And the other asked if I could supply him with Class A substances during our appointment - what the hell?

I used to get that all the time.  I'm happy to take drugs with a client (well obviously not anymore or my husband would kill me) but that doesn't mean I carry them or even use them in my private life.  I think clients struggle to separate the 'job' from the 'girl'. 

Anyone ever just get a client send you a picture of their cock and a question mark? =/
(I should have replied saying "I don't know, IS it?")

The "to" field had about 30 e-mails in it so it was undoubtedly just someone getting kicks.... or maybe mistaking us for sexual health workers, I dunno.

YES! It;s just so random too, and most of the time they're ugly cocks.

I've never seen one 

I've never seen one 

Really!?  Yes so most of them are just disgusting but I believe I have seen one or two that I would consider nice in my time...

It's vagina's I think look horrid!  lol... been told, "it's so pretty!" - mhm, I bet you say that to all the girls!  Actually, my last client just sat and gazed at it for 5 minutes, it was a rather awkward silence.

Oh I agree...I think mine looks like road kill...I hate it! How men like it I've no idea! LOL

Aw, LOL, I don't think it does


Ladies should learn to love their pussies, it is - afterall - the place that gives you lots of pleasure AND produces beautiful children! I don't think mine's one of the "pretty" ones, but she serves me well, and has a mind of her own...

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 21 December 2011, 07:23:46 am

Ladies should learn to love their pussies, it is - afterall - the place that gives you lots of pleasure AND produces beautiful children!

I totally agree!  I have seen a lot of pussy and I've never seen an ugly one.   I love mine, I think it's very pretty and my husband agrees (obviously or he wouldn't be allowed access to it) 

Every pussy a is a beautiful and unique snowflake, and never forget that. Pussy power woo!

Quote from: EvaBeeva on 21 December 2011, 04:03:44 pm

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 21 December 2011, 07:23:46 am

Ladies should learn to love their pussies, it is - afterall - the place that gives you lots of pleasure AND produces beautiful children!

I totally agree!  I have seen a lot of pussy and I've never seen an ugly one.   I love mine, I think it's very pretty and my husband agrees (obviously or he wouldn't be allowed access to it) 

Every pussy a is a beautiful and unique snowflake, and never forget that. Pussy power woo!

SNOWFLAKE! Love it, thats cheered me up no end after a rather somehow stressful booking with a regular (think we were both shattered).  Good news is to anyone who's interested, hopefully I'm finally back to work properly (touch wood)!
I am going to go and have a bath and admire my snowflake 

Oh, that may not bode well for me then - I have just added a ' no anal-play' ( except strap-on  ) disclaimer to my website. I am sick to death of stray index fingers stabbing rudely at my bottom hole  when this has never been discussed or consented upon.
 I mean, I wouldn't mind so much, but they ALWAYS then proceed to swap to my er other hole  without so much as a cursory wipe on a baby wipe!
 Enough!!:-[