txt convo

idiot; hi can i see you today

me; yes what time hun

idiot; dont know yet give me your addy and ill come round when im passing

me; byeeeeee


yeh as if im gunna do that bloody idiot lol

Um, confirmation phone calls are good too 

Well I can partly put this down to my being in a good mood yesterday as I'd just seen 2 really nice clients.........

Phonecall ......in which I get asked a series of questions, He never intended to book but I think was just waiting for me to say no after a series of questions about increasingly 'specialist services' most of which I don't provide.  I kept saying this is on my website......but for some reason I got caught up in a conversation anyway......stupid me. 

Then I get a text along the lines of  'if you don't like dirty things why are you a fucking whore'

Charming.
For some reason this made me totally forget about the 2 nice clients and I hadn't even seen the damm guy.

Subject: hello
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hi sweety,can you give pee in mouth?

... Did you read my profile?


Subject: tonight
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please let me know if you can be coming to pub with me tonight to fuck in the toilets. 30min GFE.

...GFE for 30 mins... In a TOILET. Umm, what?


Subject: hey..........
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yes wish to book u

... Oh that's nice dear... So do many others... Glad you feel the same!

Subject: Meat
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Hey babe, sure you can't be tempted to a quick one before you go out? ;-)
x

...Sure I would love to see you on my night off... Particularly want to 'meat' you too...

Subject: offer for today
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Good morning.
I'm looking for an amazing blowjob this morning for an hour.
It would need to be at my flat near Stockwell tube station.

I'm not looking for full sex, just a bj, and probably wont last too long!!
Would you consider it for ?70?

Hope to hear from you

... Oh... Of course... Like my blowjobs are worth less than my hourly rate...

Subject: Captivating overnight london
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I am captivating personality cascaded with true sexual handsomeness. You cascade personality and you are quite pretty too. I could cascade your vagina with semen that captivates from penis. You imitate me.

...No, I did not make that one up... I thought it nice that a true sexual handsome man would be interested in a girl that's 'quite pretty'.

"I am looking for a woman with your obvious sexy look that she is will say yes to my proposal.
I will pay for the air tickets, the hotel and the food for 28 of October till 1 of November so she come here where I am living (Corfu Greece) and in return she provide me with her services....
Please either you are interesting or not answer to me today so we can arange it and I book the tickets.

Thanks."

I'm just not interesting enough. 

I've had this one, I think... Either that or there's plenty of perves in Greece who think we girls would enjoy sitting in a hotel room waiting to provide them with our services...

---> Earlier on this month...

Can yo do tomorrow morning in dartford about 830am?

Want 3 of us to fill all your holes, film it and cum over your face. 200 quid cum twice with all that.

---> Last night...

Can you come to dartford on thursday. 5 guys this time. 200 quid. You still okay with that?



WTF does this eejit think he is playing at? Couldn't have hit the block button fast enough!!!!!!!

Urgh:-(
Will be 7 tomorrow...oh no you blocked him...good!
What a tosser. :-(

I get a call today goes like this " do you fuck mummy!!?"
i said  "no i dont ".
he says "please can you dress as mummy for me !"
i said its not a role play i do. call ends ..  .. rather weird .dont feel like dressing up as a mans mother to be fucked !!!!
Ruby  

I genuinely had a call yesterday from a client:

Him: Do you do roleplay?
Me: Yes, it's right there on my AW profile.
Him: So if say I asked you to dress up like a native American, like cowboys and Indians....
Me:   Um....sure (I start to wonder where the hell I'd get attire like that) anything particular of that sort?
Him: Oh the usual, head dress, feathers, facepaint.

I hope he doesn't want to do some sort of friggin' ritual.
 Just call me Pocahontas