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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15030 on: 20 February 2022, 10:00:10 pm »
"Hey beautiful just wanna know more I'm a first timer"

Even the SMS bots are red flagging...

Lol

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15031 on: 21 February 2022, 02:26:16 pm »
On AW today...


Subject: how it going

Message: hi



Me = /ignore

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15032 on: 21 February 2022, 03:03:17 pm »
On AW today...


Subject: how it going

Message: hi



Me = /ignore

Lol.

denise96

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15033 on: 21 February 2022, 05:10:41 pm »
This morning.
 Him " hi baby u up? "
 Me : yes since 8am 🤣
 Him . Send postcode
 Me : block

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15034 on: 21 February 2022, 09:41:15 pm »
This morning.
 Him " hi baby u up? "
 Me : yes since 8am 🤣
 Him . Send postcode
 Me : block

Would have done the same x

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15035 on: 22 February 2022, 12:07:47 am »
Sent at almost 4am...this morning.

Hi Hannaah I'd like to book a meeting with you for Saturday 19th February.

Didn't know I could time travel.  ::)

EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15036 on: 22 February 2022, 12:16:26 am »
Sent at almost 4am...this morning.

Hi Hannaah I'd like to book a meeting with you for Saturday 19th February.

Didn't know I could time travel.  ::)

Now that… is advance booking. Hmm

Boudoir

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15037 on: 22 February 2022, 11:27:20 am »
Text enquiry

Him: I'm interested

Me: In...?

Him: Yes

 :FF

Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15038 on: 22 February 2022, 12:19:58 pm »
I just had another email "enquiry" this morning.

Hey wanna see you
May I ask where you found my details? (it can be relevant depending on the enquiry)
His resply?

net

 ::)









Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15039 on: 22 February 2022, 02:24:44 pm »
Text enquiry

Him: I'm interested

Me: In...?

Him: Yes

 :FF

Pmsl

Tickle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15040 on: 22 February 2022, 09:26:19 pm »
1. Call me at some point in the past so your name gets put in my contact book.
2. Browse website when you are in bed and feel horny and call me outside my hours before wanking off furiously.
3. Don't bother calling to book after "available today" message next day.

That's a good way to be tagged as a timewaster.

Also tonight:

"You available today" sent at 10.32pm. That kind of message at this time of night doesn't ring right. I wonder if these are real people are just some Russian or Indian scambot farm.
« Last Edit: 22 February 2022, 10:36:32 pm by Tickle »

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15041 on: 22 February 2022, 11:41:03 pm »
I just had another email "enquiry" this morning.

Hey wanna see you
May I ask where you found my details? (it can be relevant depending on the enquiry)
His resply?

net

 ::)

Jussy, I had this, except he said, “Your ad.”

*Resists urge to throttle.*  :FF :FF
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Tickle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15042 on: 24 February 2022, 02:02:47 am »
Twonk who phoned outside my hours yesterday and who didn't reply to my callback message all day tried his luck ten minutes before my advertised hours ended. My phone was off and I had already marked him as a timewaster. Just call to book at a sensible time, turn up and pay me then fuck me, then go away. It's not complicated! He's already past his one chance and I'm not playing "tease the escorts attention" so blocked him.

Miffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15043 on: 24 February 2022, 02:22:10 pm »
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I am an IT executive who travels globally. I have teams in London, Hong Kong, São Paulo, and across the US.

Looking to spend some time with a beautiful lady, with a focus on escaping this challenging world

I'm wondering if he meant this for LinkedIn?!

One More Rodeo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15044 on: 24 February 2022, 09:17:03 pm »
Just when you start thinking that you're talking to an actual human, he turns out to be a plonker.  :FF

Got a booking request - he sounded articulate, polite, to the point, and on the spectrum of normal.
I emailed him that I require a deposit.
During a phone call, he asked and I told him I require a deposit and told him how to send it.
On my profile, it says that I require a deposit.

He books a hotel.
I tell him - to confirm, I require a deposit.
He emails back that he forgot about the deposit and is not comfortable. And suggests we do a video call so that he can be sure I'm a "real person".

 :FF I'm so done.  :P :P I get so few inquiries, out of which even less are half-sensible, so it was a bigger disappointment than it should have been.