Cheeky bastard 

Right?! I have 20 odd pics on my website which clearly show I'm not a "big girl" and why on earth did he think I was gonna send him a "nice pic" 

Punter emailed asking for a meet today. I declined saying I wasn't given enough notice.

He replies with "Thanks for your reply and sorry I didn’t give you more notice…I had an urge for a big girl ! I will contact you another time if I may…
Perhaps you might send me a nice pic in the meantime to cheer me up…"

I'm 5ft9 and 11 stone. Curvy at best but definitely not "big". Needless to say I have ignored him and gone back to my Netflix show

Youngish sounding man with unclear foreign accent. In such a hurry he tried to skip past my asking what date and time would he like and asked where I was. I asked the question again and he said he wanted me now. "Now" was before my advertised start time and also before my advertised booking start time. I hadn't even had a shower or put my makeup on! He may have been quite nice and just caught up in his own lusts but I said I was declining him as a client and don't call again. I know this was quite sharp and I'm guessing he was on mobile and hadn't read my profile through properly but standards are standards.

The previous two inquiries had been a red trouser type asking too many questions and another who was worrying about his wife catching chlamydia and neither resulted in a firm booking. I also had a thick head over dealing with state bureaucracy this week and "bro" culture on a forum I'm on so not tolerating deviating from what I am used to and happy with. I can be accommodating but that requires corresponding positives in other directions to make up for it which I have not been hearing.

Update:

The one I blocked not only didn't hear this but phoned back the next morning two hours earlier!

I also had one I blocked a year or two ago and had to message to tell him to stop pestering me call today. I didn't answer so he left a message "".

Another one who I have not only blocked but literally asked to leave before even taking the money and not come back trying to call for the past three weeks.

What part of "no" do they not understand?

This lovely chap..

Him: Hi are you available?
Me: When?
Him: Now Owo15 min?
Me: Try reading my profile (I don't offer 15 minute bookings or bookings without an hour's notice)
Him: Na

Me: face palm

Him: Hi
Me: (I know, I know but I was bored) Really??
Him: Huh?
Me: Hi what? Are we friends?
Him: No saw your ad are you free?
Me: Nope
Him: Where are you?
Me: At work
Him: Ok so when are you available
Me: Next Monday
Him: Ok are you in town name then?
Me: What does it say on my profile? When and Where tab?
Him: Silence

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Your diary isn't letting me make a booking.
That's because the diary is closed.
Well, I want to make a booking, open it.
It is closed to stop rude, arrogant people making a booking who don't have the manners to check if I am even available first. Do you see the issue here?

Silence.

Leaving a whole 4 minutes voice mail of them wanking on the phone and after they finish they say "can I come". Yeah mate what I delight to hear you wanking at 8 in the morning of course you can come but not here 

That's one of the reasons I have a dumb phone - no voicemail.

Voicemail has nothing to do with the handset, it's provided at  the service provider end can be activated and accessed by any phone with buttons (real or touch screen) whatever the technology or lack of it. I've always had voicemail on whatever mobile phone, going back 20+ years to very basic pre-android phones and I'm only a very recent convert to up-to-date phone for work. During a recent up date the VM for work phone was actually turned off, needed reactivating because it was changing to a smarter phone.