When they write a one line email giving their mobile number expecting us to call them.

Just received, possibly the cheesiest, cringiest, most obscure request I've ever had, accompanied by a blacked out image of a head and shoulders, all sent twice and the text littered with 'mystery' .....'s :

'Hello to the deliciousness that is (my name) where does this soldier send his cv so the sexy boss can shift through the chaff and potentially be invited for an interview to sell my skill-set xx'

I had one earlier in the week who seemed perfectly sane until he suddenly asked about 'eating my ass' 

I told him I don't have an ass but I do have a goldfish

"Is there any chance we could arrange a price for regular meets?" sure, just look at my rates for the duration you want and that's your price arranged. 😂

Funny I will use this or I quote them higher then the fools reply back with my rates.

The one I’ve been getting lately is “what are your rates?” Like come on mate if you haven’t even read the price you sure as hell don’t know the services and anything about me. So I just send them the profile link it’s so annoying.

Received this copy and paste today, not sure where my nearest swamp is !

Have to say it’s quite an original one. Conjures up images of old movies where they get stuck in quick sand 😂


Hi I have seen your profile on aw. Hi I am wondering if you can help my fulfill my most extreme dream. It's basically me jumping in a deep swamp I know of near you and me sinking and getting stuck neck deep in it. Then you say you won't get me out unless I tell you how you can  transfer  all my savings to you off my phone. You transfer 20 grand to your account and then laugh thanking me for it saying you cannot have me getting out now and reversing the transaction, you want the money so you put your foot on my head and shove me under x then throw my phone in with me and drive or walk off x

Received this copy and paste today, not sure where my nearest swamp is !

Have to say it’s quite an original one. Conjures up images of old movies where they get stuck in quick sand 😂


Hi I have seen your profile on aw. Hi I am wondering if you can help my fulfill my most extreme dream. It's basically me jumping in a deep swamp I know of near you and me sinking and getting stuck neck deep in it. Then you say you won't get me out unless I tell you how you can  transfer  all my savings to you off my phone. You transfer 20 grand to your account and then laugh thanking me for it saying you cannot have me getting out now and reversing the transaction, you want the money so you put your foot on my head and shove me under x then throw my phone in with me and drive or walk off x

This is similar to the slurry pit email I used to receive.