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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1920 on: 24 November 2011, 11:12:09 am »
Oh I've a ton of them.   ;D
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1921 on: 24 November 2011, 11:21:45 am »
"How much to punch your pussy for an hour" so I reply ?100 a half hour and I punch you in the face for free. Haha.
 Natalie Xx


LMAO Oh God that me laugh out loud.
  Either "punching your pussy" is a euphanism or that's a really odd request. Why would anyone want to do that?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1922 on: 24 November 2011, 11:31:08 am »
    Annoying identical frequent 'one line' text I get from various people

    • Mr 'no social skills': How big is ur cock
    • Jodie template reply: We were unable to deliver your SMS message.
      The recipient has this facility deactivated.Phone instead.
      This will be a free call.
Love it!  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1923 on: 24 November 2011, 11:56:39 am »
Had a strange one this week.
This guy has called me EVERY DAY for the last 5 days, asking the same questions -

1) where are you based?
2) how much for an hour?
3) howfar walk from station?
4) are you blonde or brunette now?

Etc. but he calls EVERY DAY. So odd.
 :-X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1924 on: 24 November 2011, 09:20:21 pm »
I just got a text that says:

"You have mail  :) "

and that's it. no name. non recognised number..oh and no mail! lol ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1925 on: 24 November 2011, 10:51:54 pm »
Had a strange one this week.
This guy has called me EVERY DAY for the last 5 days, asking the same questions -

1) where are you based?
2) how much for an hour?
3) howfar walk from station?
4) are you blonde or brunette now?

Etc. but he calls EVERY DAY. So odd.
 :-X

There might be something actually wrong with me, but after the second call I'd have been delighting in telling him different answers to the day before, to see if he questions it. By day 5, I'd have probably bought a small notebook to make sure I don't duplicate a response. I'm not really cut out for customer service....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1926 on: 25 November 2011, 12:45:46 am »
Hello,

Is it possible just to quickly stop by for between 1-5 minutes to simply 'make out' and give me a preview for a longer booking at later date and to give me something to fantasize about?

I completely understand if this does not interest you and you don't need to reply.

If you are, please mail me back and quote me a price

Thanks.

C.

My reply: LMAO! Thank you.

« Last Edit: 25 November 2011, 12:47:43 am by RR »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1927 on: 26 November 2011, 12:45:31 pm »
Had a strange one this week.
This guy has called me EVERY DAY for the last 5 days, asking the same questions -

1) where are you based?
2) how much for an hour?
3) howfar walk from station?
4) are you blonde or brunette now?

Etc. but he calls EVERY DAY. So odd.
 :-X

There might be something actually wrong with me, but after the second call I'd have been delighting in telling him different answers to the day before, to see if he questions it. By day 5, I'd have probably bought a small notebook to make sure I don't duplicate a response. I'm not really cut out for customer service....

Haha I'd have totally done that too! I got two new pairs of glasses once and on the bus home this guy was checking me out, and so every time he looked away I kept changing which pair I was wearing but acting totally naturally. His face each time was hilarious.

... I'm very special.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1928 on: 28 November 2011, 11:18:51 am »
Haha those are hilarious, can so relate to the 'open c2c bbe' messages!

Got this email though a few days ago and made me smile a bit (because of the poor grammar but also you have to scroll down on my page to get my email!

hi lexi... you are simple super... and i would like to spend some time with you in bed.... i didnt get the amount details in the website... can you tell the hourly rates... and sizes about you.

see u soon...sexy

grrr does slightly annoy me!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1929 on: 28 November 2011, 08:29:47 pm »
Rude man: (barks down the phone): ARE YOU WORKING?
Me: Excuse me?
Rude man: (still barking) - ARE YOU WORKING?
Me: Well hello, thanks for your lovely introduction, it is such a pleasure to take a call from someone with such manners.
Rude man: Oh, sorry.
Me: Ok, goodbye (hangs up)

Rude man tries calling twice, I ignore it.

Rude man texts: Can we start again?
Me texts: So that you can pretend to be someone with manners?

No reply, excellent result. Blacklisted.

Thanks goodness I have sky box live pause for the Come Dine With Me Sunday arvy marathon.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1930 on: 29 November 2011, 12:48:22 am »
Various texts today from this one...

I want one hour
I want wisit you 160 ok
Way not answer
Way not anser u name ruby i want wisit you
Call me
i want wisit you
Way u not anser big cow

And yes, this IS the punter that every BBW Escort in London knows only too well. You're bound to recognise his  immortal prose straight away because you probably have him on your TW list too!

R xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1931 on: 29 November 2011, 07:57:35 am »
Rude man: (barks down the phone): ARE YOU WORKING?
Me: Excuse me?
Rude man: (still barking) - ARE YOU WORKING?
Me: Well hello, thanks for your lovely introduction, it is such a pleasure to take a call from someone with such manners.
Rude man: Oh, sorry.
Me: Ok, goodbye (hangs up)

Rude man tries calling twice, I ignore it.

Rude man texts: Can we start again?
Me texts: So that you can pretend to be someone with manners?

No reply, excellent result. Blacklisted.

Thanks goodness I have sky box live pause for the Come Dine With Me Sunday arvy marathon.
Oh I absolutely hate this type of caller. I always wonder if they were ringing for a doctors appointment or phoning for quotes on a car repair would they be so abrupt. I'm still undecided what makes them so bloody ignorant.
 I get callers like this constantly.
       Phone rings so I pick up and say hello.
 Dickhead: "Busy?"
  Me: "Excuse me?"
 Dickhead tuts: "I said are ya busy?"
 Me: "Busy?"
 Dickhead tuts and sighs: "Are you busy at the minute?"
  Me: "Busy? Who are you and what do you want?"
 Dickhead: "Got your number on the computer"
 Me: "Computer? What computer?"
 Dickhead: "Mine"
 Me: "How'd my number get on your computer?"
 Dickhead: " Was on that site"
 Me: "Ahh ok so it was on the internet and what site in particular?"
 Dickhead quotes the site.
 Me: "Right so what do you want?"
 Dickhead: "A quick cheap fuck"
 Me: "Don't you all. I meant what do you want ringing me. If you wanted to place a booking with myself there is protocol to follow which is clearly outlined on the site in which you obtained my number."
 I proceeded to tell the git how annoying it is when someone rings and doesn't briefly introduce themselves and inform me of what they'd like and when and for how long.
 I'd just got so fed up of these crappy phone calls and even as I write this I am dreading checking my work phone as I know there's going to be so much more like it today.
 Ps: Another type are the guys who call and their opening line is "hey how are you?". Fair enough it's friendly enough but so bloody annoying. A simple "Hi I'm Alan I got your number from (whatever site) and am enquiring as to wether or not your free at 2pm tomorrow for an hour" is a much better way to make a call.
      Natalie Xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1932 on: 29 November 2011, 11:24:51 pm »
Just on cam...such a charmer, and so literate too!

BLEH: wont my number sexy wana meet u 4 real
CatBBW: please message me if you want a booking
BLEH: whos talking bookings im talking meeting 4 drink and maby more ie relationship
CatBBW: My husband won't allow that
BLEH: he can join in

*kicked him out*


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1933 on: 29 November 2011, 11:45:57 pm »
My phone, in about 20 minutes...
  • Potential caller - Hi Jodie. I recently saw your escort friend xyz.
    She suggested that I give you a call sometime. I've since checked out your site and AW profile.
    Your looks, services and fee all look great, so I'd like to make a booking.
    I'm interested in seeing you today for an hour. Either mid afternoon or after 7pm.

    Jodie - Are you totally insane to even suggest such a thing, today, 08/11/11?
    You do know what gets released today? Here's a clue >>>MW3<<<

Meanwhile,
Jodie's voicemail - I'm on the xbox right now; ...I may be some time...   ;D




Haha Jodie, your posts always make me HOWL with laughter.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1934 on: 30 November 2011, 10:36:10 am »

 Oh I absolutely hate this type of caller. I always wonder if they were ringing for a doctors appointment or phoning for quotes on a car repair would they be so abrupt. I'm still undecided what makes them so bloody ignorant.
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It just baffles me as well, it may be a 'service' they are purchasing, but it is a very intimate one, one would think that they might put just a tiny more effort in!

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