then offered me any food I wanted from the kebab shop he worked for.

Omfg sex for kebabs.... I had one offer me lifts for free sex. I'm a driver and rarely drink when working and rarely do outcalls.... bloody idiot.

Omfg sex for kebabs.... I had one offer me lifts for free sex. I'm a driver and rarely drink when working and rarely do outcalls.... bloody idiot.

I've been offered a freezer filling with meat, and free work/service on my car.

My freezer is full.

The mechanic is almost 2 hour drive away (and he knows it). 

A plumber (or so he said) offered me free taps, or any other work.

I've never had a booking with any of these.

When you get a call from some random who lives so far away it's almost not worth them coming to see you so you suggest they find someone nearer .
Or they want you to do something and you refuse but when you tell them to go find another escort who advertises that specific service they say no they want to see you ...

Wow I do have clients travel a long way, it's when it's so far that it's difficult for me to visit that I advise they find someone closer.

The service thing is strange, if someone wants to see me has to be without the service I do not do. Had to ban someone for repeatedly trying within bookings.

sent at 1.49am: Are you available now?
Idiot at 2.47am: Hello? Are you available now?
Idiot at 3.01am: I want to come and see you now, why aren't you answering?

Me at 8am when I turn the phone on: because I was sleeping like a normal person. Do you think we sit dressed up 24/7, never needing to eat or sleep?

Idiot:....You should be ready for me. Be ready next time.

There won't be a first time or a next time, dickhead.

sent at 1.49am: Are you available now?
Idiot at 2.47am: Hello? Are you available now?
Idiot at 3.01am: I want to come and see you now, why aren't you answering?

Me at 8am when I turn the phone on: because I was sleeping like a normal person. Do you think we sit dressed up 24/7, never needing to eat or sleep?

Idiot:....You should be ready for me. Be ready next time.

There won't be a first time or a next time, dickhead.

Yep. Who'd have thought escorts sleep. Missed many a pleasant text at stupid o clock. I get some do work such hours but after 1 text not being answered you would think they'd realise.

sent at 1.49am: Are you available now?
Idiot at 2.47am: Hello? Are you available now?
Idiot at 3.01am: I want to come and see you now, why aren't you answering?

Me at 8am when I turn the phone on: because I was sleeping like a normal person. Do you think we sit dressed up 24/7, never needing to eat or sleep?

Idiot:....You should be ready for me. Be ready next time.

There won't be a first time or a next time, dickhead.

I used to also get bookings and texts messages from idiots at ridiculous times in the morning . These  people are pathetic . No genuine client  treats an escort like that .

I don't mind when they call as my phone is off when I'm not working.
They can call all night if they like.

+1 My autoreply is on and it's funny to see how many end up having a conversation with it, it even says autoreply for goodness sake!!