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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14955 on: 30 January 2022, 07:15:24 pm »
Email from him

"when are you going to let me seduce you"

Reply from me












That's right he didn't get one  ;D

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14956 on: 30 January 2022, 07:26:14 pm »
New one on me;

Do you do breastfeeding roleplay?

Decking hate my nipples being sucked. Did not respond. 


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14957 on: 30 January 2022, 07:36:39 pm »
Him - Can you do an 30 mins at 4pm. Me - Sorry already booked. Him - can you do an hour at 4pm then?  :FF

I've had this kind of thing before, I think maybe he thought if the other guy was a 30 min booking also then you might bump him if he offered a longer booking.

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14958 on: 30 January 2022, 08:16:14 pm »
I've had this kind of thing before, I think maybe he thought if the other guy was a 30 min booking also then you might bump him if he offered a longer booking.

Probably. I've had a few say similar before.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14959 on: 31 January 2022, 06:50:53 am »
When they just want a half hour. Not sure when. Sending you at least five really long emails.

I blocked him in the end. Too demanding. Plus he had ED which I can easily cope with but really long emails are so offputting ...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14960 on: 31 January 2022, 11:56:00 am »
Pompous sounding professional guy 65yrs...more or less arranged the booking himself as he interrupted each time I tried to speak. He got tutty and  impatient if I explained anything. He even told me what time he'd confirm, it was all his rules. I think he's very experienced with SW and used to barking orders.

I said yes as sometimes a slightly unsuitable spare cock is sometimes worth a punt if I happen to be around. The he texts'...'stockings please', I dislike like this 'pizza ordering' vibe, especially via text. My deep guts realised I'd probably get quite angry with him and kick him out in 5 seconds, so I texted my cancellation.

He rung and apologised then did the same interrupting. I said 'you keep interrupting do you realise that?'. 'No' and I told him to find someone else. Then he texted he wasn't interrupting but was only answering my questions....'Apologies I had no idea I came across like that'

Through the next day he sent multiple hopefull texts that he was still available..would it be ok? Then tried for the day after too. I ignored.
Finally he sent this loveletter-

I trust you had a great day. You missed out on £400 pay out, if we had a 90 minute appointment. I am glad you are able to take a financial hit like that. All the best Simon.

(The price is about right so he's not being weird in that respect.)

First it was the stick, then it was the mouldy carrot. Gut's always right.
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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14961 on: 31 January 2022, 10:44:07 pm »
Omg salty! I hate the 'wear this' requests as well. Sounds like you dodged a bullet there. He would have been a nightmare.  If they interrupt me either on the phone or in person I go silent every time. So rude!

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14962 on: 31 January 2022, 10:47:45 pm »
I had an email the other day ordering me to wear tight leggings and to face sit him, buring my pussy into his face (how am I meant to do that in leggings I do not own...). Ignored as wasn't in the mood for orders. He emailed me again today ordering I face sit him whilst wearing a certain expensive brand of panties, which I do not own. Ignored again. Fantascist.

saltysweet

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« Reply #14963 on: 01 February 2022, 12:52:17 am »
Oh you get the odd 'pizza orders' too how rude :)

Thanks Milf-Glos, yeah bullet dodged. I guess I hoped once he'd apologised he'd shake off whatever nerves or stick up the ass was bothering him but he got big-fat-worse.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14964 on: 01 February 2022, 02:41:46 pm »
I never entertain requests or role play or anything like that. I found most of them were timewasters or fantasists or simply going to be a pain. I found my best clients want to see me for me and happy with what I decide and the more they diverge from this the more miserable and stressed I'm going to feel.

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14965 on: 01 February 2022, 02:48:42 pm »
I never entertain requests or role play or anything like that. I found most of them were timewasters or fantasists or simply going to be a pain. I found my best clients want to see me for me and happy with what I decide and the more they diverge from this the more miserable and stressed I'm going to feel.

Totally.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14966 on: 01 February 2022, 06:32:27 pm »
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Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14967 on: 01 February 2022, 07:10:15 pm »
I never like those sort of requests. It makes me take an instant disliking to them.

I'm going to dress nicely and that should be enough
 

This is exactly how I feel. I'm always in heels and stockings and say this in my profile. This should be enough.

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14968 on: 02 February 2022, 01:43:14 pm »
Arranged a booking. He texts shortly before with ridiculous outfit requests, orders not asks, all of which I don't own. Cancelled him. Got a shitty reply. Bullet dodged.

Email recently. 'Oh I love a BBW'. I'm a size 10-12.... politely declined.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14969 on: 02 February 2022, 04:13:04 pm »
This is so stupid of me but I always thought BBW was big/beautiful black woman, and recently got a email about me being a BBW and was so very confused. (I’m pale as Casper)
Googled and realised of course big beautiful woman is apparently the more common use, and yet still.., I’m also a size 10-12 so 🤷🏻‍♀️ Weirdos about.