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MISS RUBY

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1980 on: 14 December 2011, 09:29:38 pm »
email of the evening...from aw male ...  Hi i saw you are working from 1pm on monday could i see you at 11am !!!
to which i replied , i do have clients who can comprehend simple information, you do seem not to be able to do this, please contact another escort who may be free at 11am! I have since blocked him  on aw!!! goes by the user name shorty 3   .....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1981 on: 14 December 2011, 10:44:40 pm »
email of the evening...from aw male ...  Hi i saw you are working from 1pm on monday could i see you at 11am !!!
to which i replied , i do have clients who can comprehend simple information, you do seem not to be able to do this, please contact another escort who may be free at 11am! I have since blocked him  on aw!!! goes by the user name shorty 3   .....

Oooo he has sent me a message too! He doesn't make alot of sense, does he? I didn't bother replying...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1982 on: 14 December 2011, 11:19:09 pm »
Never fails to amaze me how many girls on here have had messages from the same people on there... I mean, considering how many girls there are ON there compared to on here, they must be sending them e-mails out!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1983 on: 15 December 2011, 09:35:51 am »
My phone rang at 2:46 am last night from an unknown number.  I blearily got out of bed to turn my phone on silent and completely forgot again until I checked my phone this morning.

There on my phone, was a msg from 2:47 am saying Hi. Would you be available now?  Thing is I only have amex...  Cheers 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1984 on: 15 December 2011, 09:39:02 am »
My phone rang at 2:46 am last night from an unknown number.  I blearily got out of bed to turn my phone on silent and completely forgot again until I checked my phone this morning.

There on my phone, was a msg from 2:47 am saying Hi. Would you be available now?  Thing is I only have amex...  Cheers 

Classic...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1985 on: 15 December 2011, 02:40:03 pm »
Where do they think we're gonna swipe it?  :P

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1986 on: 15 December 2011, 06:29:14 pm »
05:45 today
Early bird: How  much for half an hour?
Groggy Whore: ?120
Early bird: Oh, that's too much.
Groggy Whore: shrugs, thinks: at this time of the morning good luck matie. Rolls over, goes back to sleep.



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1987 on: 15 December 2011, 09:07:08 pm »
Amen sister!  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1988 on: 15 December 2011, 11:39:35 pm »
I had a text yesterday from a regular, an ok fella who's always stuck to the rules before....
'I'm sooooo bored! Can I come round for a coffee and a chat?'...
 Ok! I'll just put the kettle on! Bring the family along too why dontcha??? :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1989 on: 16 December 2011, 05:59:27 am »
05:45 today
Early bird: How  much for half an hour?
Groggy Whore: ?120
Early bird: Oh, that's too much.
Groggy Whore: shrugs, thinks: at this time of the morning good luck matie. Rolls over, goes back to sleep.
05:00 today
Early bird: How  much for half an hour?
Groggy Whore: ?200
Early bird: I rang last night, it was ?120
Groggy Whore: Okey
Early bird: That's too much, I was....
Groggy Whore: shrugs, hits BLOCKED LIST button...
« Last Edit: 23 January 2017, 11:09:08 pm by River »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1990 on: 16 December 2011, 09:25:05 pm »
Jodie!  You never fail to make me laugh.  Never have my phone on before 9:30 am... I absolutely hate mornings.  Should re-name myself Garfield.

Could be genuine but I've just had a message from someone saying that as a recent divorcee he's looking for a regular meet 2-3 hours and that I'll be paid by his mum!  Felt his requests were reasonable until he mentioned his mother.  Think it'll be one I won't reply to... then someone else can have that wonderfully awkward (or is it just me thinking that it wouldn't be a comfortable situation?) experience of taking money from a grown man's mum.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1991 on: 16 December 2011, 09:35:36 pm »
Jodie!  You never fail to make me laugh.  Never have my phone on before 9:30 am... I absolutely hate mornings.  Should re-name myself Garfield.

Could be genuine but I've just had a message from someone saying that as a recent divorcee he's looking for a regular meet 2-3 hours and that I'll be paid by his mum!  Felt his requests were reasonable until he mentioned his mother.  Think it'll be one I won't reply to... then someone else can have that wonderfully awkward (or is it just me thinking that it wouldn't be a comfortable situation?) experience of taking money from a grown man's mum.

Was this on AW, and does his ID begin with "king"?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1992 on: 16 December 2011, 10:01:24 pm »
He was from a local paper.
I left my phone on by mistake the first night.
Last night was on purpose as I had an 8am appointment and the client was coming
an hour and a half away. - I wanted a confirmation call when he left home.
That turned out to be a lovely appointment.
He'd previously ask for my sizes as he wanted to buy me some lingerie.  ::)
That usually makes me cringe. But with this client,
he brought me some rather lovely designer lingerie sets, all very tasteful
in pastel shades rather than reds and bright blues that men usually go for.
Very happy, but tired bunny.

Think I'll now go kill swarms of enemy troops trying to capture me in
Survival mode, MW3

Q. What do I think about during sex?
A. How I can survive past level 23; where attack dogs with explosives, Armoured troops and attack helicopters surround me.   ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1993 on: 16 December 2011, 10:26:25 pm »
Cat, it was on AW but his name didn't begin with "king".

Jodie, I keep forgetting you're a gamer!  Just got the xbox 360 up and running again after having to get a new TV (the old one didn't like the 360)...

Don't have MW3 yet (though it is sitting in a pile of wrapped presents and tempted to buy another copy and open that present lol) but have been ignoring my work phone a bit too much for the past 2 days now I'm back to playing COD4 - Oops! Freaking gutted I couldn't recover an old gamer tag though.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1994 on: 17 December 2011, 12:01:36 am »
Jodie!  You never fail to make me laugh.  Never have my phone on before 9:30 am... I absolutely hate mornings.  Should re-name myself Garfield.

Could be genuine but I've just had a message from someone saying that as a recent divorcee he's looking for a regular meet 2-3 hours and that I'll be paid by his mum!  Felt his requests were reasonable until he mentioned his mother.  Think it'll be one I won't reply to... then someone else can have that wonderfully awkward (or is it just me thinking that it wouldn't be a comfortable situation?) experience of taking money from a grown man's mum.

Was this on AW, and does his ID begin with "king"?


OMG-- "king--" took me into group and then sent me a TEXT saying he couldn't take me private because his mum was WASHING him whilst he watched me... urgh.