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Kayci

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1335 on: 23 July 2011, 06:42:37 pm »
One word...  Deluded! Kayci X x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1336 on: 23 July 2011, 07:20:34 pm »
Funny reverse booking...


NakedGymMan

I am looking for a ladie to work with around the southampton/portsmouth area as my old partner is not around anymore. i am getting some requests for this servise, would be a way of bringing a little more work each way, this would be an on going thing, not just a one off anyway any questions then plesae get in contact, thanks for looking.


Reported but has x10 bids )-:

Kayci X x


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AngelaManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1337 on: 23 July 2011, 08:24:19 pm »
Got this from a 'male escort' this morning...

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Hello Hunny,

I am looking for a girl, who is up for meet, who is just interested in fuckin suckin big cocks.

I jst wanna find a fuck buddy.

So if ur interested let me know

I jst wanna fuck a girl who has not paid for me. if u get me

Check my pics out.U will love my cock

 ::) ;D

Hee hee hee.  If he's ever been paid for it, I'm Emily Bishop!

Sweet-Pleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1338 on: 23 July 2011, 09:16:46 pm »
Just saw this horrific Reverse Booking on AW a 10 hour booking in Glasgow for ?500 with a charming sounding guy with 0 feedback

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Overnight booking in a glasgow hotel end of july, looking for a really dirty girl who likes it rough. Night to include plenty of nasty stuff such as spitting in your face, slapping your tits and cunt hard, making you gag hard as you deepthroat me, fisting, pissing and rough bareback sex including anal, also toys and maybe exhibisionism (sucking me off in hotel corridor late at night, down an alley, whatever i choose), must be up for anything i want to do to you.

Can you believe he has 9 bids!

I really hope he is just a fantasist

ladyjennaj

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1339 on: 24 July 2011, 12:03:33 am »
I love guys who email me saying - 'is size a problem? because im really big and worried you can' t handle it.'  ::) :D and then they don't turn up...*scratches head*

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1340 on: 24 July 2011, 09:01:54 am »
I love guys who email me saying - 'is size a problem? because im really big and worried you can' t handle it.'  ::) :D and then they don't turn up...*scratches head*

It was soooooo big it could not make it out the door.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1341 on: 24 July 2011, 01:00:39 pm »
Just saw this horrific Reverse Booking on AW a 10 hour booking in Glasgow for ?500 with a charming sounding guy with 0 feedback

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Overnight booking in a glasgow hotel end of july, looking for a really dirty girl who likes it rough. Night to include plenty of nasty stuff such as spitting in your face, slapping your tits and cunt hard, making you gag hard as you deepthroat me, fisting, pissing and rough bareback sex including anal, also toys and maybe exhibisionism (sucking me off in hotel corridor late at night, down an alley, whatever i choose), must be up for anything i want to do to you.

Can you believe he has 9 bids!

I really hope he is just a fantasist

Miss ArcaBunny, I'll fight you for him!  ;D

Sweet-Pleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1342 on: 24 July 2011, 01:55:30 pm »
Just saw this horrific Reverse Booking on AW a 10 hour booking in Glasgow for ?500 with a charming sounding guy with 0 feedback

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Overnight booking in a glasgow hotel end of july, looking for a really dirty girl who likes it rough. Night to include plenty of nasty stuff such as spitting in your face, slapping your tits and cunt hard, making you gag hard as you deepthroat me, fisting, pissing and rough bareback sex including anal, also toys and maybe exhibisionism (sucking me off in hotel corridor late at night, down an alley, whatever i choose), must be up for anything i want to do to you.

Can you believe he has 9 bids!

I really hope he is just a fantasist

Miss ArcaBunny, I'll fight you for him!  ;D

Handbags at dawn? :P

ElleCouture

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1343 on: 24 July 2011, 02:41:28 pm »
This just gave me a good old giggle:

Hello Elle, I'm Colin, a Geordie guy now in London.
I enjoyed reading your profile, and I think you look great in your photos. Now I like to be different, so please tell me first, do you like to wear knee high boots? I love it when boots are worn with jeans, jodhpurs or leggings - do you ever wear your boots with them? And what sort of socks do you like to wear under your boots?! Believe it or not, I like it when long patterned socks, chunky slouch or even football socks are worn under knee high boots!
This is my big 'turn-on' (let me know what you think)...
I love to kiss a woman as she's wearing her boots, and as we're kissing, I like to slowly un-zip the boots, teasing her but arousing her, and revealing her socks (!) - then I like to tease a bit more .... leaving her wondering whether I'm going to take the boots off.
I hope that doesn't sound too crazy!!
I must tell you that I'm not looking for full sex - instead a couple of hours of passionate French kissing, caressing and massaging (yes, I'll give the massage!), etc., and I guarantee I can make you cum while you're still fully clothed - hope that sounds ok.
Col

Now where did I put my knee-high boots and chunky football socks in the house move....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1344 on: 25 July 2011, 12:28:58 pm »
I had that one! His emails to me started a bit more normal, he said he wanted to book to see me wearing the thigh high boots from my pictures, and he asked what I wore under them. I told him I usually just wore some comfy socks cos no one could see them anyway and that's when he launched into his chunky sock fantasy emails. I told him that if he wanted to book he could request I wear whatever he liked and he just kept sending me more and more emails asking me to describe my socks to him. Definitely a timewaster, I stopped replying pretty fast :P
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1345 on: 25 July 2011, 01:50:59 pm »
My favourite one of the week!

potential client: can you speak Arabic?
me: unfortunately not, I am only half Persian
potential client: oh, ok, I thought you were an arabic so approached you.  Do you eat pork? As engligh ladies eat pork I dont go near to them

Hookers that eat pork or drink alcohol - filthy and evil, don't go near them or you will be contaminated!!
Hookers that are Halal - thumbs up, Allah approves!

FML!

Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1346 on: 25 July 2011, 03:24:04 pm »
Guy booked through my AW profile at 12:40am for 1:ooam.. With no address and at the wrong rate.

I am actually on a private directcam call when he does this which he would have seen on my profile.. It was a mistress session so I was able to sneak a peek and suitably ignore this stupid booking...

10 minutes later (I am still in private) he books again the exact same booking so we're down to 10 minutes notice with no address and still the wrong rate! Genius! Didn't even waste my time emailing him to explain he's an idiot as he didnt feel the need to waste his time and read my profile ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1347 on: 25 July 2011, 07:37:25 pm »
My favourite one of the week!

potential client: can you speak Arabic?
me: unfortunately not, I am only half Persian
potential client: oh, ok, I thought you were an arabic so approached you.  Do you eat pork? As engligh ladies eat pork I dont go near to them

Hookers that eat pork or drink alcohol - filthy and evil, don't go near them or you will be contaminated!!
Hookers that are Halal - thumbs up, Allah approves!

FML!

LMAO...I'm Muslim...well not any more but was and have a lot of Muslim clients and that is a question I'm often asked....since being out of Islam do I eat pork? It's ok if I drink, smoke, do everything going sexually.....but for Allah's sake don't eat the pork!!!!

I just lie and say I still don't eat pork, while chomping on my bacon butty! lmao

Coty xxx

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1348 on: 25 July 2011, 07:42:20 pm »
Got this from a 'male escort' this morning...

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Hello Hunny,

I am looking for a girl, who is up for meet, who is just interested in fuckin suckin big cocks.

I jst wanna find a fuck buddy.

So if ur interested let me know

I jst wanna fuck a girl who has not paid for me. if u get me

Check my pics out.U will love my cock

 ::) ;D

Oh all the male escorts are coming out the woodwork....I got this one!

Hey sexy, How are you. I hope you are great.

I am Mark. A male escort on here. Just wanted to tell you that you look
amazing babes. How is business going?

If you need any help or tips or anything on here or even more clients - I
am more than happy to help

P.S: I think your rates are low hun for your looks. You are worth more
than that. x


Keep in touch.

Mark
xx

He's charging ?20 more an hour than I am! lmao
No wonder he thinks I'm too cheap!

Coty xxx


Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1349 on: 25 July 2011, 09:15:41 pm »
guy comes into my freechat claiming to have a ?2500 deal for me

Of course I said not interested, he swore he was serious and would "inbox me now"

(In the title he put ?2000 deal! I'd already lost ?500 oh noooo!  :o)

"here is the deal. i want you to stand as a partner to my friend so that he can be given a permanent stay here in the uk.

He is presently on a student visa studying at the university.he intended to open up a business for himself here but could not due to his visa restrictions(as international student are not allowed to run a business)

So he needs you in order to change his status. if u could be of help the reward will greater.cheers
"

ha ha ha Even more hilarious as I am already married! Genius!