It amazes me how thick some of these guys really are.  The jist of the story is...
I woke up on Wed morning to find I had a missed call and a text asking if I could talk at 11pm Tues night.  I replied back saying I can talk now.  Within seconds he was ringing.  He asked if he could make an appt to see me this coming Monday, which I said yes to, and could I turn up wearing a secretary style outfit with seamed stockings.  I figured that it was no great hardship so agreed.  He asked which area would be best for me to visit, and I suggested Manchester city centre.  He then asked if I could make it Monday morning.  I told him I prefer afternoons (I'm not my best in a morning), so we decided 3pm. Call ends. 
He then texted asking if I could bring my strap on (again not a problem as it's usually in my work bag).  Then another text asking if he could call.  I said yes. He calls and went on to ask if I have any fetish outfits.  I said I did, and he asked if I could bring one.  He then wanted me to go through what outfits I had (at this point I was beginning to get annoyed), he also specified the shoes he wanted me to wear (which he'd seen on my site).  Fine I said and ended the call.
Shortly after he texted again, asking if I kiss and do watersports.  Yes I do.
Then another text saying he tried to book a hotel on Deansgate, but it was full and could he call me regarding organising another hotel.  I didn't answer at this point.
Then another text saying he liked role play and like to be called big boy. He gave a little detail into how he wanted the session to pan out.
At this point I sent a text saying "Having considered our communication I am sorry, but I am going to cancel our session on Monday.  I fear that any session planned so meticulously will only end in disappointment, and I do not like to disappoint during a session.  I wish you luck in your search for another mistress."
I thought I was to the point and polite about it, and when I received a text back from him saying "Well, I was hoping it could be an introductory session so we could then tailor make future sessions."  I took this as though he'd got the message that I no longer wished to see him.  And what a good job, as by the sounds of his last text, he would be topping from the bottom everytime I saw him.
Anyhow, today I have had 3 calls from him.  I have ignored everyone.  I thought what I'd texted and the fact that I had wished him luck in searching for someone else would have been clear enough.  Obviously not.  Grrrrrr


Just wanted to get it off my chest, because I think he's a blithering idiot and wish he'd take the hint and sod off.

Quote from: Friday on 29 September 2011, 04:17:37 pm

This ones rather special......
<major snippage>
 no doubt he was looking for say oh 30 minutes lol 

Best laugh of the day!  Thanks, I needed that!
R xx

you can fit all that into a 15 minute quicky surety 

LMAO....fantastic! Best one I've seen in ages! The spelling mistakes cracked me up too.
eg Is it ok if we are completely nacked all the time that we are the two of us private?

And if you're shaved how would you grow hair? Buy a merkin? lol

And he wants to rape you, do sub games and spanking...but all no pain! lmfao

That's just class! Needed a laugh!

He sounds like an absolutely perfect example of a timewaster, to be honest. I know things are a bit different if you're doing domination etc as you may well need to discuss certain details of his session beforehand in order to provide what he wants, but still. As a GFE escort whose services are listed very simply on her site, I never discuss "details" on the phone and know immediately that anyone who wants to "chat" about what's going to happen during his appointment is only trying to get free phonesex from me. And yes, I think that's incredibly unpleasant behaviour. Who wakes up and thinks, "I'm going to trick someone into getting me off today?" Too many people, unfortunately. I shall be glad to be well rid of them once I'm out of the industry. Great clients are great, but the sheer quantities of idiots and creepy boundary-pushers wear me out, as I've said before. It's not something I can personally put up with too much longer.

Still, on the bright side, I've had ample opportunity to develop a rather foolproof anti-idiot booking system. Maybe you could implement a rule like: "All requests for specific services, outfits and such must be made in a single email prior to the appointment." This means no endless texts and calls and if they try to ignore your rule, you know they aren't the sort of person you want to be alone with. I mean, you'll still get the idiots and selfish wankers protesting that your rule is cruelly unfair (mainly because you're denying them the opportunity to fap down the phone at you) but if you look at it, it's ridiculously simple and easy. Any decent client, as long as you tell him straight away when he books how to inform you of his particular session needs, will have absolutely no problem doing that. And it should fit in fine with your confirmation procedures etc.

Sometimes I let the protests of certain fools persuade me into thinking that my strict (but very simple and easy to follow) rules are unfair, but then if I let my guard down I just suffer from an almost-instant barrage of idiotic behaviour from disrespectful types so I re-learn my lesson quickly!

I'm still fairly new to this so spotting a timewaster is getting a little easier, but I suppose like you say Emily you still get caught out from time to time.  He just sounded like a complete control freak to me, plus he's still ringing.  He shall be ignored for evermore (until he changes his number that is)

[...] but he informed me he 'doesn't do websites'.
'Oh, well it must have been tricky for you to extract my phone number from the website then?' I said
that flummoxed him a bit, so I went in for the kill and informed him that I 'don't do phone sex' and if that is what he requires, to call somebody who will charge him accordingly.

Ha! Well done.

I never discuss "details" on the phone

I offer mistress services and don't take appointments by phone unless we have met already as it does atrract alot of chatters/freebie phone sex seekers also the instruction of you have to email me first weeds out the more serious from the not so serious.

But even with GFE I limit chat and will not go into details.

I remember when I first started there was a well spoken English gentlemen who would phone me about once a week to try and trick me into describing myself with a new reason why I had to every week. 1st time his friend gave him my number, 2nd time he got my number out of the paper, etc etc of course it never worked