Boy.
                                        FC: Go die while sucking cock u dirty little hoe

Sorry about the grisly ending on what is a light hearted thread, I'm just posting this as a warning to all of us who can't resist getting into combat with the cretins that waste our time daily.
It wouldn't have bothered me at all if it was a complete stranger ( I'm sure we all get those from time to time ), but I later called him witheld and sure enough I recognised his voice immediately as a former client.

I know it's only nasty words from an idiot, but it ruined my day as I wondered how pretty vile some guys can be, and - oh yes! - according to him - He was a 'Male Escort' over in Marbella for a time!  Pot and kettle spring to mind here ::)

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2063 on: 29 December 2011, 11:07:50 am »
I had a fantastic one last night!  :D

A guy contacted me through AW, saying he was a top Hollywood casting agent, and would offer me a big role in his next major movie, if I saw him for free. LOL!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2064 on: 29 December 2011, 11:17:15 am »
Ladies should learn to love their pussies, it is - afterall - the place that gives you lots of pleasure AND produces beautiful children!

I totally agree!  I have seen a lot of pussy and I've never seen an ugly one.   I love mine, I think it's very pretty and my husband agrees (obviously or he wouldn't be allowed access to it)  :D


I can't see mine easily ... diet commences!
Every pussy a is a beautiful and unique snowflake, and never forget that. Pussy power woo!

SNOWFLAKE! Love it, thats cheered me up no end after a rather somehow stressful booking with a regular (think we were both shattered).  Good news is to anyone who's interested, hopefully I'm finally back to work properly (touch wood)!
I am going to go and have a bath and admire my snowflake  :)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2065 on: 29 December 2011, 03:04:17 pm »
I had a fantastic one last night!  :D

A guy contacted me through AW, saying he was a top Hollywood casting agent, and would offer me a big role in his next major movie, if I saw him for free. LOL!

I hope you said yes! :D ;)
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2066 on: 29 December 2011, 11:50:55 pm »
Hi

Do you wanna know my fantasy?

I adore elder women with experience!

I want you to be my mummy or teacher and show me how to fuck and how to
please a women?

Im looking to spend time with you to build my confidence and experience in
sex!

Take me by the hand to your room!

I want us to both be in bed, show me how to take your knickers and bra off
and show me to to suck your tits and play with them.

I want you to undo my belt and play with my cock and give me oral sex,
then I want us to have sex. Show me how to do doggy, missionery cow girl
and other positions making sure you teach me how to fuck your pussy really
good just the way you like it.

I want us to both have a great time in bed so by the end of the session i
have learn't somthing.

Looking forward to hearing from you

By the way, Your Fit!!!

Take care.


***I lost interest at the "Do you want to know my fantasy" and said out loud, 'No not really"

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2067 on: 30 December 2011, 03:48:38 am »
I really must go to bed and not wind up silly timewasters when I'm bored!

AWbigcockpics:-   Hi babe...your pics are sexy.

Me: Thank you, do you want to make a booking?

AWbigcockpics: your welcome sexy. you like big young cock ??

Me: What I like is being self employed and earning money, Do you want to make a booking?

AWbigcockpics: take that as a yes lol you have lovely ass x

Me: Again, thank you, I agree, it's a lovely ass....so do you want to make a booking?

AWbigcockpics: is it and is 26 too young lol did you see pics of my cock on my profile
page ?? x

Me (starting to get bored now!): Yes I saw the pics.

AWbigcockpics: ha . did you like wat you saw . cant sleep too horny lol how come your up
so late x

Me: No hated the pics ... I'm a lesbian.

AWbigcockpics: oh rite . nite den

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2068 on: 30 December 2011, 12:45:38 pm »

Me: No hated the pics ... I'm a lesbian.

AWbigcockpics: oh rite . nite den

HA!! I just laughed out LOUD at this!!!!! ;D ;D

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2069 on: 30 December 2011, 04:26:00 pm »
I really must go to bed and not wind up silly timewasters when I'm bored!

AWbigcockpics:-   Hi babe...your pics are sexy.

Me: Thank you, do you want to make a booking?

AWbigcockpics: your welcome sexy. you like big young cock ??

Me: What I like is being self employed and earning money, Do you want to make a booking?

AWbigcockpics: take that as a yes lol you have lovely ass x

Me: Again, thank you, I agree, it's a lovely ass....so do you want to make a booking?

AWbigcockpics: is it and is 26 too young lol did you see pics of my cock on my profile
page ?? x

Me (starting to get bored now!): Yes I saw the pics.

AWbigcockpics: ha . did you like wat you saw . cant sleep too horny lol how come your up
so late x

Me: No hated the pics ... I'm a lesbian.

AWbigcockpics: oh rite . nite den

HAHAHAHA! Brilliant!