Email at 6am'Are you about'
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm definitely using that next time I'm at work... I'm in the kitchen
I get 'Are you around?' Around what, ffs?The other day I also had 'Where are you?' 'I'm in the kitchen'
I get that, also 'Postcode please?' A LOT I've just started sending them random locations like Cardiff castle.
“Send pc” Me: a whole computer? Pricey p&p that.
Him 'Hey! What are your rates and services' (Wtf? As if this isn't all clearly spelled out in the profile he got my number from)Me: £300 for a cold look, £450 for a hand wave.No response, can't think why