Aw, Jane... that really is Euw!! 

I've got the alarm bells ringing.  Potential punter on AW last night seemed legit enough, explained to him that I wouldn't be available for either incall or outcall until later today due to other commitments but give him my number, primarily so I could get his number and do a pre-agreement of any kind security check with it.  Logged in this morning to find 4 messages on AW none of which made any sense and, one just said "which is ur fav"... erm, fav what??

Today, at work, phone is left on by accident.  Oops, he's calling and texting even though I had said that I wasn't contactable until at least 2pm.  Well I'm home early and I don't think I'm going to bother responding to him at all now. 

Maybe not how to book an escort but certainly not how to respect a person if you've been told something which you repeatedly ignore. Argh!

There are so many out there!  I wish it didn't take so much effort to ignore them 

You know what I get a lot?  Guys who keep ringing but don't make bookings.  Like I mean they ring and ring and ring, but every time I try to tie them down to a booking they come up with something ridiculous.  Eventually I stop answering their calls.  Unfortunately this time he's started calling on an unknown number and a lot!

I never answer unknown numbers; couple of times I've answered guys ringing on withheld by accident and they are always totally amazed I won't take a booking from them   

I've spoken to a guy 3/4 times and since then got a load of Unknown number calls.  I finally answered one today (in frustration) and it was him!  He's young and wants to have sex in an empty office building    Er, no!

Today i get a call from a man wanting a six hour booking, to take me for coffee and lunch then spend it at home , he would come quick  then i was to spend the remaining time getting him hard again  for the next time which accordiing to him would take some hours !

So being a prossie automatically makes you a drug dealer, nice! You should have ground him up a paracetamol and sold it him, at least you'd know he certainly wasn't on drugs during the booking :-)

I know, I can only assume it's because of the stereotypical streetwalker image - specifically that they have a drug habit and are pimped out by some dodgy dealer, a la 'every Martina Cole book ever written'

It annoys me because personally I feel sorry for streetwalkers, they are generally victims of circumstance and society. However I don't feel sorry for me, I choose to do this over reasonably paid professional work.

Rant over, let the failed-escort-booking-mocking continue...