probably not quite a 'booking' but the guy who says 'Hello Mistress can you tie me up and humiliate me.'

...erm, yes I could but exactly how am I supposed to do that on webcam? Is there something I'm missing here?

"Hi honey,

After looking at your profile,i strongly belive that you need a personal website! I can do it for you and you can pay me either by cash or by sex. I charge just ?200 to do a very nice website!

Pls let me know!"

Er...? Perhaps not!

LOL!  Response: I strongly believe you need to f*** off!!

Ok so 5days and nights on tap....hmmm gotta be a ?2000 at least....how much room service and spa treatments do you think I could get to make up to that amount!

Cheeky bugger! Depends on the Hotel, there are some that it would be remarkably easy to run up a ?2k bill in a few days!  I'd be tempted to go for a day, buy as much merchandise as I could lay my hands on in the hotel, and flog it on eBay - serve him right!  However, seeing as he's probably not paying for the hotel, you'd think that he could afford to pay for some sex!


My gems of the week

1) "Hey  i like you sexy sweet body for good fucking if you come in dubai please call me +971556302431 or mail me i want fuck you please dear call me"


2) Hi.My name is John. I am 23 years old and I am from US. Beside I work in a technology company.Can you come to New York on   July 22th ?I want to make an appointment with you for 3 days.Thank you.David

Great, a client who clearly lies about his nationality, age and even name...just my type!
The delete button gets a lot of work this week

Lmffao @ "hello my name is John.......thanks, david" oh dear hahaha

I'm not sure who has been worse lately:

The Idiot:

hi there im a 24 yr old male and i am absolouteley throbbing for a fuck i have a 7 inch dick and its quite xe thick xx r u available 2day xx

And

send me your contact details plz gorjus xxx

The Obsessive who called me 48 52 times from his mobile and 16 20 times from his land line since 10am today

or The Gold Fish

Booked on 04/06 for 2pm today, no emails just the booking form.

Also booked my buddy for the same time, no mention of duo

Has been texting me for the past few days asking where I'm based, if I'm available for an hour at 12pm today.

I remind him he's already booked me and my buddy to which he replies "tell me more"

WTF?

Oh dear Lord Ms Bunny!!!!!! You really have the idiots coming out from under their stones today don't you?
HUGS!

Coty x

I want one of those big hammers to whack them back down with lol!

The Obsessive cannot understand how I could possibly be fully booked today and why I won't extend my hours to see him!

Are you sure they'll show? Are they regs? I'm just round the corner, I'll pay extra if you see me now!

Oooooh how ever can I turn him down now?

It could be that I'm PMS'ing, but guys do seem to be getting dumber - just got a text saying "sex? x"!

Dear men of Newcastle,

GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!

Sincerely

MAB

XxX

"Do you do anal?"
"No"
"Would you for extra money?"
"No"
*Few second silence*
"But I want anal"
"Then you should have read my website for you called me, I never have and never will offer anal as a service"
"*sulkenly*Ok thanks"

These guys!!!
I should have said I do anal for ?1mill on top of my hourly rate!!

lol I wonder what it is that makes them believe that just because they want anal/an evening appt/ a booking right now etc they will get it even if we say no?

Do these people go into a fancy restaurant and kick off when they refuse to make them a donner kabab?

XxX

Quote from: Dionne on 12 July 2011, 01:33:02 pm

"Do you do anal?"
"No"
"Would you for extra money?"
"No"
*Few second silence*
"But I want anal"
"Then you should have read my website for you called me, I never have and never will offer anal as a service"
"*sulkenly*Ok thanks"

I'll bet Mummy never said no when he asked for sweeties and he's never quite got over it.

Bet you're spot on there!