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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1995 on: 17 December 2011, 12:16:37 am »

OMG-- "king--" took me into group and then sent me a TEXT saying he couldn't take me private because his mum was WASHING him whilst he watched me... urgh.


THAT'S THE ONE! He SAYS he disabled and his mum does everything, then you get emails after from "mum" thanking you and saying that she'll make sure he's in bed next time so she can play...

I think it's a fantasist, but whatever, it's one that I will NEVER meet....

(he says he's in Belfast)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1996 on: 17 December 2011, 12:19:26 am »
Ah!  A fetish I never thought of before... having their mother's heavily involved in their sex-lives.  

I can see how it can be difficult for disabled people to lead lives where they don't have to depend heavily on relatives etc...

But all I'm thinking is that I'm probably going to end up with a request to use a strap-on with some guys mother while he watches.

I've not been on cam for a little while, even though I've bought myself a nice new HD webcam and need to try it out, but this conversation's putting me off it lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1997 on: 17 December 2011, 12:26:24 am »
Ah!  A fetish I never thought of before... having their mother's heavily involved in their sex-lives.  

I can see how it can be difficult for disabled people to lead lives where they don't have to depend heavily on relatives etc...

But all I'm thinking is that I'm probably going to end up with a request to use a strap-on with some guys mother while he watches.

I've not been on cam for a little while, even though I've bought myself a nice new HD webcam and need to try it out, but this conversation's putting me off it lol

Can I draw everybody's attention to our new camming board here in the AW section? I've moved across what I can for now, and a proper Sticky will be written for it asap but in the meantime can we now please stop cluttering other threads and sections with webcam stuff which doesn't have anything to do with escorting?

The posts (or what I could find for the time being) from this thread which pertain to webcam prats rather than escort ones have been moved to create a new thread here.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1998 on: 17 December 2011, 12:28:18 am »
Sorry Amy,

Was just an after thought I stuck in there that went on from the conversation that related to potential clients mentioning their mothers.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1999 on: 17 December 2011, 12:31:49 am »
Ah!  A fetish I never thought of before... having their mother's heavily involved in their sex-lives.  

I can see how it can be difficult for disabled people to lead lives where they don't have to depend heavily on relatives etc...

But all I'm thinking is that I'm probably going to end up with a request to use a strap-on with some guys mother while he watches.

I've not been on cam for a little while, even though I've bought myself a nice new HD webcam and need to try it out, but this conversation's putting me off it lol

Can I draw everybody's attention to our new camming board here in the AW section? I've moved across what I can for now, and a proper Sticky will be written for it asap but in the meantime can we now please stop cluttering other threads and sections with webcam stuff which doesn't have anything to do with escorting?

The posts (or what I could find for the time being) from this thread which pertain to webcam prats rather than escort ones have been moved to create a new thread here.

OK - is there a thread for "How not to chat up a webcam host"? If not, I want to start one ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2000 on: 17 December 2011, 01:48:56 am »
River, I keep forgetting you're a gamer!  Just got the xbox 360 up and running again after having to get a new TV (the old one didn't like the 360)...
Don't have MW3 yet (though it is sitting in a pile of wrapped presents and tempted to buy another copy and open that present lol) but have been ignoring my work phone a bit too much for the past 2 days now I'm back to playing COD4 - Oops! Freaking gutted I couldn't recover an old gamer tag though.
MW3 is brill; I hope you like it.
COD4 is brill, too. That was the game that brought me back into gaming
{as opposed to on the Game :)}
I loved the Overgrown, Backlot and Creek maps in multiplayer,
esp in creek, getting on top of the roof with a sniper rifle...brill!
I sucked at Wetwork, on the container ship.
I just don't have the reactions...
I play on-line with friends in the evenings.
My mike keeps cutting off, intermittently.
They keep telling me to buy a new one....
When I'm actually pulling the plug out to take a work call!

Oh what lives we lead! :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2001 on: 17 December 2011, 01:04:19 pm »
"I'm Jamie and i have a reputation around Adult Work for being the guy who makes your phone ring.

I'm doing a great offer this month....

?99 you will get a DISC with the following content:

up to 500 Photos

up to 5 Edited Videos

1 x Intro Sexy Intro Video with Music

1 x Word Document with your profile written and it will be written using Adult Works BBcoding for Heading, Bold Letters ect.


If required a new profile set up with all your photos/videos uploaded and i do this too.

How this works, we meet for 3-4 Hours maybe less and then it takes a full day to edit and upload.. ALL FOR ?99.

I'm Available next week!!! So come on and book me and get your adult work career off to a great start in the new year with a fantastic new look to your profile !

Merry Christmas

Jamie"

I particularly liked the first line! x 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2002 on: 17 December 2011, 01:22:09 pm »
What an idiot :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2003 on: 18 December 2011, 10:28:32 pm »
I just had a very interesting one. A well-spoken man called and asked if he could buy my used condoms  :-\ I don't know if this is normal, but I'll admit to being intrigued. I said tht he was welcome to book an appointment and take the condom home with him afterwards, but he didn't seem keen. He wanted them used by other men, and suggested I dig through my bins and get them all out  :o Very odd...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2004 on: 18 December 2011, 10:47:15 pm »
.. but not unique.

The downside to saying yes is that if it gets out, you may find clients who don't want their semen used for someone's fetish avoiding you.
'The Ian formerly known as SW5'. What they said: "Indispensable", "You are our best resource", and (hours later!) "I'm afraid that you're being made redundant..."

Winding down YourEscortSite.com

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2005 on: 18 December 2011, 10:58:27 pm »
Exactly. I don't think I'll be indulging in his fantasy...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2006 on: 18 December 2011, 11:29:47 pm »
.. but not unique.

The downside to saying yes is that if it gets out, you may find clients who don't want their semen used for someone's fetish avoiding you.

Ew...  Actually thanks to you lot I had a look on Punternet recently, and couldn't miss the thread about taking away your own condom ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2007 on: 18 December 2011, 11:31:39 pm »
It is just so...bizarre... :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2008 on: 19 December 2011, 04:45:53 am »
he SAYS he disabled and his mum does everything, then you get emails after from "mum" thanking you and saying that she'll make sure he's in bed next time so she can play...

Jesus, GFE is one thing, but mother-in-law experience.......not a service I plan to be offering/accepting any time soon  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #2009 on: 19 December 2011, 10:12:17 am »
he SAYS he disabled and his mum does everything, then you get emails after from "mum" thanking you and saying that she'll make sure he's in bed next time so she can play...

Jesus, GFE is one thing, but mother-in-law experience.......not a service I plan to be offering/accepting any time soon  ;D

ROFL now that is bizarre
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