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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15645 on: 26 April 2024, 09:26:12 pm »
I got one a few weeks ago that just said 'Avail'. So it wasn't even a one word text, it was a half word text  ::)

Maybe I should have just sent 'N'.
I should do this a few times !
Hi is their usual communication skill

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15646 on: 26 April 2024, 09:29:37 pm »
It  just bugs me when I set out really clearly in my profile, how to book, what I will and won't do and then I get timewaster pests asking the obvious.

A worse one for me though is ones I've seen before now believing that we are "close."
I can get sarcastic with their stupid question.. I reply oh we're  you not  able to read that part of my profile info ?
I'm sure I added that

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15647 on: 26 April 2024, 09:49:02 pm »
I got one a few weeks ago that just said 'Avail'. So it wasn't even a one word text, it was a half word text  ::)

Maybe I should have just sent 'N'.

 :D While that is very funny of you to say, I do find these ones quite disrespectful and pretty "timewaster'y"

Should I be having to spend my time working out what planet he is from, whom or what he wishes to pleasure himself with and if he has a groat in the sleeve of his cloak?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15648 on: 26 April 2024, 10:08:42 pm »
I can get sarcastic with their stupid question.. I reply oh we're  you not  able to read that part of my profile info ?
I'm sure I added that

I get gleeful every time I can reply to an email with the words
See my Faqs
Just that. It's such a passive aggressive fuck you, I love it.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15649 on: 26 April 2024, 10:37:34 pm »
I've just realised that this one belongs here.

Last month I received a message from a guy who reckons that he has lots of miniature bottles of sparkling white wine.

His email informed me that the retail price could be as much as £80, so would I like to give him a half hour booking.

My minimum is an hour!!! :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15650 on: 26 April 2024, 10:39:32 pm »
I've just realised that this one belongs here.

Last month I received a message from a guy who reckons that he has lots of miniature bottles of sparkling white wine.

His email informed me that the retail price could be as much as £80, so would I like to give him a half hour booking.

My minimum is an hour!!! :FF

...that said, if he had wanted to fix my boiler, I'd have given it some thought! >:D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15651 on: 28 April 2024, 05:00:57 am »
I've just realised that this one belongs here.

Last month I received a message from a guy who reckons that he has lots of miniature bottles of sparkling white wine.

His email informed me that the retail price could be as much as £80, so would I like to give him a half hour booking.

My minimum is an hour!!! :FF
Where do these clowns come from with their stupid ideas !

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15652 on: 28 April 2024, 05:02:00 am »
Having seen your profile, I think it might be good for us to meet, there is no right way to approach this so I hope you can see past any mistakes I may make in approaching you.

In the past couple year ’ve met a couple of women via adultwork. I didn’t ask them for reviews but they were good enough, unprompted, to give me a positive ones. These encounters were pleasurable for me, and I’d like to think, that, as I saw them on a number of occasions I did my bit towards making the experience a positive one for them too.

On a personal level, I think I can say that I’m friendly, easy going, reasonably intelligent and someone who will always try to get along with people. II'd like to meet someone my own age but at the same time like all the usual things, films, books, music, food, wine, etc I know that I’m well meaning, I’d like to think that this comes across, but it’s not for me to say.

I live, close to the city, in east London, close enoughthat, we’d never accidently bump into one and other. I’m very much a creature of east London, having lived here all my life aside from a couple of years working in USA and Switzerland. That said, you can rest assured that, I don’t have a Cockney accent.

Something else you should know.

There are two ways of saying this, I could say that I’m old enough to be your dad, or I could put it another way, and say that I’m the same age as George Clooney. I don’t imagine many women would turn George down, so why turn me down. We’re pretty much the same, excepting the fame, riches and good looks!!

I used to have Auburn hair but now it’s mostly white. I suppose that would make me a snow fox, hopefully I’m still in reasonably good condition because, I go to the gym three times a week, cycle, and have had a yoga practice for the past 20 years.

What I need to find is the right woman to enjoy some sensuality with, I don’t think I’ve found her yet, and have written to you because, I’d like to find out if maybe that might be you.

If this sounds like something you want to follow up on, great, it doesn’t have to be instantaneous. I like the fact you have a day job, and fit this in when you can.

Let me know what you think
 ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15653 on: 28 April 2024, 09:43:48 pm »
Having seen your profile, I think it might be good for us to meet, there is no right way to approach this so I hope you can see past any mistakes I may make in approaching you.

In the past couple year ’ve met a couple of women via adultwork. I didn’t ask them for reviews but they were good enough, unprompted, to give me a positive ones. These encounters were pleasurable for me, and I’d like to think, that, as I saw them on a number of occasions I did my bit towards making the experience a positive one for them too.

On a personal level, I think I can say that I’m friendly, easy going, reasonably intelligent and someone who will always try to get along with people. II'd like to meet someone my own age but at the same time like all the usual things, films, books, music, food, wine, etc I know that I’m well meaning, I’d like to think that this comes across, but it’s not for me to say.

I live, close to the city, in east London, close enoughthat, we’d never accidently bump into one and other. I’m very much a creature of east London, having lived here all my life aside from a couple of years working in USA and Switzerland. That said, you can rest assured that, I don’t have a Cockney accent.

Something else you should know.

There are two ways of saying this, I could say that I’m old enough to be your dad, or I could put it another way, and say that I’m the same age as George Clooney. I don’t imagine many women would turn George down, so why turn me down. We’re pretty much the same, excepting the fame, riches and good looks!!

I used to have Auburn hair but now it’s mostly white. I suppose that would make me a snow fox, hopefully I’m still in reasonably good condition because, I go to the gym three times a week, cycle, and have had a yoga practice for the past 20 years.

What I need to find is the right woman to enjoy some sensuality with, I don’t think I’ve found her yet, and have written to you because, I’d like to find out if maybe that might be you.

If this sounds like something you want to follow up on, great, it doesn’t have to be instantaneous. I like the fact you have a day job, and fit this in when you can.

Let me know what you think
 ::)

Ok, well that's this thread closed! You win, hands down! ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15654 on: 29 April 2024, 07:43:14 am »
Ok, well that's this thread closed! You win, hands down! ;D

I think that guy has got confused between AW and Seeking Arrangement 😹

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15655 on: 29 April 2024, 07:54:14 am »
😂 George Clooney ! He wishes
Many of you have the most hilarious posts I love reading them here .

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15656 on: 29 April 2024, 07:42:29 pm »
Exactly! as Elsa said, it ain't a dating site Honey!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15657 on: 02 May 2024, 11:41:23 am »
"Prices?"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15658 on: 02 May 2024, 03:46:44 pm »
Text saying:
 “Are you free now and do you do anal?”

And then less than a minute later another text from him just saying:
“Well???”

It states in capital letters on my profile that I don’t do anal ffs! Couldn’t be arsed to even respond

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15659 on: 02 May 2024, 06:58:46 pm »
Just received, one of the worst I've had for a long time, have reposted in it's full cringing entirety. Anyone else had this cut and paste delight? Can't imagine he's had many takers for the fun research  :-X

hiya X
i sincerely hope a polite introductory note enquiry is welcome

i've read your information and you sound lovely and genuine and content to explore and leave a respectful gentleman released from this world, for a moment or more?

i really am in need of release if not, draining

though new to this site, i am not entirely naive and wish to experience more in capable company

i adore your feminine look shapely legs and in black lingerie and bodice on your public profile is lovely.

i am a professional guy of similar demographic

i also love to be teased and flirted with before rushing in

i adore prominent responsive nipples sensory play and of course, pleasing pussy and tasting feminine cum

i am really very oral.
i adore feminine and shapely legs in heels. i also adore nipple play too. my own nipples are intensely sensetive, and need attention.
you can even build up to a gentle tweak or pinch of my nipples, but not too hard lol

i also love to be anally played and fingered and warming me up to deep prostate massage. i am healthy inside and out, and complete personal enemas from time to time for cleanliness and health

one fantasy of mine would be to orally relieved (to CIM) after extended edging and arse play and prostate massage. not to be let off too quickly, either.

sorry of this is too much information, but i think its appropriate to be clear and share my hopes and kinks

it would also be nice to repeat, if we enjoy our company.

if you feel you can help, it leaves me to ask:

would you consider an outcall to X or X for 90minutes for 90 minutes or 2hrs? id ensure i serve you a welcoming cuppa, and we can chat first

thanks again, X

X x

PS

i am also running a very fun and confidential 'research' to measure nipple width and length, very accurately indeed to the millimetre.

i can also measure pussy lips too!

it's simply very confidential fun and twist, to add some relaxing interest to a meet

i just thought it would be fun to know how sizes different, as opposed to men who are simply obsessed with what they think their cocks are!

you don't have to do it if you don't want - it's just confidential fun

much love.