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Welshminxxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15600 on: 03 October 2023, 05:05:00 pm »
Had somebody message me asking how much for an hour where he does whatever he likes with me.

I think not!!

I had similar years ago. I assume he would just direct me with what he wanted, so I agreed.  It stared all ok until he said "bark like a dog"  . I assumed he had just watched Coming to American. I politely told him NO and explain that humiliation and not a service I offer

pearlnexen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15601 on: 18 December 2023, 01:01:43 pm »
What really annoys me is making a booking and not showing up, or sending messages in the middle of the night when in my profile I specify that I only work during the day!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15602 on: 18 December 2023, 02:47:58 pm »
I don't go to trucks or cars but I had someone call me the other day wanting an outcall to his truck. He said it's nice and quiet with no one around!! Two ways of looking at that, and no thanks.

Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15603 on: 18 December 2023, 03:10:54 pm »
I don't go to trucks or cars but I had someone call me the other day wanting an outcall to his truck. He said it's nice and quiet with no one around!! Two ways of looking at that, and no thanks.

I receive the same, not my style at all.

Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15604 on: 21 December 2023, 08:09:03 am »
I received an email asking for water sports from the neck up!!

I do not even do water sports!! So insulting.

Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15605 on: 02 January 2024, 08:15:02 pm »
So many and so little time, but this one really had me thinking, is he talking to me?

At 10pm Friday I get a Hey message from someone I've previously spoken to but not seen (my work phone gets switched off at 7pm as he well knows as I've mentioned it before)

Me: Why are you messaging me at gone 10pm. My working hours are on my profile
Him: Sorry, I am sure was a mistake
Him: I love you too

Saturday at 9pm
Him: So?
Him: You not?
Him: Sorry for too late message, I think was a mistake
Him: More than that I have some problem with the phone Doesn't work properly

Sunday
Me: Please only text me if you want a booking
Him at 7.30pm: I promose to booking you of you are happy
Him: But just let me know
Then at gone 8.30pm
Him: If you are able now
Him: Just inform me
Him: Please
Me: My phone is off when I'm not working. My working hours are, again, 10am to 7pm
Him at 8.45pm: Ok
Him: Up to you theb
Him: Happy new year by th way

Yesterday at 10.21pm
Him: So?

Me today, annoyed: Stop contacting me unless you want a booking! Contact me again out of hours and you'll be blocked

I mean how many times does one person need to be told?
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15606 on: 03 January 2024, 11:46:26 am »
I received an email asking for water sports from the neck up!!

You mean he wants to piss on your face?

I do not even do water sports!! So insulting.

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15607 on: 18 February 2024, 04:28:14 pm »
Text . Are you up till late tonight?
 followed by a ?
Not sure what idiotic thinking these clowns have !
They also take a little while to realise they have been blocked

Sue69

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15608 on: 19 February 2024, 08:50:20 am »
This thread has been really useful, I wish I had found Saafe and this thread when I started escorting, in those days I spent a lot of time answering AW messages and texts.

Now it’s simple, one response and I either give my phone no or ask for a booking request.

I was reminded how awful it used to be at the weekend when I sold my old car, friends said use Facebook, it’s free.  I did sell it to a delightful lady, but the abuse, stupid questions and general nastiness was eye watering.

Lara123

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15609 on: 20 February 2024, 03:20:46 pm »
Him- beeb messaging me all week 'Can I book before 9am?'

Me- 'Yes sure, I'll just need a small deposit because its so early' (there's no way I'm putting my make/ lingerie on at 7am for him to no show)

Him- no answer

Why?!?!

Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15610 on: 03 March 2024, 09:05:27 am »
When they send a totally unintelligible text 'How is Escort Rankings?'. What does that even mean! Are they hoping to advertise on there as a male escort!!?
« Last Edit: 03 March 2024, 10:27:25 am by Lushblossom »

Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15611 on: 07 March 2024, 03:32:39 pm »
Him: do you do overnights?
Me: yes.
Him: great. I’m a sub and I have a fantasy.
Me: go on (braces myself)
Him: I want to dress up in full latex and have you use me all night long.

 >:( deluded.  You couldn’t triple my fee and tempt me into this backbreaking, soul destroying nightmare.

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15612 on: 07 March 2024, 10:52:48 pm »
Him: do you do overnights?
Me: yes.
Him: great. I’m a sub and I have a fantasy.
Me: go on (braces myself)
Him: I want to dress up in full latex and have you use me all night long.

 >:( deluded.  You couldn’t triple my fee and tempt me into this backbreaking, soul destroying nightmare.

Ha ha as soon as they say "use me" you know that is going to be damn hard work but these pathetic individuals seem to think, or hope! that it's what we are gagging for.
Like you, they couldn't pay me enough.

Clarabella

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15613 on: 08 March 2024, 09:35:26 am »
Ha ha as soon as they say "use me" you know that is going to be damn hard work but these pathetic individuals seem to think, or hope! that it's what we are gagging for.
Like you, they couldn't pay me enough.

Exactly! Absolutely on another planet. I mean, I’m a good actress but I ain’t that good!

PassionFlower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15614 on: 08 March 2024, 10:41:57 am »
Received a 350 word essay from a toilet slave today, the most heinous of those words were
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"I simply adore being fed large volumes of very pungent lady-diarrhea"

There has never been, nor will there ever be, a reason to send that particular combination of words to someone who has not expressly consented to hearing scatalogical fantasies  :-X