How to tell me you got my number from Adultwork without telling me you got my number from Adultwork:
Asking for 'A Levels', instead of just saying 'anal', like any normal adult.
Mentioning a 'likes list' rather than services
Calling a booking/incall a 'meet' or asking to 'meet up' (no, I am not going to meet you anywhere, bellend)
'Profile' instead of 'website' or 'ad' (and they've always 'seen' it, but never READ it)
'I really like your profile! Where are you based?' (when my location is on the top line in bold capital letters)
'I have feedbacks so I must be genuine!' (not so, even if I was the slightest bit interested in reading a load of trite platitudes written by people who probably couldn't pick you out of a police lineup five minutes after you left, but want a feedback themselves)
Sigh. And another day using the green AT thing to whittle the credits down a bit drew to a close