So prince charming tonight ( never been seen before by me, but a good few warnings to his number) sends me a text telling me he wants a car meet ( err not on offer pal plus past my clocking off time), and wants to suck on my piss flaps while I drive around wasting my fucking petrol in a car he doesn't know I have lol all for 250 non existent euro
Jesus hold me back girls, I am dying to say yes ....errrr puke