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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1905 on: 22 November 2011, 08:42:18 am »
Just when I was feeling left out.......got this email


Hi I require your remarks/opinion on a matter. As you are an escort and also well experienced which makes you perfect for providing a remark/opinion. Hunny if you are okay helping with it, can I put my matter? It wont take you more than 4mins:) :) :)but I?m sorry that I would not be able to pay or place any booking for it, and your opinion is to be free, but PLEASE, I would really appreciate it as it would help me loads.
btw u r damn sexy ;)
 
« Last Edit: 22 November 2011, 09:01:28 am by Mellow »

Rooby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1906 on: 22 November 2011, 12:28:20 pm »
My website has a 'Contact Me' function that sends me emails. I just got

'i love you so much you are very nice nice boobs every thing is nice'


31 times and my phone almost exploded!

R xx

Your Tera

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1907 on: 22 November 2011, 02:11:33 pm »
My website has a 'Contact Me' function that sends me emails. I just got

'i love you so much you are very nice nice boobs every thing is nice'


31 times and my phone almost exploded!

R xx

C'mon, Rooby... rumour has it that you ARE very nice boobs!!! ;-) xx

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1908 on: 22 November 2011, 03:57:25 pm »
What an imbecile haha  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1909 on: 22 November 2011, 04:51:45 pm »
'The Ian formerly known as SW5'. What they said: "Indispensable", "You are our best resource", and (hours later!) "I'm afraid that you're being made redundant..."

Winding down YourEscortSite.com

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1910 on: 22 November 2011, 09:43:58 pm »
How not to persuade an escort to live in your house and provide services for free.

sweetie

i live in sutton, london zone 5, in a 2 bedroom modern flat. i wish to offer you one of my nice bedrooms in exchange for intimacy. between the two of us we will share the entire house. you will live-in completely free, so you do not have to pay any rent or any household bills

my basic requirements are that you should be trustworthy and must not be into any bad habits like drugs or alcohal etc. also you cannot use the house for bringing in clients, but you can meet clients outside the house anytime you desire

i am not looking for sex. in fact i had a tourist girl stay at my home for short while and was offended when i refused to have sex with her. i will love to have sex once i feel comfortable with you and only if i wear a condom

i fancy things like kissing and fondling and seeing you nude etc. i am 34 and do a nice respectable job in a company

if interested we can speak / meet whichever way you prefer

kisses
loverboy

Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1911 on: 22 November 2011, 11:17:09 pm »
Text: Hello I am Like you can over night when book please let X

My only Reply (for my own humour really): Where are you?

Text: I am live in London

Text: Can tomorrow come London 11am in And 3 on leave pay *my overnight rate*!!!

Text: I am not Joke.. What think plan !

I should point out I live in Scotland and would expect more than my very cheap overnight rate to travel to london but I'd probably expect more than 11 hours notice too!  ::) ::) ::)

and well many other things, my high expectations are a real bitch lol   ::)



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1912 on: 22 November 2011, 11:35:03 pm »
great and someone just phoned me for Brighton tomorrow!  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1913 on: 23 November 2011, 01:55:00 am »
Just when I was feeling left out.......got this email


Hi I require your remarks/opinion on a matter. As you are an escort and also well experienced which makes you perfect for providing a remark/opinion. Hunny if you are okay helping with it, can I put my matter? It wont take you more than 4mins:) :) :)but I?m sorry that I would not be able to pay or place any booking for it, and your opinion is to be free, but PLEASE, I would really appreciate it as it would help me loads.
btw u r damn sexy ;)
 


Think he has covered most escorts on AW at least once.  He has been working his way through English ones, and he has emailed girls in NI too.  He even had the audacity to email on two different occasions - a week apart - even after I had told him to f*** off.  He's blocked now. Silly twat.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1914 on: 23 November 2011, 08:25:43 am »
Just when I was feeling left out.......got this email


Hi I require your remarks/opinion on a matter. As you are an escort and also well experienced which makes you perfect for providing a remark/opinion. Hunny if you are okay helping with it, can I put my matter? It wont take you more than 4mins:) :) :)but I?m sorry that I would not be able to pay or place any booking for it, and your opinion is to be free, but PLEASE, I would really appreciate it as it would help me loads.
btw u r damn sexy ;)
 


Think he has covered most escorts on AW at least once.  He has been working his way through English ones, and he has emailed girls in NI too.  He even had the audacity to email on two different occasions - a week apart - even after I had told him to f*** off.  He's blocked now. Silly twat.

I was telling my friend about this the other day and then yesterday she got the email!!! She replied asking what it was a she's nosey Lol. Wonder if I'll be next, if not should I be offended haha.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1915 on: 23 November 2011, 12:12:09 pm »
Just when I was feeling left out.......got this email


Hi I require your remarks/opinion on a matter. As you are an escort and also well experienced which makes you perfect for providing a remark/opinion. Hunny if you are okay helping with it, can I put my matter? It wont take you more than 4mins:) :) :)but I?m sorry that I would not be able to pay or place any booking for it, and your opinion is to be free, but PLEASE, I would really appreciate it as it would help me loads.
btw u r damn sexy ;)
 


Think he has covered most escorts on AW at least once.  He has been working his way through English ones, and he has emailed girls in NI too.  He even had the audacity to email on two different occasions - a week apart - even after I had told him to f*** off.  He's blocked now. Silly twat.

I received this one yesterday!  He's really doing the rounds lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1916 on: 23 November 2011, 12:31:03 pm »
How not to persuade an escort to live in your house and provide services for free.

sweetie

i live in sutton, london zone 5, in a 2 bedroom modern flat. i wish to offer you one of my nice bedrooms in exchange for intimacy. between the two of us we will share the entire house. you will live-in completely free, so you do not have to pay any rent or any household bills

my basic requirements are that you should be trustworthy and must not be into any bad habits like drugs or alcohal etc. also you cannot use the house for bringing in clients, but you can meet clients outside the house anytime you desire

i am not looking for sex. in fact i had a tourist girl stay at my home for short while and was offended when i refused to have sex with her. i will love to have sex once i feel comfortable with you and only if i wear a condom

i fancy things like kissing and fondling and seeing you nude etc. i am 34 and do a nice respectable job in a company

if interested we can speak / meet whichever way you prefer

kisses
loverboy


He messaged me before  and i am based in Southampton!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1917 on: 23 November 2011, 07:55:07 pm »
How not to persuade an escort to live in your house and provide services for free.

sweetie

i live in sutton, london zone 5, in a 2 bedroom modern flat. i wish to offer you one of my nice bedrooms in exchange for intimacy. between the two of us we will share the entire house. you will live-in completely free, so you do not have to pay any rent or any household bills

my basic requirements are that you should be trustworthy and must not be into any bad habits like drugs or alcohal etc. also you cannot use the house for bringing in clients, but you can meet clients outside the house anytime you desire

i am not looking for sex. in fact i had a tourist girl stay at my home for short while and was offended when i refused to have sex with her. i will love to have sex once i feel comfortable with you and only if i wear a condom

i fancy things like kissing and fondling and seeing you nude etc. i am 34 and do a nice respectable job in a company

if interested we can speak / meet whichever way you prefer

kisses
loverboy


I got the exact same email!!!! Idiot!  :-\

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1918 on: 24 November 2011, 12:16:07 am »
    Annoying identical frequent 'one line' text I get from various people

  • My template reply: We were unable to deliver your SMS message.
    The recipient has this facility deactivated. Please phone instead.
    This will be a free call.
« Last Edit: 23 January 2017, 07:03:55 pm by River »

Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1919 on: 24 November 2011, 11:03:53 am »
    Annoying identical frequent 'one line' text I get from various people

    • Mr 'no social skills': How big is ur cock
    • Jodie template reply: We were unable to deliver your SMS message.
      The recipient has this facility deactivated.Phone instead.
      This will be a free call.
Loving the template![/list]
« Last Edit: 24 November 2011, 11:19:52 am by Mellow »