Okay ladies here's a charmer from AW.

Comes into freeview asking if I'm available for an overnight tomorrow.

After a short chat I ask what time, he says he'll email me. I go to read the email expecting the booking details and the conversation goes like this:

lonelyheart2: you can add me to msn on idiotloser@hotmail.co.uk xxxxx
me: (ignoring such request) Hi there, I am available for tomorrow evening, To confirm though I will need hotel and a booking start time. and of course room number when you have it but I'll need it before I leave. cheers
lonelyheart2: add me to msn please xx
me: That is not an option sorry
lonelyheart2: well fuck you
lonelyheart2: giving you my money is not an option either so fuck off

eh..charming!

One to add to your ignore list ladies 

I don't think giving you his money was an option in the first place...I think some free chat and web cam action on msn was what he had in mind!

HUGS though, it's horrid when they get nasty:-( X

Any one that tries to phone you or make a booking whilst on direct cam is a fantasist.  (Some one may know different but I doubt it).

I never answer my phone when I am on cam as I know it is someone trying to get free chat.  Anyone asking for a booking is told to ring me tomorrow as I am busy camming at the moment.  Never do.

*heavy sigh*

I get a call on Tuesday from some one I have seen before but havent heard from since April, we chat and catch up and then he asks me if I am available that afternoon. I answer 'no I don't do same day bookings' and say the earliest appointment I have is Friday.

Thursday he calls me at around 4pm and asks me if I can do a booking that day....an out call...and could I be there in the next hour and a half. I answer 'no sorry, can't make it on that sort of notice, I don't do same day bookings.'
the annoying thing is that my evening plans had fallen through and IF he had of called me in the morning I MAY have been tempted to do it... I'm on holiday next week and wouldn't mind picking up some extra cash.

this morning I turn on my phone and there is an voice mail from him asking me if I could do a late afternoon booking with him today. aaarrrrggghhhh!!!!! *extended swearing riff*

Im annoying myself by considering doing the job, even tho I have booked in a relaxation and health appointment for myself this afternoon and it would mean rushing afterwards.

>edit< so he calls me again and we discuss possibilities. He seems to think I have developed super ninja powers and can leap from my accupuncture appt to his place in a single bound ....so as not to disrupt his plans to get out of London for the weekend. conversation ends with being me telling him if he had of booked the appointment on Tuesday (or even when he called yesterday!) I would have been able to arrange something, but NO as it stands, too short notice. Let's try again another time.

*slaps self very hard* *plans to slap client EVEN HARDER if he ever gets his act together for a booking*

He kept licking the screen in this really icky way

Bleurgh! 

Persistance DOESN'T pay!!

HIM enters the room
HIM: u meeting 2nite hun
CatBBW: sorry hun
HIM: y
CatBBW: booked on here, and I don't do short notice meets
HIM: ill cum 2 u bot midnight
CatBBW: I don't do incalls
CatBBW: outcalls only
CatBBW: any other time you'd like to see me?
HIM: come to mine im free all nite
HIM: in barnet (my note - other side of bleedin London!)
HIM: how much
CatBBW: It's too late for me to go out now, plz message me with any other time you'd like
HIM: dont u have driver hun
CatBBW: no, I'm independent, and my security guy isn't working with me tonight
HIM: veiw my cam quickly u mite wanna c me
HIM: veiw me and decide
HIM: ill cum 2 u will be fun
HIM: have a few drinks
HIM: watch u while u play on cam
CatBBW: My husband won't be happy with that hun
HIM leaves the room


*head=desk*

Persistance DOESN'T pay!!

HIM enters the room
HIM: u meeting 2nite hun
CatBBW: sorry hun
HIM: y
CatBBW: booked on here, and I don't do short notice meets
HIM: ill cum 2 u bot midnight
CatBBW: I don't do incalls
CatBBW: outcalls only
CatBBW: any other time you'd like to see me?
HIM: come to mine im free all nite
HIM: in barnet (my note - other side of bleedin London!)
HIM: how much
CatBBW: It's too late for me to go out now, plz message me with any other time you'd like
HIM: dont u have driver hun
CatBBW: no, I'm independent, and my security guy isn't working with me tonight
HIM: veiw my cam quickly u mite wanna c me
HIM: veiw me and decide
HIM: ill cum 2 u will be fun
HIM: have a few drinks
HIM: watch u while u play on cam
CatBBW: My husband won't be happy with that hun
HIM leaves the room


*head=desk*

Well, Cat... he sounds like ambrosia...your loss, obv!

This texter is just the epitome of social ineptness!!
He has almost made it into an art form...
Him: I am in Bury now where r u
Me, (panicking- did I make an appt I forgot about??): "Who might this be?"
Him: Dave*
Me: I only give my address 2 booked appts, and u r not booked
Him: I am makeing one OK**
Him:  I whant to suck ur pussy**
This did not elect a response from me so...Phone rings!
Him: "Garble Garble"
Me: "Pardon"
Him: "Garble garble, rhubarb rhubarb
Me: "Pardon? I can't understand you"
Him: " Garble, Dave*, garble in Bury now, garble you NOW!"
Me: "Did you send me those inappropriate texts?"
Him: (proudly) "Yes!"
Me: "Goodbye"

* name changed to protect the socially challenged
** speeling micksteaks included

 


Got ANOTHER phone call from the guy who keeps asking

"hello, u can see me tomorow? "
Me: "It depends where you are and what sort of booking you want"
Him: "ok how much you charge?"
Me: "?xxx for 1 hour ?yyy for two"
Him: "oh ok, you do for less for me?"
Me: "no, my rates are fixed"
Him:" Ok I see you tomorow 4 o clock?"
Me:" I tell you what, if you want to make a booking, go to my website like I keep asking you to and message me with more detail"
Him:" I don't like websites"
Me: " well you can't make a booking for tomorow at half 10 at night over the phone it's too short notice"
Him: "ok, how big your cock?"
Me: *put phone down*


what is wrong with some people!!!!???

I can bet i'll get a call from him tomorow too.