Yes I do try to keep my profile user friendly. Can't win them all eh.

Those who ask on the phone about what services I offer or any other questions which would keep me on the phone, get the quickest polite goodbye from me. If they found my number and didn't read my profile then their bad luck.  I always assume they want free phone fun and all they require is a woman's voice telling them she will do x y and z and they have got their few minutes to finish themselves off.  They could easily have started the self pleasure before I answer so they will hope my voice will take them over the edge.

Not a chance in hell. I have never discussed services over the phone and never will. Those who may be genuine can move on and try someone else.

I've had that too Lush. My hours are clearly visible and had so called dyselxics bothering me, when I point them to my working hours they get shitty.

Even the ones that say I don't know how to read I'm like well you found my advert hunting for pussy so you can clearly read. I cut the call and block.

Do I offer a lift and carry service (I would lift and carry him). But it's ok as he's only 9 stone. Jog on mate.

This bloody joker..

Hey. So I have a little kink that not many are into but here goes. I am professional, clean and honest. I get my kicks from cutting and shaving womens hair completely bald. Not sure why but its a mega turn on. I'll happily pay £1500 for a couple of hours of your time at a decent hotel and if its your thing then I'd love to hear from you. Thanks for reading XX

Fuck off

Hahahaha.
The way things are slow right now …. Wig + glued down bald cap + some gooood acting. 💸 I’m there 😂

I’ve seen that one many times as an RB, I’m fascinated by what he gets off on lol

What's RB? Yeah totally, mind you I find it a turn on a man strong enough to pick me up lol

Reverse booking,  its available on aw for guys to put up bookings they would like how much they are willing to pay, SP's can then bid on the RB

Ah yes, never done it x

It’s the pulling teeth that makes me wanna pull my own flipping teeth out. Omg.

“Hey, you available?”
Yes, when would you like to book?
“Today”
Okay, what time, how long a session?
“About 3?”
… that works for me… how long ?
“Half hour”

Ughhhh, what is it about men that they only ever reply to one part of the message. So annoying. 😑

I know lol