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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15195 on: 08 May 2022, 03:16:24 pm »
Caller . Hi I've got 250 can I come see you now I'm on ...road  .
To which I told him I could only offer hour , fortunately I checked client eye first b4 sending a postcode .he's got reports as long as your arm for requesting bareback ,no shows also ..
He best stay on the road !
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15196 on: 09 May 2022, 05:11:32 pm »
Had a 10 minute chat with a client on the phon, he requested an outfit, made a couple of requests, seemed nice and genuine, wanted to book for 90 minutes. 30 minutes before his arrival time he messaged to say he was on his way. 15 minutes before his arrival time he asked if he could just have a 15 minute BJ in his car. I was fuming.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15197 on: 09 May 2022, 07:06:14 pm »
Had a 10 minute chat with a client on the phon, he requested an outfit, made a couple of requests, seemed nice and genuine, wanted to book for 90 minutes. 30 minutes before his arrival time he messaged to say he was on his way. 15 minutes before his arrival time he asked if he could just have a 15 minute BJ in his car. I was fuming.

Did you see him or cancel? I'd have cancelled and left him with blue balls 😅

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15198 on: 09 May 2022, 07:49:09 pm »
Got this prize prick on aw
Do you work in the market ? I thought I saw you last week are you up for it ?
What a silly bastard I do not show my face on profiles and I never would let any punter know exactly where I work either .
Nothing but every idiot and timewaster bugging me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15199 on: 10 May 2022, 12:42:10 am »
Starts off well as he provides all the information I ask for on initial contact, but it soon goes downhill.

"Oh, I see your fee is x. That's too much."

"That's a shame, I hope you find someone within your budget. Take care."

" x is really too much! Do you get a lot of business at that price? I imagine you do not!"

Actually I do just fine, thanks.  Perhaps he was hoping for a "That's okay! You can pay less!" rather than the response he got.  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15200 on: 10 May 2022, 10:24:12 am »
'Good Morning - Are you open?'

This is not Tesco!!!!

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15201 on: 10 May 2022, 11:35:18 am »
'Good Morning - Are you open?'

This is not Tesco!!!!

Words fail me

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15202 on: 10 May 2022, 03:37:33 pm »
Words fail me
'Good Morning - Are you open?'

This is not Tesco!!!!

Yes had one of these, also plenty of 'are you working?'.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15203 on: 10 May 2022, 04:02:33 pm »
The "are you open" messages don't even merit a reply from me but I suspect some of them are written by men just winding us up anyway. Even the most challenged person knows "are you open" is just stupid.

I think my latest inane introductory question was "you up for taking my big cock then young lady?"

It was the "young lady" words that bored me the most (mature woman here!)  No replies given by me obviously.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15204 on: 10 May 2022, 04:10:03 pm »
The "are you open" messages don't even merit a reply from me but I suspect some of them are written by men just winding us up anyway. Even the most challenged person knows "are you open" is just stupid.

I think my latest inane introductory question was "you up for taking my big cock then young lady?"

It was the "young lady" words that bored me the most (mature woman here!)  No replies given by me obviously.

Mine were verbal not typed messages, I usually ask 'Open, I am not sure what you mean'. Are you working today? "Yes" because I usually am working in some form or capacity even if it's answering emails, messages, updating adverts, social media.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15205 on: 11 May 2022, 03:57:35 pm »
Texted yesterday and booked a half hour for 6pm earlier in the afternoon, all agreed and then texted asking for a massage. I don't offer massage so told him this, cancelled and recommended he try somebody else (and read her ad properly first), then forgot all about it.

Texted again a bit later claiming to have read my profile now (no prizes for guessing this is an AW user), tried to rebook for today so I told him to text in the morning to confirm as I was busy. Then asks whether I offer half hour bookings (despite having already made one and had it cancelled) and starts texting about domination which I also don't offer. Declined as politely as was possible at the time and forgot all about it again.

Texted to confirm this morning as if I'd never replied, and then got pissy when I reminded him I'd cancelled and told him I never wanted to be alone in a room with him ever (and not just because he didn't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'). How these bellends hold a job down I literally cannot understand.

Last week: booked, confirmed and all arranged until I sent the street/postcode text. Cancelled.because I'm not at Aldgate, despite Aldgate not being mentioned anywhere in any of my ads  ???

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15206 on: 11 May 2022, 04:00:48 pm »
Emails today asking me if I'm working on days which I'm clearly not ( profile clearly shows days I work) These people are seriously thick.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15207 on: 12 May 2022, 04:55:46 pm »
"Hello I wanna book you for 15min 40£"

(I don't offer 15mins and that is stated on the profile, but I am feeling salty so I answer)

Sure, no problem

"Who are you again?"

I'm Uadik, google me
 
"The only that came up was Audi Car"

What a complete wanker.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15208 on: 13 May 2022, 08:35:21 am »
What the hell goes on in these guys minds, had to ask for help in figuring out what this text meant!!

"Yooooo WYS?" Apparently this is the best way to try an book me!!!

It apparently translates to "What you saying"

Well I was too speechless to say anything after that!!!

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15209 on: 13 May 2022, 08:38:23 am »
What the hell goes on in these guys minds, had to ask for help in figuring out what this text meant!!

"Yooooo WYS?" Apparently this is the best way to try an book me!!!

It apparently translates to "What you saying"

Well I was too speechless to say anything after that!!!

WYS - my response would be 'fuck off cxxt'