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Dionne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1200 on: 24 June 2011, 02:51:35 pm »
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Hi! I?m 25. I have a condition known as ?semen leakage? in which I involuntarily and continuously eject drops of watery cum. It  will you give oral without a condom, as it continuously drips cum? I think it won?t be a problem if you keep a glass and keep spitting in it?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1201 on: 24 June 2011, 03:12:07 pm »
Ive just had a 16 year old try to book me for an Overnight!!! Kids today must get a hell of a lot more pocket money than I did at that age...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1202 on: 24 June 2011, 11:53:57 pm »
it's pretty much impossible to get a condom on a totally flaccid penis.

Well, if he was genuine then he'd be unlikely he'd realise that (plus there are ways). I kind of think if he was genuine he'd have been more likely to read your profile, though.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1203 on: 25 June 2011, 11:51:40 am »
it's pretty much impossible to get a condom on a totally flaccid penis.

Well, if he was genuine then he'd be unlikely he'd realise that (plus there are ways). I kind of think if he was genuine he'd have been more likely to read your profile, though.

I think if he was genuine he'd have probably described his problem in slightly less explicit, excited detail. Like, if the email had been something like "I have this medical condition where I constantly ejaculate/leak a small amount of cum and can't get an erection - would I be ok to see you for OWO and to try sex?" I'd have been pissed he hadn't read my profile but I wouldn't have posted it in this thread, guys asking for stuff I don't do is very normal  ::) This email says to me "humiliation fetish, hoping I'll laugh at his possibly fake medical condition".
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1204 on: 25 June 2011, 11:55:44 am »
it's pretty much impossible to get a condom on a totally flaccid penis.

Well, if he was genuine then he'd be unlikely he'd realise that (plus there are ways). I kind of think if he was genuine he'd have been more likely to read your profile, though.

I think if he was genuine he'd have probably described his problem in slightly less explicit, excited detail. Like, if the email had been something like "I have this medical condition where I constantly ejaculate/leak a small amount of cum and can't get an erection - would I be OK to see you for OWO and to try sex?" I'd have been pissed he hadn't read my profile but I wouldn't have posted it in this thread, guys asking for stuff I don't do is very normal  ::) This email says to me "humiliation fetish, hoping I'll laugh at his possibly fake medical condition".

I got this one as well Krystal (We are special ;D). My immediate thought was TW as well. It was the 'You can always spit into a glass' thing that swung it for me, yummy!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1205 on: 25 June 2011, 10:55:06 pm »
...will you give oral without a condom, as it continuously drips cum? I think it won?t be a problem if you keep a glass and keep spitting in it?

Is his name  John Thompson  and is he German?   ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1206 on: 26 June 2011, 09:26:47 pm »
"very sesnaul pictures you have!
i would love to meet and mate with you if i come to Glasgow
your stay recomandations are very useful!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1207 on: 27 June 2011, 01:18:07 am »
"very sesnaul pictures you have!
i would love to meet and mate with you if i come to Glasgow
your stay recomandations are very useful!
"

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LMAO....mate with you........ha ha ha ha ha...too funny!
I have a client who always says...'I've just discharged' when he cums...it really turns my stomach for some reason!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1208 on: 27 June 2011, 05:16:47 am »
Got these charming texts last night when I was out, I think I will politely decline his offer, but he doesn't seem picky so if anyone else wants him feel free!

Actually after re reading the texts I don't think I can resist him! Pass me my coat!

Urgh...they actually turned my stomach.
Can see why you can't resist...even if you have to go from Newcastle to Carlisle, it would so be worth it! lol

Coty x

Oh hell yeah, I'm sure he'll be great!

Especially as he seems to have split personalities or 2 mates using the same phone to book me lol!

He has text me 3 more times over the weekend, but his name has changed 3 times too!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1209 on: 27 June 2011, 12:41:28 pm »
"very sesnaul pictures you have!
i would love to meet and mate with you if i come to Glasgow
your stay recomandations are very useful!
"

 :-X

LMAO....mate with you........ha ha ha ha ha...too funny!
I have a client who always says...'I've just discharged' when he cums...it really turns my stomach for some reason!

Coty xxx

OMG, "mate with you" and "I've discharged" - I am crying with laughter here!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1210 on: 27 June 2011, 02:26:09 pm »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1211 on: 27 June 2011, 02:29:21 pm »

hi my name is ********, i found your profile on ukadultzone the reason why im contacting you is because  ive started an agency on


Oh yes I've had this via email and text! What an idiot. My on AW profile is way more established and gets way more traffic than his stupid group. They really do believe its that easy! ha ha  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1212 on: 27 June 2011, 03:57:23 pm »
Only problem is ALL of those other WG's on his 'group' are silly enough to fall for it!! )-:

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1213 on: 27 June 2011, 04:12:34 pm »
Only problem is ALL of those other WG's on his 'group' are silly enough to fall for it!! )-:

Also, running an agency is illegal in this country (not sure what they'd do about all the AW nonsense surrounding it, but still) and he has a full-face picture of himself on his own stupid agency page.

I literally cannot believe the idiocy sometimes!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1214 on: 27 June 2011, 04:29:56 pm »
Only problem is ALL of those other WG's on his 'group' are silly enough to fall for it!! )-:

I did notice though they were all new profiles..you'd hope soon work out they could be on AW on there own without that numpty  ::)