i do see couples  and this now sounds bloody awfull but  i have to like the woman and be on the same level you know same age or younger and can have a bit of laugh   
 
the reason being and please dont laugh at me  i saw one couple years ago and she was horrible , she lay there like a fucking dead fish  being gutted and ready to be put in the deep fat fryer i really really had no idea if she was enjoying it or not and she didnt want me to touch her husband either so  that was the one time i really really felt that i had earnt my money
   
Plus she was not shaven and i was plucking f......ng hair out of my teeth for f..... ages AGHHHH

I have no probs with male  clients, big men, big men, fat men, skinny men,  smelly dicks ciggaret breath b.o in fact  just about anything i have no probems with  and  i have a whores ability to have a  hardend stomache and nose  that dosnt really take in smells   but this woman honestly it was the only time in my life that i honeslty thought about giving up
 
i wouldnt see couples  again for quite a while after this really really put me off and they kept ringing afterwards wanting to see me again saying how much his wife enjoyed it   I was so tempted to say  really  i thought she was dead and  that you  had defrosted her specially for me ....... 


Oh and the one couple that i saw that started having a domestic argument  she wanted to know why he was doing stuff to me that he didnt do to her ......... 

     

Got this today.....

Hi, Im arriving in Edinburgh late tonight and would love some company, seen your porfile, wow I love the thought of making someone squirt, must be with my bare cock though.

If your intererested in coming to see me late tonight in Edinburgh hotel then let me know

Thanks

Nick xxx

Why are some men such complete f****** p*****
 

This just arrived....

Hi.. I want to sex ... Tonight... I'm in london .. where I come???

Oh so tempting...
R xx

LOL......yeh send him my way.
His command of the english language would make it soooo seductive...NOT

Text message sent sometime in the early hours:

'Hi, just had a great wank to your voicemail!'

I replied; 'Thanks for letting me know. Wanker. '

haha
I once had a voicemail sent in the early hours (luckily I didnt get it till the morning after) ' - went something like this:

Loud drunken (mumbling) voice:  " You want to be fucked by a big black c*** don't you, you whore"

Hmmm as someone else said..sooo tempting

"Hello, I genuinely want to give you 1 million. If you want to fulfill my fantasy of giving that amount to an escort, please accept. Why you? Youre hot...and lucky"

Oooh yes lucky me! Now what shall I do with my imaginary 1 million???

Text message sent sometime in the early hours:

'Hi, just had a great wank to your voicemail!'

I replied; 'Thanks for letting me know. Wanker. '

Lmao   at your response

And a call....

"Do you do sloppy seconds?"

Me - No

"Are you sure I couldn't wait outside..."

Me - No

Yuck yuck and double yuck
Click........on the knobhead list for him