Caller .I'd like to come for 15 mins Me Sure are you local ?Caller No Stevenage Me isn't that a long way to travel for such a short visit ?Caller I've just checked it's 90 mins I think I'll leave it !
Guy emailed me saying 'I would love to have a go on you' - Who said romance is dead!!
I've had this a few times! It's like I am a bouncy castle or something...
Today : 'I am most likely to ask for 2 to 3 services from your preference list such as..." (...the guy started enumerating services I don't provide)And the funniest part : "If you're happy with the above, may I ask you if you're ok with me asking you to marry me for a short time when I meet you?"LOL such a poetic moment
Calls for a 15 min quickie calls back says he needs Viagra, did I have any before the booking I said are you having a laugh .. your bookings cancelled you wont have time to get it up 😂
There is this thing with Asain clients some of them wanting this temporary marriage ceremony where you read from the Quran first so that he is not breaking the sex before marriage thing. I wonder if it's that.
