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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1755 on: 10 October 2011, 10:28:24 am »
"You come to xyz town for a good hard fuck"

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natasha

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1756 on: 10 October 2011, 03:07:54 pm »
On Friday I had a guy call me asking if I was free on Sunday to go with him for lunch with his parents.  Basically he wanted me to act as his woman to please his parents or something like that.
    I don't mind earning money but I'd rather do it through what I offer, not sitting around in a strangers house feeling out of place and trying to answer awkward questions.

Needless to say I told him I couldn't.
The whole thin could have degenerated into one of those bad 'romcom' films!
God, that would be bizarre, sitting around the over cooked Sunday dinner, answering questions like 'so how did the two of you meet then?'
He couldn't have thought that one through. At all.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1757 on: 10 October 2011, 07:31:44 pm »
On Friday I had a guy call me asking if I was free on Sunday to go with him for lunch with his parents.  Basically he wanted me to act as his woman to please his parents or something like that.
    I don't mind earning money but I'd rather do it through what I offer, not sitting around in a strangers house feeling out of place and trying to answer awkward questions.

Needless to say I told him I couldn't.
The whole thin could have degenerated into one of those bad 'romcom' films!
God, that would be bizarre, sitting around the over cooked Sunday dinner, answering questions like 'so how did the two of you meet then?'
He couldn't have thought that one through. At all.

I remember a yellow pages advert that was exactly that!

One of the parents asked "Where did he find a girl like you" and the lady replied "In the phone book, under Angel Escorts" cue embarrassed looks lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1758 on: 11 October 2011, 08:04:27 am »
On Friday I had a guy call me asking if I was free on Sunday to go with him for lunch with his parents.  Basically he wanted me to act as his woman to please his parents or something like that.
    I don't mind earning money but I'd rather do it through what I offer, not sitting around in a strangers house feeling out of place and trying to answer awkward questions.

Needless to say I told him I couldn't.
The whole thin could have degenerated into one of those bad 'romcom' films!
God, that would be bizarre, sitting around the over cooked Sunday dinner, answering questions like 'so how did the two of you meet then?'
He couldn't have thought that one through. At all.

I know it would have been so awkward.  If he tried to get a different escort to do it I only hope said escort refused, or if they said yes that it went ok.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1759 on: 12 October 2011, 12:29:33 am »
I'm feeling childish today and I know that one shouldn't respond to timewasters....but...sometimes it's fun to be immature!

Chancer:  I'm a collegue from Spain and I will stay in England next week, I'm avaible if you will need somebody for meet a client that wants a couple.
I work just with women but I try come here for see how is and I can work with somebody,I can travell.
can you let me know if you work with this kind job? my rate are for the first hour 300 and then 150.
I'm waiting your answer.
best regard
Alex

Me:  Nice try, but the only male escort market in the UK is the gay male escort market.  So if you're looking for escort work here, I advise you to reduce your rates to maybe ?100, and invest in a very good lubricant.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1760 on: 12 October 2011, 11:51:05 am »
That's classic Ellie!!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1761 on: 12 October 2011, 06:11:02 pm »
Got a call at about 10pm last night, which went like this....

Me: Hello
Him: Is that Lizzie?
Me: Yes, how can i help?
Him: I have been looking at your site
Pause
Me: Yes
Pause
Him: Your stunning and look like such a nice girl
Pause
Me: Thanks
Pause
Him: Well
LONG PAUSE and me thinking here we gooooo
Pause
Pause
Pause
Him: Are you there
Me: Yup im just waiting for it
Him: I want to book but ?100 for an hour just seems way too expensive and i would be expecting at least 90 minutes
Me: okayyyyyyyyyyyy
Him: you know i have been looking at all these other slags and loads are way cheaper then you
Me: i think you mean girls and hey im now ?300 an hour, would you like to book?
Him: huh?
Me: click

AW message today

Him: Hey are you free?

Me: Yes I am until **** if you would like to book could you please submit a booking form

Him: Im not wasting my time doing that your an ugly b****h anyways

Me: Pleasure talking to you, see you next tuesday.

Him: I didnt book?

mwahahhahahah


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1762 on: 12 October 2011, 06:32:38 pm »
people are such idiots  ???

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1763 on: 12 October 2011, 08:41:22 pm »
Wow...couple of charmers there! why did you let them get away?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1764 on: 12 October 2011, 09:01:27 pm »
Oh Gosh!  Bloody charming, I don't think. I wish these people would   just realise that being abusive gets you nowhere and haggling equals CALL TERMINATED NOW. Asking to send a saucy picture is just ewwwwww and will not get you a discount.  Grrrrrrrr!!!!!


I now say the following for these such silly idiots:

,' No you will never get a discount now, or ever because first you need to have a booking. Which you do not  have now, nor will you ever  have.'


or ' It's about time you woke up and smelt the coffee.  In the meantime......' and then press end. ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1765 on: 12 October 2011, 09:21:28 pm »
I had several dropped calls (they let my phone ring once, then rung off)  from this number yesterday.
Then today a text from the same number:

'HI BSE* babe does your chewing gum loose its flavour on the bed post overnight Jim x'

Is this some kind of secret code?  ???  ???

*I don't think he meant bovine spongiform encephalopathy- I am based in Bury st Eds.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1766 on: 14 October 2011, 02:36:51 pm »
Got this just now:


Hi huni

I love your profile i must say first of all and im kind of guessing we are similar in that we enjoy having fun.hee hee. Im married and have another profile on here with my hubby (RON & KAREN) of which we have great fun with some guys (im greedy lol) but i love the idea of watching Ron having fun with a girl while i watch and who knows join in.lol It would be at ours in Kingspark if ok with you maybe even sat nite if you can let me know what you think.
We can chat on the fone so you know im genuine and horny.lol

Take care hugs
Karen xxxx 07.....
 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1767 on: 14 October 2011, 04:49:40 pm »
Got this just now:


Hi huni

I love your profile i must say first of all and im kind of guessing we are similar in that we enjoy having fun.hee hee. Im married and have another profile on here with my hubby (RON & KAREN) of which we have great fun with some guys (im greedy lol) but i love the idea of watching Ron having fun with a girl while i watch and who knows join in.lol It would be at ours in Kingspark if ok with you maybe even sat nite if you can let me know what you think.
We can chat on the fone so you know im genuine and horny.lol

Take care hugs
Karen xxxx 07.....
 

This is what bugs me about "couples". If a genuine couple for some reason they usually expect you to join them for free because it will be Super fun!!! Like it makes a difference  ::) ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1768 on: 14 October 2011, 05:36:55 pm »
Mellow, do you see M/F couples?
If so, I hope they were happy with your couples rate....

Oh, you mean they wanted a freebee?
Um, what's in it for you? (Rhetorical question which they really should ask themselves)
....assuming the Mrs is real, aware, and actually sent the message in the first place.

A quick "Sure. I need to speak to your partner, prior to the booking"
usually kills the communication. Usually text based.
Where a man phones with a request to see him and his partner,
I again request to speak with said partner. Usually they hang up.
Though sometimes the phone is just passed across to "a matter of fact attitude" female,
whereupon a fee and booking time is agreed.
90% of "couples" approaches to me are usually single men, or tied men where the Mrs knows nothing about the proposed liaison

I'm fine about M/F couples as it's a lot more money.
But I get narked by the suggestion I'd see them for my single person rate
or worse still, free...Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Mellow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1769 on: 14 October 2011, 06:44:29 pm »

This is what bugs me about "couples". If a genuine couple for some reason they usually expect you to join them for free because it will be Super fun!!! Like it makes a difference  ::) ::)

I know!!!!!