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Your Tera

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1650 on: 22 September 2011, 07:04:14 pm »
Anybody fancy getting in a total strangers car and then working for free for three days in a foreign country? Me neither, funnily enough  ;D.

Hahahaha what a dick!! 'I'm not paying any extra cos I'm paying for the trip' *bangs head against brick wall* :D

Wrong head to banging against that proverbial wall...  ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1651 on: 22 September 2011, 11:37:43 pm »
I'll take anything but "bb" "babes" or "hun"....not that they are dealbreakers but they give me pause for thought. Generally, though, it's proof that some punters don't bother to suss out the actual woman to whom they are speaking...

Or my favourite..."hi Princess"  ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1652 on: 22 September 2011, 11:38:54 pm »


Or my favourite..."hi Princess"  ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1653 on: 23 September 2011, 11:51:28 am »
I had a guy the other day ask how much for half an hour.....when I told him my rates he said...oh thats out of my league I normally pay ?60 - chancer methinnks!

I think he was hoping I'd reduce especially for him.....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1654 on: 23 September 2011, 07:10:43 pm »
Ooh, some of them must think we have the memories of  gold fish!
Just had a call from a 2 times no show, asking for my details (yet again!)  ::)
Him, 'Hello, can you tell me what time you work 'til please'; (my availability is stated on my site)
Me, 'Oh hi, you've made 2 bookings with me already and failed to show up, so forgive me if I decline to share this information with you'.
Him, 'OK, byeee'
*hells teeth*
Let go of my ears! I know what I'm doing!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1655 on: 23 September 2011, 07:22:53 pm »
Today:

2 guys so nervous when booking I knew they wouldn't confirm and show; 2 just trying to chat, some explicit texts (just what I wanted) and one cheeky bugger saying my rates are too dear, can we negotiate.

NO NO and NO!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1656 on: 25 September 2011, 12:29:20 am »
hello

"please i'm serious, can you tell me what is the minimum hours did you accept to travel in october to Geneva switzerland in hotel and how much ?

Do you accept Being filmed for my own use, kissing with tongue, licking your pussy, massage, depilation,deep throat, sucking without protection and do you enjoys all the service on your list and what services dont accept ?

your travel expenses and 50% of the costs will be paid in advance also i send you the hotel confirmation and my private details name, photo, telephon number and email adress as you are sure that I'm not lying.

waiting your answer

best regards"


Most of these options are not ticked on my profile because I either can't or won't... pretty ambitious to go through the lengths of picking me out of the morass -- I am not featured nor "available today" to completely ignore the fact that if the 'services' are not ticked, they are 'not' on offer... Shockingly (not) no ratings.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1657 on: 25 September 2011, 03:41:24 pm »
Reported this idiot to AW (don't know if allowed to post his nickname here so won't)


Email one - hi their. i would like to make an appointment, do you swallow, and do u mind if my cocks dirty, i dont wash ma dick x

Me - fuck off. reported. byeeee!

Email two - naw am serious will ye lick the cheese awf ma cock?

Email three - subject - IAN SMITH WATSON SOLICITRS SCOTLAND LTD   25/09/2011 15:16:49      
I'm sufffering from sleep deprivation and my loyers looking at a situation of NEGLIEGENCE AND ABUSE, I really aren't to sure what i'm doing.

(i'm sleep deprived) my bodys fireing on impluse

Sounds completely unhinged!!!
"Good things come to those who hustle" Anais Nin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1658 on: 25 September 2011, 05:05:23 pm »
Reported this idiot to AW (don't know if allowed to post his nickname here so won't)


Email one - hi their. i would like to make an appointment, do you swallow, and do u mind if my cocks dirty, i dont wash ma dick x

Me - fuck off. reported. byeeee!

Email two - naw am serious will ye lick the cheese awf ma cock?

Email three - subject - IAN SMITH WATSON SOLICITRS SCOTLAND LTD   25/09/2011 15:16:49      
I'm sufffering from sleep deprivation and my loyers looking at a situation of NEGLIEGENCE AND ABUSE, I really aren't to sure what i'm doing.

(i'm sleep deprived) my bodys fireing on impluse

Sounds completely unhinged!!!

Good grief!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1659 on: 25 September 2011, 08:07:46 pm »
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« Last Edit: 13 May 2015, 04:12:06 pm by LouLou37 »
"Good things come to those who hustle" Anais Nin

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1660 on: 25 September 2011, 08:15:35 pm »
I got this email today:

hi i would be really interested in meeting you this week or next whatever suits you best :) Please get in touch. P.S would it be possible to have a recent picture of you? Just so i know who i am paying for. My e-mail is *****@live.co.uk. If you want I can send you one too :) please email me x

 I found early on that anyone asking for pics like this is usually a big fat TW.

Go and look in my PG you cheapskate!
 

 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1661 on: 25 September 2011, 10:59:03 pm »
Just so i know who i am paying for.

I hate this phrase  >:(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1662 on: 25 September 2011, 11:15:15 pm »
I got this email today:

hi i would be really interested in meeting you this week or next whatever suits you best :) Please get in touch. P.S would it be possible to have a recent picture of you? Just so i know who i am paying for. My e-mail is *****@live.co.uk. If you want I can send you one too :) please email me x

 I found early on that anyone asking for pics like this is usually a big fat TW.

Go and look in my PG you cheapskate!
 

 


 

 





Ha , ha ha, at the cheapskate bit!  I now have a disclaimer on AW and website in my FAQ question bit that says there is no need for me to see their anatomy he he ;D . I don't know why blokes think that is more likely to make us wish to  accept a booking?

 



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Ooh, some of them must think we have the memories of  gold fish!
Just had a call from a 2 times no show, asking for my details (yet again!)  ::)
Him, 'Hello, can you tell me what time you work 'til please'; (my availability is stated on my site)
Me, 'Oh hi, you've made 2 bookings with me already and failed to show up, so forgive me if I decline to share this information with you'.
Him, 'OK, byeee'
*hells teeth*



Memories of a gold fish! that made me laugh. I just don't answer multiple no shows etc any more. If they ring on the same number of course.  


I think that maybe, there is that little bit of child trapped in man's body syndrome with some clients. You know , like oh it says sms and withheld numbers will be ignored but will they really?  Let's see if it really is true and how far can I push the boundaries?  

Ah yes, there was reason I ticked no to the Adult baby minding..............lol


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1663 on: 25 September 2011, 11:43:49 pm »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1664 on: 26 September 2011, 12:51:33 am »
So so sad.

But yet so full of hope??
Let go of my ears! I know what I'm doing!